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CaptainSkelebob
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I dont need to explain this
Would you rather
Feel free to post your own and dont be a set of sissys
@MrMan my first one is for you
Would you rather f**k a feminine ladyboy who was a post op and the epitome of hot
Or would you rather f**k a genetic woman who weighs over 20 stone and has sweat rashes under her tits
Which one
Eh
Pick one or ur gay


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CaptainSkelebob wrote:
November 25th, 2022, 2:08 pm
I dont need to explain this
Would you rather
Feel free to post your own and dont be a set of sissys
@MrMan my first one is for you
Would you rather f**k a feminine ladyboy who was a post op and the epitome of hot
Or would you rather f**k a genetic woman who weighs over 20 stone and has sweat rashes under her tits
Which one
Eh
Pick one or ur gay
I wouldn't have sex with either because she is not my wife, but if I had to get raped and was given a choice it would be by disgusting fat female than some guy's cosmetically enhanced surgical wound...or inverted penis tissue hole. Why is that even a question?
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@Skelebob,

My turn-- if you had to have sex with the repulsively morbidly obese women, or have sex with a realistic-looking and feeling '10' sex doll where the oriface, once you got past the silicone, was actually that that of a young orangutan trapped inside, which would you choose? Let's suppose one or the other has to rape you. You are tied up and cannot escape.
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@Skelebob,

Answer another one or you have bisexual tendencies:

You are kidnapped by a mad scientist doctor/physicist who keeps you locked up, gives you a vasectomy, lets you heal, and then goes back in time and brings back some people for you to choose to have sex with--
-- Sex with your mom looking her hottest ever with some plastic surgery if necessary to make her look like a 9-- but she doesn't recognize you because you haven't been born yet--- --Sex with your dad after giving him the full trans surgical hormone treatment making him look like a 10.
--The other option is sex with the 400 pound woman you mentioned.
-- The final option is castration.


And answer one more scenario or you have bisexual tendencies:

Same as above but the final option is marriage and monogamy with that hefty friend of yours you broke up with...for life.
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MrMan wrote:
November 25th, 2022, 6:59 pm
CaptainSkelebob wrote:
November 25th, 2022, 2:08 pm
I dont need to explain this
Would you rather
Feel free to post your own and dont be a set of sissys
@MrMan my first one is for you
Would you rather f**k a feminine ladyboy who was a post op and the epitome of hot
Or would you rather f**k a genetic woman who weighs over 20 stone and has sweat rashes under her tits
Which one
Eh
Pick one or ur gay
I wouldn't have sex with either because she is not my wife, but if I had to get raped and was given a choice it would be by disgusting fat female than some guy's cosmetically enhanced surgical wound...or inverted penis tissue hole. Why is that even a question?
Instead of rape being the hypothetical
Your marriage is hypothetical
Ur not married in this scenario
You have to choose which you would willingly sleep with as a single man
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MrMan wrote:
November 26th, 2022, 7:34 am
@Skelebob,

My turn-- if you had to have sex with the repulsively morbidly obese women, or have sex with a realistic-looking and feeling '10' sex doll where the oriface, once you got past the silicone, was actually that that of a young orangutan trapped inside, which would you choose? Let's suppose one or the other has to rape you. You are tied up and cannot escape.
I am admittedly shallow :lol:
But glad to see you have a sense of humour at least :lol:
The obese woman
Denise is obese the fat bitch and I would rather f**k her than an orangeatan.
Denise is the closest to a monkey im willing to f**k the silly fat bitch
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MrMan wrote:
November 26th, 2022, 10:53 am
@Skelebob,

Answer another one or you have bisexual tendencies:

You are kidnapped by a mad scientist doctor/physicist who keeps you locked up, gives you a vasectomy, lets you heal, and then goes back in time and brings back some people for you to choose to have sex with--
-- Sex with your mom looking her hottest ever with some plastic surgery if necessary to make her look like a 9-- but she doesn't recognize you because you haven't been born yet--- --Sex with your dad after giving him the full trans surgical hormone treatment making him look like a 10.
--The other option is sex with the 400 pound woman you mentioned.
-- The final option is castration.


And answer one more scenario or you have bisexual tendencies:

Same as above but the final option is marriage and monogamy with that hefty friend of yours you broke up with...for life.
LOL fella
Ur good at this game
Id f**k the obese woman just once
And f**k if I would marry Denise the fat bitch
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@MrMan @Lucas88 @MarcosZeitola

Would you rather:
Feel like you need a shite constantly for the rest of ur life??
Or have the taste of a tramps penis in ur mouth for a year of ur life constantly???
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CaptainSkelebob wrote:
November 26th, 2022, 1:19 pm
@MrMan @Lucas88 @MarcosZeitola

Would you rather:
Feel like you need a shite constantly for the rest of ur life??
Or have the taste of a tramps penis in ur mouth for a year of ur life constantly???
I don't know what the latter would taste like, since I've never experienced that. You probably have a better idea. I'd probably go with the former. I don't like your selection. It's not an ethical dilemma.

Now, same the previous scenario but the options or 9 mom, 10 trans dad, or castration.
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MrMan wrote:
November 26th, 2022, 5:25 pm
CaptainSkelebob wrote:
November 26th, 2022, 1:19 pm
@MrMan @Lucas88 @MarcosZeitola

Would you rather:
Feel like you need a shite constantly for the rest of ur life??
Or have the taste of a tramps penis in ur mouth for a year of ur life constantly???
I don't know what the latter would taste like, since I've never experienced that. You probably have a better idea. I'd probably go with the former. I don't like your selection. It's not an ethical dilemma.

Now, same the previous scenario but the options or 9 mom, 10 trans dad, or castration.
Thats tough fella....
Castration
Theres no way I could bang my ma or my waster of a father
Now answer mine
Needing a shit forever or tasting unwashed tramp dick constantly for a year
What did you mean I might know what its like???
Eh
I aint f***ing gay!!!
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@MrMan

Would you rather have sex with a hot pre op ladyboy???
Or eat a human steak sandwich? If you throw up before finishing the sandwich a fresh one is prepared and brought to you
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