It all began when police restrained a college girl and tasered the dog that was knotting her. Obviously, the dog died, and it was police brutality against a dog. The dog Chad was also shot several times trying to defend his owner/lover. She was consummating her marriage to her dog Chad, because more girls were becoming infatuated with the idea of a strong hypersexual canine dominating them and doing whatever they wanted.
Strong, playful, loyal, open to open relationships, no STDs, and naturally supportive of women's empowerment (feminism). These Canine Chads make the perfect boyfriends and hookup partners for girls. Dogs are a girl's best friend (with benefits).
So, the protests movements, much like the Civil Rights Protests in the 1960s, acquired the Right to Marry Animals.
It all began when a woman, Martina Louisa Queen, gave her famous "I have a scream!" speech, where she talked about her dream to be in a public park, screaming, while she's being knotted by a big strong dog.
The SCOTUS, once the Supreme Court of the United States, but more like the Scrotum Cunts of the United States, gave the decision to allow total legalization of bestiality and Human-Animal Marriage and the right for Animals to be total beneficiaries of both trusts and life insurance policies, including descendants of the animals.
The religious crowd, especially the Evangelical Bible Thumpers, were screaming that the nation would be damned for defying the will of God.
And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.
Leviticus 18:23 ESV
In the end, the United States continued it's decay to become a place of unrivaled degeneracy much like Sodom and Gomorrah, and much of the Collective West joined America, and reveled in such debauchery, degeneracy, and depravity.If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Leviticus 20:15-16 ESV
NOTE: This is another satire piece but it it could definitely happen in reality. I think more Western (human) females are going to be more open about wanting (male) dogs in the future.


*Edit: Fixed a typo: Scotum to Scrotum*