The biggest piece of AW shit ever (online profile)

jcris7 · Post by **jcris7** » October 4th, 2011, 3:58 pm

Gentlemen, I give you exhibit A of my own collection of shining examples of AW that we all loathe. This chick has to be the most psycho, white-washed Asian American piece of trash ever. I've included her profile text below the pictures. Maybe someone could forward this to ZeroToleranceMan LOL. Also, my friend who has an okcupid account actually flagged this chick who was under a previous screename. She was posting Okcupid correspondance from her male suitors with a "Online Dating Fail" blog, potentially violating privacy laws. She is back again and is such a nasty cunt. I wouldn't ever touch her with a pole the length of a light year.

Enjoy!

I am the biggest bitch ever, and I take pride in having that title.

Screename: reveriereverie
Site: okcupid.com

Profile reads as follows
My self-summary
They call me Elizabetch.

I am not looking for someone to f**k.
I hate dumb pieces of shit who don't read my profile... Trust me, I'll know if you did or not.

I have trance hands.
In trance we trust.
You can trust my hands.

I live to rave and rave to live!
First and foremost, I am a kandi kid.
You don't know true EDM until you've been to a Southern California rave.

I'm a strong Republican meaning very very fiscally conservative. Don't give me any of your liberal shit please.

I love Anderson Cooper.

I also love me some Daily Show and Colbert Report because I can laugh at the ridiculousness of my dear GOP.

I will never ever do PR again.

I don't drink.

I am philosophically Buddhist.

I've got the style and laid back nature of a California girl but the tough mentality and no bullshit attitude of a native East Coaster.
What Iâ€™m doing with my life
Waiting to do Ultra Music Festival again! Here I come Miami!

**UPDATE** Just bought my UMF 14 tickets!

Planning my wedding 3.25.2012 (If you understand this, nice going. You're know the true meaning of it all.)

Semester off to work... It's been a nice change of pace but makes me appreciate the freedom of college life so much more.
Iâ€™m really good at
Crashing into cars with my bike... Happened on Wilshire Boulevard recently and I survived without a scratch. Can you say untouchable?

Going MIA for weeks at a time... I'll never be fully available at any time, anywhere, or for anyone. I don't call or text back if I don't feel like it which is often.

Clingy, needy, desperate... just f***ing annoying people stay away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall for an Asian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 5:
1. Avicii who can put me in the best mood ever with his uplifting beats, making my happiness climb levels.
2. Armin Van Buuren because no one puts on a set like he does, because I'm drowning in his music.
3. ATB who just has the sound that rings true to my heart, making me feel ecstasy.
4. Kaskade who puts the perfect beats to the vocals that make me never want to stop dancing girl.
5. Tiesto because c'mon, he's a bomb f***ing DJ!

(See what I did there? If you did, you're a true fan).

And the rest... deadmau5, Alesso, Swedish House Mafia, Sander Van Doorn, Ferry Corsten, Laidback Luke, Wolfgang Gartner, Above & Beyond, Afrojack, Dash Berlin, Cosmic Gate, Skrillex, First State, Gareth Emery, Flux Pavillion, Markus Schulz, Pendulum, Royksopp, Axwell, Pretty Lights, Sebastian Ingrosso, Fedde Le Grand, Bassnectar, Simon Patterson, Crystal Method, Benny Benassi, Calvin Harris.
The six things I could never do without
EDM, Bike, Fashion, Water Bottles, Beatport, David Yurman
On a typical Friday night I am
The best nights I've ever had are the ones driving back home at 7 am, that beautiful California sun rising, sitting in the car with Kaskade or deadmau5 blasting, silently smiling with those around me because words can't even begin to describe epic night we just had. Sometimes you can see that gold dust coming out the spe-e-e-akers, disappearing into the air behind us as we drive down the freeway. Never have I ever felt more alive than in those moments.

If you can understand this sentiment, we may have a lot in common.
The most private thing Iâ€™m willing to admit
Would be one of my most ... interesting dreams ever. Just ask.
Iâ€™m looking for

Guys and girls who like bi girls
Ages 20-27
Near me
For new friends, short-term dating

You should message me if
You are the up and coming DJ of my dreams from the Netherlands, Sweden, Germany... or any European country really.

You know where my username comes from.

If your subject line or first IM is not "Kaskade is king," I'll know you haven't read my profile.

ErikHeaven · Post by **ErikHeaven** » October 4th, 2011, 4:05 pm

The sad thing is that this ugly troll of a woman really thinks she is hot. And the most saddest thing is that she has plenty of Mangina's calling her HOT all day long. Some of those fools would even pay to smell her nasty coochie. I am starting to hate MANY American men for lusting after skanks like her.

skateboardstephen · Post by **skateboardstephen** » October 4th, 2011, 4:10 pm

conservative? there is nothing conservative about this bitch.

jcris7 · Post by **jcris7** » October 4th, 2011, 4:40 pm

ErikHeaven wrote:The sad thing is that this ugly troll of a woman really thinks she is hot. And the most saddest thing is that she has plenty of Mangina's calling her HOT all day long. Some of those fools would even pay to smell her nasty coochie. I am starting to hate MANY American men for lusting after skanks like her.

ErikHeaven, your jedi knight laser of truth fries yet another Americunt. Hahaaa! I am soooo tempted to get an okcupid account, and do a Kamikaze blitz on her ass, ZeroToleranceMan style. I just want to see how she would react.

Skateboardsteven -- f**k no LOL. "none of your liberal shit please". Bitch, you are as about as liberal as they come with your lifestyle and attitude, you f***ing feminazi piece of rotten, bored out cunt.

Post by **jamesbond** » October 4th, 2011, 4:50 pm

ErikHeaven wrote:The sad thing is that this ugly troll of a woman really thinks she is hot. And the most saddest thing is that she has plenty of Mangina's calling her HOT all day long. Some of those fools would even pay to smell her nasty coochie. I am starting to hate MANY American men for lusting after skanks like her.

This goes to show you how f-uped the dating scene is the US. There are women like her who are nothing more than human debris, who are masquerading as real women!

ErikHeaven · Post by **ErikHeaven** » October 4th, 2011, 4:51 pm

Jchris7 You look at her face and she really thinks she is some sexy piece. So delusional. I hate to say this she probably hates her own people and would eat the feces of a white man. Women like her i just cannot say anymore...........

ErikHeaven · Post by **ErikHeaven** » October 4th, 2011, 4:53 pm

Hey HA brothers goodnight and i will talk to you all later later. Erik

Ghost · Post by **Ghost** » October 4th, 2011, 5:16 pm

zboy1 · Post by **zboy1** » October 4th, 2011, 8:12 pm

First of all, being conservative or Libertarian does not equal= being White. I find that offensive actually. I thought you guys were smarter than that! Do all minorities have to be liberal??? She just looks any other trashy American women of any ethnicity. No surprise there.

Hook · Post by **Hook** » October 4th, 2011, 8:45 pm

A small point, she did say that she was fiscally conservative. Not socially conservative.

She sounds more like a libertine than libertarian.

boycottamericanwomen · October 5th, 2011, 9:32 am

Somebody please email this cunt a post to the Boycott American Women website.

NorthAmericanguy · Post by **NorthAmericanguy** » October 5th, 2011, 12:51 pm

"Guys and girls who like bi girls"

I knew she was bisexual... She's got that bisexual look.

onezero4u · Post by **onezero4u** » October 5th, 2011, 4:22 pm

ultra conservative and Anderson cooper (loves it in the pooper) are never to be written in the same webpage let alone sentence.

typical toxic twinky.

have2fly · Post by **have2fly** » October 8th, 2011, 11:04 pm

Oh shit! I love Trance music and such, she is most likely from Miami, that's the only place people at least know good music.

But the bitch is total trash!

I just registered at Match.com. OMG... Every girls profile reads - "I love watching football, GO POOPERS, GO FARTERS!!!" These American trashes live for mascots! I can't stand these profiles! And WTF - every picture with fake smile showing you "I am the shit" look? WTF with forward lips?

Camp38 · Post by **Camp38** » October 9th, 2011, 2:27 am

She defines herself by labels..political, social and even religious/philosophical. When you set limitations that define your self perception, there is almost no room for mystery and exploration. No room to grow and evolve. She is primarily advertising what external society has DICTATED to her, further reinforced nonetheless by a socially dysfunctional clique. In her haste to sound deep, profound and diverse - she is actually lost in who she is as a unique individual. All those labels are external. Worse she is heavily indoctrinated by westernized/Americanized perceptions. Shed the labels to essentially clean house and maybe the real person is hidden deep down.