Supposed to have a blind date on Friday

[Adama]

During my lunch break a former coworker calls me up to tell me he has a girl and needs a wing man for his girlfriend's friend. I ask for details. Specifically, is she a beast? Does she have children? etc.

She is 27 y/o, not fat, white, with tattoos, and short brown hair. She is supposed to average looking.

I almost called it off when he told me she has tattoos and short hair. I think I will just go along just to see if this actually happens.

Will they back out at the last min? Will they fail to show? Will they be complete stuck up wenches? Will she be psychologically f'd up (as indicated by tattoos on a woman)?

I don't think this is the kind of girl I'd have sex with (tattoos, short hair, average looking). So if anything happens, this will strictly be about sociology. Got to go into the wild where they are to observe them.

[Adama]

I don't think this is the kind of girl I'd have sex with (tattoos, short hair, average looking). So if anything happens, this will strictly be about sociology. Got to go into the wild where they are to observe them.

If she has tattoos, an unusual hairstyle and she at least has the decency to stay in shape, chances are she's a freak. Skinny girls with tattoos tend to be freaks. Not long-term material, obviously, but a potential good lay nonetheless.

Well yeah, I know that, and I have already thought about it, and I can't do it. Unless I intend for her to be my wife or long term girlfriend (also known as concubine), then I can't touch her. And from the sounds of it, I don't think I'd like to spend my life with this chick. I just want to see if I can practice with her in conversation. You know, just for the sake of experience. I will not tell her any of this.

[Ghost]

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[jamesbond]

You never know what your blind date is going to look like. Who knows, your date might look like this person.

[jamesbond]

Or she might look like this person!

[Adama]

Jamesbond, what is your obsession with Winston? I seriously don't get it.

[Adama]

Jamesbond, what is your obsession with Winston? I seriously don't get it.

Winston is a very handsome man. Distinguished looking. Not at all fat. With a large and round skull, housing a mighty, out-of-the-box-thinking brain. An intense, free-thinking modern renaissance man the likes of which the world has rarely seen, Messiah to armies of hopeless Western men, lover of thousands of women of all the world's races and nationalities, Father of the Year and the Moses of America, leading his flock out of American female bondage into the promised land of Abroad...

One can hardly blame James Bond for recognizing in Winston his many unusual qualities.

Winston has many amazing qualities. However, I do not worship him.

[Adama]

I don't think this is the kind of girl I'd have sex with (tattoos, short hair, average looking). So if anything happens, this will strictly be about sociology. Got to go into the wild where they are to observe them.

If she has tattoos, an unusual hairstyle and she at least has the decency to stay in shape, chances are she's a freak. Skinny girls with tattoos tend to be freaks. Not long-term material, obviously, but a potential good lay nonetheless.

I was just sent two pictures. She is a normal looking woman from the neck up, a solid 6 or 7. Of course to most North American wankers, she's a 9 or 10.

[OutWest]

Jamesbond, what is your obsession with Winston? I seriously don't get it.

Winston is a very handsome man. Distinguished looking. Not at all fat. With a large and round skull, housing a mighty, out-of-the-box-thinking brain. An intense, free-thinking modern renaissance man the likes of which the world has rarely seen, Messiah to armies of hopeless Western men, lover of thousands of women of all the world's races and nationalities, Father of the Year and the Moses of America, leading his flock out of American female bondage into the promised land of Abroad...

One can hardly blame James Bond for recognizing in Winston his many unusual qualities.

It makes a lot more sense if you figure that James Bond likely IS Winston.

[Adama]

Jamesbond, what is your obsession with Winston? I seriously don't get it.

Winston is a very handsome man. Distinguished looking. Not at all fat. With a large and round skull, housing a mighty, out-of-the-box-thinking brain. An intense, free-thinking modern renaissance man the likes of which the world has rarely seen, Messiah to armies of hopeless Western men, lover of thousands of women of all the world's races and nationalities, Father of the Year and the Moses of America, leading his flock out of American female bondage into the promised land of Abroad...

One can hardly blame James Bond for recognizing in Winston his many unusual qualities.

It makes a lot more sense if you figure that James Bond likely IS Winston.

That would be some real sockpuppeting. Isnt Winston like a completely commie pinko? JamesBond was defending gun ownership in one thread a few days back.

[droid]

HOlly crap james bond, that chucky's bride thing scared the hell out of me when i scrolled. After that, the Selena Wu wasn't too bad.

[droid]

white, with tattoos

<sarcasm>
No sh*t haha
</sarcasm>

[pete98146]

After that, the Selena Wu wasn't too bad.

Just remember...no fapping to Selena Wu please

[Adama]

It's already been called off.

[Ghost]

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