Bring the accused forward. Thank you. You may all sit down.
As magistrate of the court of HA, I now pronounce the verdict and sentence for the forum member known as Banano. Banano's tongue and mouth have been shockingly cruel, vicious and mean-spirited. He only desires the pain and suffering of others. His tongue reflects an evil heart full of hatred and wickedness. He has spoken unspeakably cruel things toward Winston and Dianne. Though he has been given many warnings, he has repeatedly IGNORED them. Lately he crossed the line too many times in this thread: viewtopic.php?f=37&t=26690 .
Enough is enough. This can no longer be tolerated. Banano shall be given an execution that will be more befitting and equally cruel as that of his tongue and heart. He shall be hanged, drawn and quartered, per the customs of Medieval England. The explanation is below.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_dr ... _quartered
"To be hanged, drawn and quartered was from 1351 a statutory penalty in England for men convicted of high treason, although the ritual was first recorded during the reigns of King Henry III (1216–1272) and his successor, Edward I (1272–1307). Convicts were fastened to a hurdle, or wooden panel, and drawn by horse to the place of execution, where they were hanged (almost to the point of death), emasculated, disembowelled, beheaded and quartered (chopped into four pieces)."


Sentence will be carried out tomorrow. Those of you who wish to attend and witness his execution may do so.
Banano, you will be given a last chance to speak before sentence is carried out. Do you have any last words to say before you meet your maker? Any sins you want to confess before a minister?