My Board Game Ideas

[WanderingProtagonist]

Here are some fun and quirky board game ideas I've come up with that I'd like to share with you all for some feedback. I've got lots of ideas to share with you guys.

For @MrMan and our newest troll member @komei888 I have a board game called Gold Rush

Basically it's a board game where the board is a hypothetical city of Berlin. Players all play as either Jews or Nazis with their roles being randomly selected on a piece of paper. The idea is that the Jews have to travel around the city collecting gold whilst avoiding the nazis without looking too suspicious. If a nazi lands on the same square as another player they have to say "I vont to see your papers" in a German accent and then the other player has to reveal their role as either a nazi or a jew. If it's revealed that they're a jew then their piece is removed from the board and goes to the Auschwitz square. They have 3 chances on their turn to roll a double and escape or else they are gassed and their player dies. They select a new role as a faggy frenchman and can then choose to either side with the remaining nazis or Jews. The game ends when the nazis have eliminated all the Jews or when the Jews have collected all their dirty jew gold ready to flee Berlin.

For @WanderingProtagonist and @88jose88 I thought of a game inspired by GTA San Andreas where the board is a ghetto. This is a board game where you play as hood gangbangers. Each turn you have to spin a dial with a colour wheel to determine how black you are. If you're a light brown it's harder to play and if you land on the white cracka your chatacter gets a cap in his ass. Great fun for all the family!

For those of you who like a little bit more excitement. (I'm looking at you here bossman @Winston) also my buddy @Lucas88

We have an array of exciting games that feature such intense strategy:

Bureaucracy: The Paperwork Simulator. Where the objective is to collect the most forms and stamps to win.

Parking Wars. A game where you compete against other players to find parking spaces in a congested fictional city.

Tax Audit: The Game. The whole premise is going through tax returns without getting audited. This one has intense strategy involved.

So what do you think guys?! Aren't these ideas absolutely fantastic? Would you endorse them?

lol, really don't know what to say to this. Plus we have a major shortage of users on this forum now.
I'm surprised Wintson manages to keep this place still active.

[WanderingProtagonist]

lol, really don't know what to say to this. Plus we have a major shortage of users on this forum now.
I'm surprised Wintson manages to keep this place still active.

Would you buy any of the board games I mentioned? Lol

I haven't touched a board game in years. As far as anything related to GTA goes, I wanted to try the sixth game but I don't like the characters they chose for protagonist and have no interest in playing as a female in a game like that. I'll probably pass on this sixth installment. Hell I barely even enjoyed the damn fifth one and GTA4 was a boring mess with a few funny moments. I know it's off topic with what you were discussing related to the board

[WanderingProtagonist]

lol, really don't know what to say to this. Plus we have a major shortage of users on this forum now.
I'm surprised Wintson manages to keep this place still active.

Would you buy any of the board games I mentioned? Lol

I haven't touched a board game in years. As far as anything related to GTA goes, I wanted to try the sixth game but I don't like the characters they chose for protagonist and have no interest in playing as a female in a game like that. I'll probably pass on this sixth installment. Hell I barely even enjoyed the damn fifth one and GTA4 was a boring mess with a few funny moments. I know it's off topic with what you were discussing related to the board

Aren't they going for a Bonnie and Clyde type of thing with the new GTA? I don't mind playing as a woman in games, some games have awesome female protagonists like Lara Croft for example. And don't worry about it being off topic, the board games were just stupid ideas anyway

I actually DO have some serious ideas for board games, but I wouldn't share them online. I'm too paranoid someone will steal them lol

I think it is a Bonnie and Clyde sort of theme, and that's probably why I have no interest in this. No I dont mind playing as a woman either
but games like this I already know what to expect from it. They will both end up as characters I can't stand.
I am kind of wondering if there is a GTA7 after the sixth one though, probably not for a very long long time.
That is if these Zionist f***s don't get us killed.

[MrMan]

While I can see the satire in the Nazi game, it's too dark for me. I don't think you could get a store to sell it, unless you can find a KKK or skin head themed shop. Here in the US, a few companies have probably locked in the space on shelves at major retailers like Walmart. Given the censorship on the web, it would probably be hard to advertise that outside of the dark web.

The tax game sounds very boring.... but if you could talk some accountants into it, maybe they could do your taxes for free while playing the game.

I've got Risk here. I enjoyed that as a child. I just don't have time to play it with my kids. It takes a long time. My kids prefer games like fishbowl, which is kind of like charades, but involves a round of giving verbal clues.