I watched much of the recent World Cup with my brother. The event got me thinking:
Isn't being a professional soccer player the ideal life in this day and age?
Unlike most MMA fighters, professional soccer players can make excellent money following their passion and can do so without sustaining brain damage and CTE. I love MMA as a sport but the pay isn't good except for the highest-ranked fighters at the elite level. It's really not worth it unless you are championship material or develop a WWF-style off-the-wall character that draws money like Conor McGregor did. There's also a scientific study which shows that almost everybody who competes in MMA for more than 6 years will develop CTE. Those guys are literally destroying their brains for people's entertainment. MMA is not a good career choice. Professional soccer players on the other hand can make millions a season in any decent league and the risk of head trauma and CTE is minimal.
Moreover, the world of sport is perhaps one of the last remaining true meritocracies, the occasional rigged game or biased officiation notwithstanding. Those who perform the best generally get signed to the most lucrative contracts while those who cannot perform at a high enough level get cut. This is obviously a good thing. It means that, unlike with music and showbusiness, you can succeed on merit alone and without having to sell your soul to the Illuminati or give your ass in bizarre homosexual rituals in exchange for money and fame. You can just train hard, hone your craft, make money and retire from the sport when you're ready to do so.
I've read that most professional soccer players train for about 4 or 5 hours which includes soccer drills and conditioning. The rest of the day they rest and get the nutrition that they need. This leaves a lot of free time - free time which could be used for erudition, creative pursuits, spiritual advancement and relaxation with friends and family. In contrast, the typical whoreporate slave in almost any advanced industrial nation will usually be too busy and overstressed to enjoy a decent life let alone one of intense personal development. As a pro soccer player playing in the top flight of the sport you basically get paid millions for doing your hobby.
If you are good, you can play in one of many big money leagues all around the world. The best leagues are in Europe but there are also decent leagues in Latin America (e.g., Liga MX) and maybe Asia too. A soccer player can essentially live the HA lifestyle while earning a fortune. Could divide his career across various countries if he wanted.
As a soccer player in the top flight of the sport, you already have insane social status. You're celebrated by millions. You're in a category above even doctors, lawyers and surgeons. You're automatically perceived as a winner in life and a "giga-Chad"!

In conjunction with the previous point, you as a soccer player will also have easy access to some of the hottest pvssy around. Not only could you easily get a ultra-hot girlfriend if you wanted but you could also go to VIP parties with your teammates and sleep with high-class escorts, socialites and all kinds of classy ladies of high society. If you're like our friend @CaptainSkelebob or Real Madrid player Karim Benzema, you would also be able to attend high-end tranny parties and have sexual encounters and love affairs with some of the hottest tarty Tgurls/ladyboys until your heart is content!


Then you can retire early and leisurely pursue other things as long as you've not been foolish with the millions that you could potentially make. Never having to worry about money again. No shitty bills to pay. No living like a serf. Complete freedom.
Of course, being as world-famous as Messi or Ronaldo would have its downsides like not being able to go anywhere without being harassed by fans. But most high-earning soccer players aren't that famous and could probably avoid identification by moving to a foreign country after retirement, especially one where soccer isn't that popular.
In my estimation, professional soccer players have it good. You could say that destiny was kind to them in occult terms. Pro soccer players have it way better than the average modern churl. They seem to live charmed lives for the most part. I think that I chose not only the wrong sport but also the wrong life!
