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Woody Allen Dating Misadventures Video Clips

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Dating american women will make you neurotic.

Date 1
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlAg_gIn ... re=related[/youtube]

Date 2
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0yuqpk0 ... re=related[/youtube]

Blind Date Prep.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktunz4gpQcM&NR=1[/youtube]

Blind Date


Flirting
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LboBvMaGcbY&NR=1[/youtube]



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Those scenes were hilarious, especially the one about the woman talking about how much she loves sex and has it with everyone but repels Woody's advances. lol I've experienced that before. I wonder why women do that.

Too bad the whole movie isn't on YouTube.

In one clip some guy tells Woody Allen not to tell a woman that you don't drink or else it makes you look less exciting and like a Boy Scout. Is that true? Is telling a woman that you don't drink a turn off to her?
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Oh wait I think I've found it. Is this the whole film?

Part 1 of 9:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE8x2Jb4ij0&feature=fvw[/youtube]
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Check out this ridiculous scene where Woody Allen rejects this really hot girl in bed. Come on now. No one would do that. Why do movies always show stuff like guys rejecting hot girls. It's ridiculous.

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New York from 1960 to 1975 led the charge in neurosis and people freaking out and becoming non-functional in a city with a high standard of living. When I watch old NYC movies now I can see the wackiness, the stress, the mistrust, all the rest.

This was not normal anywhere on the planet at that time. Now it has spread to most of the USA.

It's not here in post-Mao China.

Life here is normal.

The clips above are the signs that a society is breaking down.

I stopped going to Woody Allen films, which in the N.E. USA are a must attend for urbane urban dwellers, in 1988. I had gotten tired of buying a movie ticket so that he could pay for his therapy sessions.

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'No one would do that. '

No. YOU would not do that.

Other men have other values.

There are a few men who would turn down a girl. I did it a few times, and one of them WAS VERY HOT. Sometimes you just don't want to deal with the bullshit, or I thought her friends were shady or I had something to do the next morning.

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Heres some more Woody Allen movie scenes.

Parking


Cello


Bank Robbery

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I found some other whole movies on YouTube with Woody Allen. Here they are. They are pretty hilarious and we've been watching them. It's great to see pure classic artistic and intellectual comedy like this. Dianne Keaton was great in her roles as well. Here are the first parts of each film. To see the rest, click on the link below them and select Part 2.

Love and Death
Woody Allen becomes a soldier in the Russian army during the Napoleonic Wars and then tries to assassinate Napoleon.



Take the money and run
Woody Allen plays a bank robber who experiences a lot of mishaps



Sleeper
Woody Allen plays a nerd who wakes up in a futuristic world.

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Check out this clip from the Woody Allen movie "Take the money and run" where he meets this perfect looking girl in the park. Dang. If I met a girl that looked like that, I'd marry her! Can you imagine setting your eyes on her for the first time in a park unexpectedly? It'd like being in a dream that you don't want to wake up from. Dang.




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