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Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed for his cruel lies?

Yes. He has spread cruel lies about Winston and Dianne and refuses to stop. Off with his head!
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Yes. But quartering is cruel and unusual punishment. It was outlawed in the 1860's. Give him a more merciful execution.
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No. Banano's cruel lies should be protected by free speech. Spare his life please. Give him an executive pardon.
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Poll: Should Banano be hanged, drawn and quartered?

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Winston:

Bring the accused forward. Thank you. You may all sit down.

As magistrate of the court of HA, I now pronounce the verdict and sentence for the forum member known as Banano. Banano's tongue and mouth have been shockingly cruel, vicious and mean-spirited. He only desires the pain and suffering of others. His tongue reflects an evil heart full of hatred and wickedness. He has spoken unspeakably cruel things toward Winston and Dianne. Though he has been given many warnings, he has repeatedly IGNORED them. Lately he crossed the line too many times in this thread: viewtopic.php?f=37&t=26690 .

Enough is enough. This can no longer be tolerated. Banano shall be given an execution that will be more befitting and equally cruel as that of his tongue and heart. He shall be hanged, drawn and quartered, per the customs of Medieval England. The explanation is below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_dr ... _quartered

"To be hanged, drawn and quartered was from 1351 a statutory penalty in England for men convicted of high treason, although the ritual was first recorded during the reigns of King Henry III (1216–1272) and his successor, Edward I (1272–1307). Convicts were fastened to a hurdle, or wooden panel, and drawn by horse to the place of execution, where they were hanged (almost to the point of death), emasculated, disembowelled, beheaded and quartered (chopped into four pieces)."

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Sentence will be carried out tomorrow. Those of you who wish to attend and witness his execution may do so.

Banano, you will be given a last chance to speak before sentence is carried out. Do you have any last words to say before you meet your maker? Any sins you want to confess before a minister?
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I support this. I am a big advocate of free speech, but free speech does not protect defamation.
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As one of your chief advisors, I wish to plead for some token mercy on behalf of Banano. The man is chronically bitter and negative, clearly one of countless victims of the remaining rot of Anglo culture and women. Therefore, he's not totally to blame.

Moreover, he's intelligent and insightful at times. Over the years I've at least enjoyed reading some of his posts and maybe even learned a thing or two. Plus I must admit, I've gotten a lotta nice laughs when he wound up King Winston to his boiling point.

Give him a more merciful death. Just hang him with out the torturing festivities or travel into the future a few hundred years so he can die by firing squad ala Repatriate.

Oh wait, he's less guilty than Repat cus he never challenged tame and innocent Rock to a fight. So please just transport him to modern day China for a quick and painless bullet to the back of the head. By Chinese law, you are then entitled to send his family a bill for the bullet so it's even free.
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what happened to free speech? I was just stating what everyone else is thinking, we dont need to agree on everything anyway. Sometimes we need to develop thicker skin and look at the thing the way they are, no amount of sugarcoating and butt licking will change anything.
If this forum is truly about free speech as its been advertised then Banano should be spared
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Im aware that dianne and her past is winstons achilles heel and he will never be comfortable with her history.
I dont know why he gets so worked up about the whole issue if he really thinks she is legitimate non hooker?

You see, if somebody called my gf a hooker and I know she is not that wouldnt upset me at all, it only hurts if theres truth in it.

Banano is greatful to be one of true pioneers of ha movement, the man who actually travels and bangs whenever opportunity strikes.

I strongly disagree with sentencing which imo is harsh and unjust but if ha jury agrees on it then im happy to accept it.
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Rock wrote:
By Chinese law, you are then entitled to send his family a bill for the bullet so it's even free.
That should sway cheapskate Winston!
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I am glad to see this posted in the Humor section. Anywhere else posted I can not take it seriously. To be frank, I think Winston is going overboard with this banning threat against Banano and should take a step back.

I often find Banano's posts funny, and insightful, so this "kangaroo court" scenario just reminds me about the sad state of more and more freedoms being taken away from us here in the USA and western nations everyday, so as not to "offend" others. The Internet is one of the few places left to express opinions freely, but is also being threatened here too.

I have been lurking for about 2 years now, but I don't say much because I don't qualify as an expat yet. My first trip abroad will be to Manila one month from now, if all goes well for me financially. I have been planning to go meet my girlfriend there for those 2 years now.

So I hope this forum still exists when I get back after 2 weeks, and you haven't all been sent to the gallows. :-/
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Banano wrote:what happened to free speech? I was just stating what everyone else is thinking, we dont need to agree on everything anyway. Sometimes we need to develop thicker skin and look at the thing the way they are, no amount of sugarcoating and butt licking will change anything.
If this forum is truly about free speech as its been advertised then Banano should be spared
Free speech does not mean anything goes. It does not mean that lies and defamation and slander are ok too. People get sued for those things.

You were not stating what everyone else was thinking. You were trying to TWIST things using technicalities to try to label Dianne as a bar girl and unfairly lump her with all the career bar girls who have slept with many men. That is unfair. Why haven't you lumped me with all the warehouse workers in the world just because I worked a few days in one?
Banano wrote: Im aware that dianne and her past is winstons achilles heel and he will never be comfortable with her history.
I dont know why he gets so worked up about the whole issue if he really thinks she is legitimate non hooker?

You see, if somebody called my gf a hooker and I know she is not that wouldnt upset me at all, it only hurts if theres truth in it.

Banano is greatful to be one of true pioneers of ha movement, the man who actually travels and bangs whenever opportunity strikes.

I strongly disagree with sentencing which imo is harsh and unjust but if ha jury agrees on it then im happy to accept it.
That's not true. Lies do hurt. Because people believe them. Any random lie will be believed if spread around. They don't have to be true. They can be false and still hurt others. Why do you think people get sued for slander or defamation? We all know this. So do you. Stop pretending to be stupid even if you really are. Your excuses do not justify your lies or slander.

You also make cruel statements that are untrue and unjustified, such as that Winston is a 1.5 and that he has nothing to offer anyone, etc.
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Z Man wrote:I am glad to see this posted in the Humor section. Anywhere else posted I can not take it seriously. To be frank, I think Winston is going overboard with this banning threat against Banano and should take a step back.

I often find Banano's posts funny, and insightful, so this "kangaroo court" scenario just reminds me about the sad state of more and more freedoms being taken away from us here in the USA and western nations everyday, so as not to "offend" others. The Internet is one of the few places left to express opinions freely, but is also being threatened here too.

I have been lurking for about 2 years now, but I don't say much because I don't qualify as an expat yet. My first trip abroad will be to Manila one month from now, if all goes well for me financially. I have been planning to go meet my girlfriend there for those 2 years now.

So I hope this forum still exists when I get back after 2 weeks, and you haven't all been sent to the gallows. :-/
This has nothing to do with erosion of free speech. If Banano were spreading lies and false stories about you or your girlfriend, would you defend his free speech? No you would not. You don't mind because the lies are not about you. See how subjective you are?

As with the Repatriate banning, I asked the same question of others who opposed his banning and execution. They could not answer because they knew that I was right, that if Repatriate had spreads vicious lies about them, they would support his banning. So I was right about that, as I am now.
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Ok let's do a public poll then about whether Banano should be executed and quartered. Let the HA jury decide. Cast your vote above!
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Re: Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed?

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Btw what did i lie about?

Ok, Im saying that since she worked in AC bars such as Julianas and Atlantis that there is HIGH chance that she WAS p4p girl and at some point in time received monetary compensation for sex.

Girls who go to work in those bars are not going there to serve drinks and talk politics and stock market with customers, everything revolves around sex and $$.

What she told you is irrelevant, of course she will tell you the best things about herself.

If you cant put 2 and 2 together then you have a big problem

Btw, I voted AGAINST any kind of execution or punishment:)
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Banano wrote:Btw what did i lie about?

Ok, Im saying that since she worked in AC bars such as Julianas and Atlantis that there is HIGH chance that she WAS p4p girl and at some point in time received monetary compensation for sex.

Girls who go to work in those bars are not going there to serve drinks and talk politics and stock market with customers, everything revolves around sex and $$.

What she told you is irrelevant, of course she will tell you the best things about herself.

If you cant put 2 and 2 together then you have a big problem

Btw, I voted AGAINST any kind of execution or punishment:)
You lied about Dianne being a bar girl and kept repeating it even after it was explained to you 10,000 times why she is not.

The statement that "Winston got a bar girl pregnant" is inaccurate because she worked at Julianas BEFORE I met her and she worked at Atlantis AFTER our son was born.

But of course, you don't care about that. You will continue to say "Winston got a bar girl pregnant" because that's what you WANT to believe. So you do NOT care about fairness, truth or accuracy. You just get a kick out of shaming Winston or Dianne and you are deriving entertainment out of bashing the owner here, which is sick, twisted and Satanic.

I could explain all this 100,000 times and you will forget it, because you want to believe what you want to believe, even if it's a lie and false. That's what makes you and many here Satanic. You LOVE spreading bad things and will keep doing it. That's why you DESERVE to be banned or executed. Your intentions are bad and evil and highly unethical. But many people don't care about truth, they just enjoy seeing me get bashed, even by lies. It's f***ing sick and Satanic.

You are assuming that all girls in bars and KTV's have sex for money. Not true. Rock and I already explained to you that many bar girls do not go barfine with customers. They just get paid a salary or have drinks. Many girls prefer to avoid having sex for money.

Filipinas have very little employment opportunities, so some do this out of desperation, not because they want to be hoes.

You don't know jack shit about Angeles City, Banano, and you are unwilling to learn. You just believe what you want to believe and don't care that you are spreading lies. That makes me SICK dude. And why should I waste my time repeating this to you OVER AND OVER AND OVER again ad naseum? The time I waste arguing with a sick lying bastard like you is gone forever and will never come back! So why should I keep wasting my f***ing time with you?

Explain that to me please. Why should I waste another minute with your filth?

You are no expert on AC or Philippines. You speak with no authority. So if you keep lying, we have every right to ban you.

Please tell me why you should remain and keep spreading lies?
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Re: Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed?

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“You are assuming that all girls in bars and KTV's have sex for money.”

Doesnt have to be that all bar girls are hookers but lets say 50% are p4p. Agree?

Thats a very conservative estimate, just based on that people have right to assume she is one of them. How can you prove she isnt? You can only go by wht she says but we all know there is huge insentive for her to lie, in fact most will lie. So yea odds that she was not into p4p are slim.
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