Welcome to Noahide City (A 2030 Post From the Future)

[WanderingProtagonist]

Welcome to Noahide City—where happiness is inevitable, and life’s burdens are a thing of the past.

You, yes you. Do you wake up feeling like your life lacks purpose? Like decision-making and pesky emotions are dragging you down? In Noahide City, we’ve erased those worries so you can embrace a life of pure, unfiltered joy.

Start your adventure at the Cosmic Carnival, where the burden of choice is taken out of your hands. Let the Carnival decide your experiences for you—every ride and delight customized to unlock your deepest, unknown desires.

For those with an appetite, indulge at Brightside Bistro, where you can feast endlessly, as much as your heart desires. In Noahide City, satisfaction has no limits, and you’ll never have to stop indulging.

Need to adjust your mood? We've got that covered with the incredible MoodMaster app. Want to feel calm, euphoric, or nostalgic? Simply select your mood from the app and say goodbye to all those messy emotions ruining your day. The app even lets you browse and purchase from our line of exquisite automaton companions. These loyal partners never tire, never argue, and always obey. Your perfect companion, forever at your side.

But the crown jewel of Noahide City is the Dream Machine. Why cling to old memories when you can relive your most treasured moments over and over again? Step into the Dream Machine and escape into your perfect past, forever reliving the moments that made you happiest.

So, what’s the cost for such a perfect existence? In Noahide City, we don’t deal in gold or silver. All we ask for is one thing: your identity. The very essence of who you are. A small price to pay for an eternity of bliss, don’t you think?

And don't worry about crime or danger—there's no place for such things here. We’re always watching. For your safety, of course. Smiling is the norm in Noahide City, so if you spot anyone not smiling, make sure to report them for fabulous rewards! We’ll ensure they find their joy, one way or another.

Noahide City—where your future is bright, your past is relived, and joy is guaranteed. Join us and leave the weight of the world behind.

Forget about the stress of mortgages and rent. In Noahide City, we own your house for you. That’s right—you’ll never have to worry about unreasonable housing costs again. Instead, focus on what truly matters: living the perfect, stress-free life we’ve designed for you.

And when it comes to meals, we've got you covered too. Every meal is supplied by us, carefully curated to ensure maximum nutrition and strength. Imagine—succulent, protein-packed bugs, full of nutrients to keep you healthy and energized. It’s efficient, it’s sustainable, and it’s for your own good. And don’t forget to smile while you enjoy it!

In Noahide City, your citizen score is the key to success. Work hard, pray diligently, and do good deeds for the elite to give your score a well-deserved boost. Every action counts, and the higher your score, the more privileges you’ll enjoy in our utopia.

But remember, if anyone dares speak ill of the city, with all its benevolence and kindness, do your civic duty and report them immediately. You’ll get a generous 0.1 boost to your citizen score—and we’ll make sure to re-educate them. After all, it’s only right that everyone shares in the joy and peace of Noahide City, and we’ll ensure they do.

Welcome to Noahide City. Where we think, own, and care for you—because life is better when we’re in charge.

I wish I had of died of natural causes years ago.

[WanderingProtagonist]

I wish I had of died of natural causes years ago.

Don't give up, mate! We need good people like you to fight against the Gobbos when the time comes!

I don't know, I'm not that optimistic about the future. As long as they have all that wealth, and own the U.S. Gov...These people will forever be a thorn in the world's side. Even Putin according to Lucas is owned by them. He's even acting like a globalist because he keeps flooding Russia with Muslims. Someone said he's doing it for propaganda reasons, whatever the hell that means. Another thing is Nuclear weapons. Israel definitely have them, and they've even been conducting illegal test using them too. Unless the U.S. confiscate them, they'll try to hold the world hostage with them eventually.

[vlkmo]

[vlkmo]

I wish I had of died of natural causes years ago.

Don't give up, mate! We need good people like you to fight against the Gobbos when the time comes!

I don't know, I'm not that optimistic about the future. As long as they have all that wealth, and own the U.S. Gov...These people will forever be a thorn in the world's side. Even Putin according to Lucas is owned by them. He's even acting like a globalist because he keeps flooding Russia with Muslims. Someone said he's doing it for propaganda reasons, whatever the hell that means. Another thing is Nuclear weapons. Israel definitely have them, and they've even been conducting illegal test using them too. Unless the U.S. confiscate them, they'll try to hold the world hostage with them eventually.

They have nuclear noses. I wouldn't be too worried about it. Just live your life Dude. Whatever happens happens. There isn't much we can do about it. I personally try and focus on my hobbies and don't get too caught up in what's happening around the world. Most people are f***ing delusional and insane.

Yeah, that's what some of my family and friends and life tell me and they are right about it. Over-worrying about those things stopped me from living my life as much as I wanted. It's rational to be worried and even frightened about what's happening, but there are times and places for everything.
Since we have a critical election coming up, and it's 50/50 that the Democrat Party would cheat in that crazy Kamala again. I am scared of that. There are all her ads that are pandering to the "right to abortion" and the woman voting block personalized and weaponized that as their issue and are going to be energized to vote for her based on only that one issue. I don't want four more years or for life of one side being emboldened and the other being demoralized and complaining about the other side anymore.