my perfect thai bride

[CaptainSkelebob]

Fellas its time I talked more about my perfect thai bride
I want a nice little ching chong lady who knows how to service a cock and also is completely subserviant to me
I have talked about this before
With feminism destroying my chance to get the new traditional lifestyle I want with a wife who knows her place in the household I fell madly in love with hot ching chong p***y
So I will order one online and make her my bride
Ill give her a better life in an advanced european country so she wont be pulling turnips on her daddys farm all her life
The thing I never mentioned before coz I thought ppl would judge me is the fact that my perfect thai bride will have to be a ladyboy
I was going to leave this detail out coz ppl are dumb and think f***ing hot ladyboy p***y is gay
It isnt f***ing gay at all its just that ppl are f***ing idiots and dont know the difference between what is gay and straight testo pumped alpha men wanting to f**k p***y
I was going to leave out the ladyboy part but I guess the genie is out of the bottle with that one now anyway eh so f**k it
I dont care if some sissy femboy faggots on a forum want to lie and say 10+ looking ladyboys arent hot
They are exotic for men of refined tastes
They are hotter than normal women coz male base bodys provide more musculature and a fully figure and better feminine curves
They also arent feminists and understand how important it is for a man to empty his nutsack
They are superior to regular women
So this is why I require a hot ladyboy to become my bride.
I will still sleep with other women on the side but she will understand that I am too much cock for one p***y!!!

[Cornfed]

If serious, this is of course really stupid.

[CaptainSkelebob]

If serious, this is of course really stupid.

Why are you always such a judgemental arsehole fella??
Wtf is stupid about it???
I want a ladyboy wife and im f***ing serious about it
Im an adult and im planning on how to get my Perfect thai bride
You said its stupid but as usual never provide any context outside of vague comments....
f**k you if you dont agree with me
The lion doesnt give a f**k about what the insect thinks

[Cornfed]

Thailand is a fairly developed country now, so their expectations are high. Post-op ladyboys tend to have all manner of medical problems and age terribly. Hot ladyboys tend to be flamboyant and hedonistic and not want domestic life etc.

[Outcast9428]

Personally, I don’t think the ladyboy thing is that big of a deal. If you do want to marry a ladyboy then you probably really are doing something good for the ladyboy, given that most of the local men probably aren’t going to be very interested in marrying a ladyboy.

[MrMan]

Personally, I don’t think the ladyboy thing is that big of a deal. If you do want to marry a ladyboy then you probably really are doing something good for the ladyboy, given that most of the local men probably aren’t going to be very interested in marrying a ladyboy.

I didn't think you would be the type to support a gay marriage, since it isn't conservative.

[MrMan]

Personally, I don’t think the ladyboy thing is that big of a deal. If you do want to marry a ladyboy then you probably really are doing something good for the ladyboy, given that most of the local men probably aren’t going to be very interested in marrying a ladyboy.

I didn't think you would be the type to support a gay marriage, since it isn't conservative.

[Cornfed]

Personally, I don’t think the ladyboy thing is that big of a deal. If you do want to marry a ladyboy then you probably really are doing something good for the ladyboy, given that most of the local men probably aren’t going to be very interested in marrying a ladyboy.

I didn't think you would be the type to support a gay marriage, since it isn't conservative.

We could presumably take it as read that to consider such an arrangement as "marriage" would be silly.

[kangarunner]

Why have one when you can have 5 or 10....Just manage em all.

[Lucas88]

So you don't want to have kids or anything? I mean do your thing dude. I hope you enjoy your ladyboy husband, I mean, bride.

Doesn't CaptainSkelebob already have dozens of illegitimate kids scattered around from the hundreds of women who he's banged over the years?

He even says that he'll be a father to them once they are 18 and have shown that they are strong enough to survive by themselves. Maybe he'll have a beer with the survivors in his hot tub and enjoy with them a barbecue meal with some more "exotic" varieties of meat while lecturing them on the secrets of dark capitalism, the advantages of breaking the rules to get ahead in life and the superior feminine beauty of their new ladyboy stepmother!

[WanderingProtagonist]

So you don't want to have kids or anything? I mean do your thing dude. I hope you enjoy your ladyboy husband, I mean, bride.

Doesn't CaptainSkelebob already have dozens of illegitimate kids scattered around from the hundreds of women who he's banged over the years?

He even says that he'll be a father to them once they are 18 and have shown that they are strong enough to survive by themselves. Maybe he'll have a beer with the survivors in his hot tub and enjoy with them a barbecue meal with some more "exotic" varieties of meat while lecturing them on the secrets of dark capitalism, the advantages of breaking the rules to get ahead in life and the superior feminine beauty of their new ladyboy stepmother!

I honestly find this shit painfully annoying with males fathering a lot of kids and then leaving them. This kind of garbage is common among black men in general which is why they are garbage. Look at all the celebrities, half of them with over 30 kids, different women and they try to avoid raising any of them. I'll never understand why men do this to children. Bring them into the world and then walk out on them...That's exactly what my POS dad did to me, and my brothers dad as well. My brothers dad did come back and try to fix things, but my brother couldn't stand being told what to do by his dad so he kicked him out of his life and made the man cry on the phone, not something he would dare do to our mother and she use to actually beat both of our asses.

I wasn't happy he made his own father upset. But mine on the other hand, I still remember him trying to choke me out when I was like 4 years old and then that time he spoke to me on the phone when I found out he had two daughters with a white woman (I got extra mad). I can tell he hated me. REALLY hated me, and regretted I even existed at all.

[CaptainSkelebob]

Fellas its time I talked more about my perfect thai bride
I want a nice little ching chong lady who knows how to service a cock and also is completely subserviant to me
I have talked about this before
With feminism destroying my chance to get the new traditional lifestyle I want with a wife who knows her place in the household I fell madly in love with hot ching chong p***y
So I will order one online and make her my bride
Ill give her a better life in an advanced european country so she wont be pulling turnips on her daddys farm all her life
The thing I never mentioned before coz I thought ppl would judge me is the fact that my perfect thai bride will have to be a ladyboy
I was going to leave this detail out coz ppl are dumb and think f***ing hot ladyboy p***y is gay
It isnt f***ing gay at all its just that ppl are f***ing idiots and dont know the difference between what is gay and straight testo pumped alpha men wanting to f**k p***y
I was going to leave out the ladyboy part but I guess the genie is out of the bottle with that one now anyway eh so f**k it
I dont care if some sissy femboy faggots on a forum want to lie and say 10+ looking ladyboys arent hot
They are exotic for men of refined tastes
They are hotter than normal women coz male base bodys provide more musculature and a fully figure and better feminine curves
They also arent feminists and understand how important it is for a man to empty his nutsack
They are superior to regular women
So this is why I require a hot ladyboy to become my bride.
I will still sleep with other women on the side but she will understand that I am too much cock for one p***y!!!

So you don't want to have kids or anything? I mean do your thing dude. I hope you enjoy your ladyboy husband, I mean, bride.

I have already explained my position on this
I dont consider a ladyboy a man and therefore I dont consider it gay to be with one
They have better base bodys as I explained to make fuller female figures
They are just better in every way when compared to regular women who are brainwashed with BS thoughts of self empowerment etc
These cunts forget their place in the hierarcy

[CaptainSkelebob]

So you don't want to have kids or anything? I mean do your thing dude. I hope you enjoy your ladyboy husband, I mean, bride.

Doesn't CaptainSkelebob already have dozens of illegitimate kids scattered around from the hundreds of women who he's banged over the years?

He even says that he'll be a father to them once they are 18 and have shown that they are strong enough to survive by themselves. Maybe he'll have a beer with the survivors in his hot tub and enjoy with them a barbecue meal with some more "exotic" varieties of meat while lecturing them on the secrets of dark capitalism, the advantages of breaking the rules to get ahead in life and the superior feminine beauty of their new ladyboy stepmother!

I honestly find this shit painfully annoying with males fathering a lot of kids and then leaving them. This kind of garbage is common among black men in general which is why they are garbage. Look at all the celebrities, half of them with over 30 kids, different women and they try to avoid raising any of them. I'll never understand why men do this to children. Bring them into the world and then walk out on them...That's exactly what my POS dad did to me, and my brothers dad as well. My brothers dad did come back and try to fix things, but my brother couldn't stand being told what to do by his dad so he kicked him out of his life and made the man cry on the phone, not something he would dare do to our mother and she use to actually beat both of our asses.

I wasn't happy he made his own father upset. But mine on the other hand, I still remember him trying to choke me out when I was like 4 years old and then that time he spoke to me on the phone when I found out he had two daughters with a white woman (I got extra mad). I can tell he hated me. REALLY hated me, and regretted I even existed at all.

You are focusing on the negatives fella
My old man pissing off and leaving me is the best thing he could of done for me
I learned the most valunable lessons from his disinterest in being a father
It taught me to fend for myself
To adapt and become stronger and more resiliant
If ur old man is anything like mine he did you a favour when he walked out on you all
Imagine how shitty life would be if he stuck around
Nobody needs a shit dad in their life... its better to have none at all
I fully accept that I am not father material either
Maybe it runs in the genes

[MrMan]

So you don't want to have kids or anything? I mean do your thing dude. I hope you enjoy your ladyboy husband, I mean, bride.

Doesn't CaptainSkelebob already have dozens of illegitimate kids scattered around from the hundreds of women who he's banged over the years?

Two biological males don't make babies.

[MrMan]

So you don't want to have kids or anything? I mean do your thing dude. I hope you enjoy your ladyboy husband, I mean, bride.

Doesn't CaptainSkelebob already have dozens of illegitimate kids scattered around from the hundreds of women who he's banged over the years?

Two biological males don't make babies.