ATIM, Blue, that was excelent stuff.
Wish i could hear it.
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you think you are a player no you are just freaks with leaks in your mouth.
ha pro´s here in the house you can´t diss us we have the yakuza you better call your papa
you think you gonna make it but you will be broke ass just admit it
you are delusional you think you are the master no it´s your life it´s a disaster
you diss ha and puahate you better think again or we gonna serve your head on a plate
player international we call broke as delusional
please spare us your bragging sounds to much like fagging
you think you are the lead of mra stronger than the ira and the pkk no boy you lost like the kkk
ha pro´s here in the house you can´t diss us we have the yakuza you better call your papa
you think you gonna make it but you will be broke ass just admit it
you are delusional you think you are the master no it´s your life it´s a disaster
you diss ha and puahate you better think again or we gonna serve your head on a plate
player international we call broke as delusional
please spare us your bragging sounds to much like fagging
you think you are the lead of mra stronger than the ira and the pkk no boy you lost like the kkk
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ILoveBlackAmericanWomen
- Freshman Poster
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- Joined: September 9th, 2012, 3:31 pm
- Location: NorthAmerica
Oh wow. That was awesome. You have skills. I thought the other guys were good until I read this lol.Taco wrote:I dedicate this poem to all the women I had to dump to get to where I am today.
Crazy Bitches
To all you crazy bitches I direct this rhyme
I’m leaving you all at the border line
You got hormone inbalance, fat and slutty too
There isn’t a guy that wants to get with you
I’m watching you there eating your muffin
Makes me feel like doing some cussing
I’m obsessed with giving some lovin
But only if you’ve never had a bun in your oven
I’m going to Asia to get me some nipple
I’ll have a horny Pinay sucking my pickle
Your pussies really small and feeling nice
I wish that I could make you pregnant twice
I’m spanking your a** and tying your wrists
Did I forget to mention your sensitive tits
Your body is so beautiful makes me rhyme
When my lips are stuck to your behind
I’ll make it my mission
To get our freak on in every position
Me on top and side by side
You can even turn around for a cowgirl ride
I’ll be real gentle and there will be no rushing
So that we can avoid a pacquiao concussion
Oh, you make me feel so hot
I think your breasts are going to drop
You got the juice, I love your nectar
I just changed my job to p***y inspector
I know your dealing with lots of stress
But only until I get under your dress
I want you to come to me
I’m your new OB
Its time to feed you my vitamin D
In nine months your going to deliver
But now I’m moving on to your sister
To be white or black - is to not be a human, but a living definition and label. To be a slave to definition, to fashion, to the industries that market us like cattle, emptying our pockets like the udders of the cow, being paid to cut our bodies for cosmetics, benefiting off of putting harsh chemicals on our heads, making money off of us choosing to live and participate in the reality they created. Don't be "black", don't be "white", don''t be "Asian", don't be "Latin." Destroy the illusion, become human.
falcon, i found my older rhymes 
This is happier abroad bro.
My lifestyle is a no go.
Don´t say to my girl she is a big ho.
Angeles city, yeah, Winston lost his sanity.
In sin city where girls are no scarcity.
Don´t be mad boy she is only a hoe.
Don´t forget you´re intelligent.
In your travel godda push your iq level.
Phoenix bro, leave for the matrix, yo.
Your black don´t forget.
You can write you can rhyme, you can do it all the time.
Winston is your ideal with the happier abroad bible.
Bro, Winston you lack confidence, you need arrogance.
Falcon, bro, you´re to normal thats abnormal.
We boys are crazy, don´t be so sleazy.
Get out your tent we gonna rant.
In HA we gonna make our lay.
someday we gonna cry, we gonna die, but abroad we gonna fly.
Don´t be a liar, accept pinoy power.
Falcon your not Malcom, Xyz, Philis is the place to be.
Cebu is the new Malibu
Let´s get stupid odbo, our parties gonna shock bro.
Let´s get work overseas in the happiest coutries
Do the math become an expat.
Asian, White, Black, we are like Star Trek
biggest bang for buck, let´s go to Bangkok.
We need to live our lives let´s go to paradies.
Clap clap, like in the bacardi ad, our girls gonna get wet.
We gonna live free happy lives in our foreign paradies.
Captain cook, president obama, no we´re out of the drama.
Our lives will be sweet our dicks like concrete.
Wow, daaaamn , brother.
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well-informed, young angry man grow up so you can stand,
the heat of my rhyming shit, which hits the the fan to blow your mind, man
You ain´t funny your disinformed shorty.
yeah I admit dominican republic might be fantastic,
big ass shaking orgasms faking.
You a small caliber earn the cash then you can deliver,
quit the lies learn from the wise,
don´t act like you lack integrity,
I am gonna react on my next track,
I will fight back,
get yourself a name it´s a f***ing shame,
you don´t have groof and you don´t have moves.
you need some drills to get skillz,
you like odbo, masturbates about lying of zion,
don´t act like a fool, when you want to be cool,
I call me casanova I´m a supernova,
like it or not you act like you have no plan,
you want to diss me you ain´t game you can´t hit me,
I´m quick and faster,
you need more speed, kid.
Your a youngster,
you could be my son, punk,
but your bitching like my daugher,
which I never had and wanted.
This is happier abroad bro.
My lifestyle is a no go.
Don´t say to my girl she is a big ho.
Angeles city, yeah, Winston lost his sanity.
In sin city where girls are no scarcity.
Don´t be mad boy she is only a hoe.
Don´t forget you´re intelligent.
In your travel godda push your iq level.
Phoenix bro, leave for the matrix, yo.
Your black don´t forget.
You can write you can rhyme, you can do it all the time.
Winston is your ideal with the happier abroad bible.
Bro, Winston you lack confidence, you need arrogance.
Falcon, bro, you´re to normal thats abnormal.
We boys are crazy, don´t be so sleazy.
Get out your tent we gonna rant.
In HA we gonna make our lay.
someday we gonna cry, we gonna die, but abroad we gonna fly.
Don´t be a liar, accept pinoy power.
Falcon your not Malcom, Xyz, Philis is the place to be.
Cebu is the new Malibu
Let´s get stupid odbo, our parties gonna shock bro.
Let´s get work overseas in the happiest coutries
Do the math become an expat.
Asian, White, Black, we are like Star Trek
biggest bang for buck, let´s go to Bangkok.
We need to live our lives let´s go to paradies.
Clap clap, like in the bacardi ad, our girls gonna get wet.
We gonna live free happy lives in our foreign paradies.
Captain cook, president obama, no we´re out of the drama.
Our lives will be sweet our dicks like concrete.
Wow, daaaamn , brother.
----
well-informed, young angry man grow up so you can stand,
the heat of my rhyming shit, which hits the the fan to blow your mind, man
You ain´t funny your disinformed shorty.
yeah I admit dominican republic might be fantastic,
big ass shaking orgasms faking.
You a small caliber earn the cash then you can deliver,
quit the lies learn from the wise,
don´t act like you lack integrity,
I am gonna react on my next track,
I will fight back,
get yourself a name it´s a f***ing shame,
you don´t have groof and you don´t have moves.
you need some drills to get skillz,
you like odbo, masturbates about lying of zion,
don´t act like a fool, when you want to be cool,
I call me casanova I´m a supernova,
like it or not you act like you have no plan,
you want to diss me you ain´t game you can´t hit me,
I´m quick and faster,
you need more speed, kid.
Your a youngster,
you could be my son, punk,
but your bitching like my daugher,
which I never had and wanted.
Mega babes at saturday night in shibuya shib shib shibuya
this shit is unreal this is the real deal
like anima cartoon I am ready for sexual explosion
Let´s head for Manilla it´s the killa
My boy Winston asked me what´s wrong bro?
I said I have a problem I do´t have condom
He said no problem let´s f**k them raw.
I said no way bro, don´t be stupid, yo.
I said man, you are supposed to be intelligent man, yo.
Man I said your supposed to be wise buddha with zen
No, he said, I wann f**k as long as I can
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Falcon boy where are you?
You godda shoot your arrows like there is no tomorrow
Look here the rise of lyrical Irrizary
this shit is advanced this is scary.
No Wu is no typical asian he is a lyrical arian
HA might be full of perverts but we are diverse
in the name of power we go east we go west we are lovers
Boy lets meet us in pattaya let´s look for chicks to for lover lover
Let´s show the world our kung fu bro
we gonna go overland to foreign land to own the land
We gonna do phuket, do it, do it.
ko phi phi clap clap this the place to be.
Let´s check chiang mai we gonna fly
put your hands in the air for Winston, yeah
chics gonna be around till l the sun goes down
medellin traveling, columbian girls teasing
Last sentence when I die will be I like big butts your brothers can´t deny
other sites rooshv stickmanbagkok like a midget, they can´t kick it.
Let´s meet in LOS like an addict boy no more fat chicks
hear my voice happier abroad this is the choice
we are the new niggas, yeah we are the movers and shakers
goona teach geography so much fun like poornography
Go for jomtien beach at pattaya that´s the location you got be there
bar girls dancing ping pong bouncing.
disco insomnia in pattaya check some freelancer
dance funky go lucky
2k baht, I say whaat?
That´s crap, forget that.
Mamasan no way I gonna lay this is to pricy I admit she is spicy
djformoney where is the honey?
we gonna pop hot models we´re heading for the brothels
Winston eastside monger keep low keep it high keep it longer
To many chicks which shall I choosing?
She says yes yes mami I am an colombian actress
I can shake better than Shakira give me that what I needa
Yeah do belly dance shake your ass. Stop. Now it´s time for romance.
Sport f***ing like rocky time to get cocky.
This is no fail this is the tail of concrete, yeeah.
this shit is unreal this is the real deal
like anima cartoon I am ready for sexual explosion
Let´s head for Manilla it´s the killa
My boy Winston asked me what´s wrong bro?
I said I have a problem I do´t have condom
He said no problem let´s f**k them raw.
I said no way bro, don´t be stupid, yo.
I said man, you are supposed to be intelligent man, yo.
Man I said your supposed to be wise buddha with zen
No, he said, I wann f**k as long as I can
---------------------
Falcon boy where are you?
You godda shoot your arrows like there is no tomorrow
Look here the rise of lyrical Irrizary
this shit is advanced this is scary.
No Wu is no typical asian he is a lyrical arian
HA might be full of perverts but we are diverse
in the name of power we go east we go west we are lovers
Boy lets meet us in pattaya let´s look for chicks to for lover lover
Let´s show the world our kung fu bro
we gonna go overland to foreign land to own the land
We gonna do phuket, do it, do it.
ko phi phi clap clap this the place to be.
Let´s check chiang mai we gonna fly
put your hands in the air for Winston, yeah
chics gonna be around till l the sun goes down
medellin traveling, columbian girls teasing
Last sentence when I die will be I like big butts your brothers can´t deny
other sites rooshv stickmanbagkok like a midget, they can´t kick it.
Let´s meet in LOS like an addict boy no more fat chicks
hear my voice happier abroad this is the choice
we are the new niggas, yeah we are the movers and shakers
goona teach geography so much fun like poornography
Go for jomtien beach at pattaya that´s the location you got be there
bar girls dancing ping pong bouncing.
disco insomnia in pattaya check some freelancer
dance funky go lucky
2k baht, I say whaat?
That´s crap, forget that.
Mamasan no way I gonna lay this is to pricy I admit she is spicy
djformoney where is the honey?
we gonna pop hot models we´re heading for the brothels
Winston eastside monger keep low keep it high keep it longer
To many chicks which shall I choosing?
She says yes yes mami I am an colombian actress
I can shake better than Shakira give me that what I needa
Yeah do belly dance shake your ass. Stop. Now it´s time for romance.
Sport f***ing like rocky time to get cocky.
This is no fail this is the tail of concrete, yeeah.
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All_That_Is_Man
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 995
- Joined: January 5th, 2012, 4:31 pm
Avoid the U.S., avoid the lies
Embrace another culture, travel on the rise
Meet some brand new people, cuz they are lonely too
The past is gone so live, now, in everything you do
You don't need a travel book, just take life by the handles
Get up off the couch, there ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, travel is a man's lifestyle
Keep an open mind and you'll be sharper than the knife aisle
Embrace another culture, travel on the rise
Meet some brand new people, cuz they are lonely too
The past is gone so live, now, in everything you do
You don't need a travel book, just take life by the handles
Get up off the couch, there ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, travel is a man's lifestyle
Keep an open mind and you'll be sharper than the knife aisle
"Manginas grovel. Men travel." - me (04/17/2012)
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
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Jester
- Elite Upper Class Poster
- Posts: 7870
- Joined: January 20th, 2009, 1:10 am
- Location: Chiang Mai Thailand
Excellent...All_That_Is_Man wrote:Avoid the U.S., avoid the lies
Embrace another culture, travel on the rise
Meet some brand new people, cuz they are lonely too
The past is gone so live, now, in everything you do
You don't need a travel book, just take life by the handles
Get up off the couch, there ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, travel is a man's lifestyle
Keep an open mind and you'll be sharper than the knife aisle
... but at the risk of offending an artist here's my rewrite (sorry couldn't resist):
Escapin' from the States., avoidin' all the lies
Embrace another culture, men's travel's on the rise.
Meet some brand new people, cuz - they are lonely too;
The past is gone, so live right now, in everything you do!
You don't need no Froemmer's, just grab life by the handles
Get up off the couch, 'cause ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, 'cause a man is like a knife:
Open up that mind, and sharpen up your life.
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All_That_Is_Man
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 995
- Joined: January 5th, 2012, 4:31 pm
I love it!Jester wrote:Excellent...All_That_Is_Man wrote:Avoid the U.S., avoid the lies
Embrace another culture, travel on the rise
Meet some brand new people, cuz they are lonely too
The past is gone so live, now, in everything you do
You don't need a travel book, just take life by the handles
Get up off the couch, there ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, travel is a man's lifestyle
Keep an open mind and you'll be sharper than the knife aisle
... but at the risk of offending an artist here's my rewrite (sorry couldn't resist):
Escapin' from the States., avoidin' all the lies
Embrace another culture, men's travel's on the rise.
Meet some brand new people, cuz - they are lonely too;
The past is gone, so live right now, in everything you do!
You don't need no Froemmer's, just grab life by the handles
Get up off the couch, 'cause ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, 'cause a man is like a knife:
Open up that mind, and sharpen up your life.
"Manginas grovel. Men travel." - me (04/17/2012)
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
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Tsar
- Elite Upper Class Poster
- Posts: 4753
- Joined: August 7th, 2012, 12:40 pm
- Location: Somwhere, Maine
This is for all you western bitches
...and all you feminist witches
I don’t want a girl a thug used
Or a masochist that was abused
I’m not gonna be slammed with divorce
It is I who has the power of fortune’s force
I don’t want some slut who loves her vice
I’m leaving the country and you pay the price
All sluts and harlots can get the scum
Living with a bastard in the inner slum
Soon you’ll be running out of dollar
Running to guys and wearing a collar
You'll be stuck with your empty purse
I reflect your hex, now you've got a curse
That’s what you deserve filthy whore
Always upset and complaining you’re sore
You’re own fault you deceitful cheating hoe
Go find one of your bad boys to blow
Very soon you will be all alone at night
Crying as you’re watching Twilight
You are unclean and dirtier than mud
I’ll be getting myself some virgin blood
I’m heading abroad to a better place
I don’t want some brainwashed disgrace
My girl’s gonna be feminine with grace
Don’t want any damn landwhales wearing leather
My girls are gonna be soft and lighter than a feather
You don’t appreciate an engagement ring
You always choose to go for a random fling
You prefer the criminals with gangster bling
Always naughty and acting without thinking
I’ll be loving the foreign girls’ flirtatious blinking
You college sluts are obsessed with getting drunk
Then you hookup with a bad boy and smoke skunk
Before the party’s over you’ll be riding that punk
I don’t want some woman with the value of discarded junk
I want a real feminine girl, a traditional good girl
Unlike you feminist trash, she will be a real pearl
I love the way foreign girls have an innocent smile
You feminists are more vicious than a crocodile
I’m not gonna fund your escapades with my tax
Just so you can spend it on getting larger racks
Running to sex-mart to buy more magnum packs
So you can attract more guys and another cock
You've already gotten pregnant out of wedlock
You feminists can stay in your American hell
You got nothing but your slutty pussies to sell
I’m hate all of you western bitches
...and you f***ing feminist witches
I’m a good guy that despises women of vice
To all you bitches I’m not gonna be a Mr. Nice
Based on the song Dead in Ditches.
...and all you feminist witches
I don’t want a girl a thug used
Or a masochist that was abused
I’m not gonna be slammed with divorce
It is I who has the power of fortune’s force
I don’t want some slut who loves her vice
I’m leaving the country and you pay the price
All sluts and harlots can get the scum
Living with a bastard in the inner slum
Soon you’ll be running out of dollar
Running to guys and wearing a collar
You'll be stuck with your empty purse
I reflect your hex, now you've got a curse
That’s what you deserve filthy whore
Always upset and complaining you’re sore
You’re own fault you deceitful cheating hoe
Go find one of your bad boys to blow
Very soon you will be all alone at night
Crying as you’re watching Twilight
You are unclean and dirtier than mud
I’ll be getting myself some virgin blood
I’m heading abroad to a better place
I don’t want some brainwashed disgrace
My girl’s gonna be feminine with grace
Don’t want any damn landwhales wearing leather
My girls are gonna be soft and lighter than a feather
You don’t appreciate an engagement ring
You always choose to go for a random fling
You prefer the criminals with gangster bling
Always naughty and acting without thinking
I’ll be loving the foreign girls’ flirtatious blinking
You college sluts are obsessed with getting drunk
Then you hookup with a bad boy and smoke skunk
Before the party’s over you’ll be riding that punk
I don’t want some woman with the value of discarded junk
I want a real feminine girl, a traditional good girl
Unlike you feminist trash, she will be a real pearl
I love the way foreign girls have an innocent smile
You feminists are more vicious than a crocodile
I’m not gonna fund your escapades with my tax
Just so you can spend it on getting larger racks
Running to sex-mart to buy more magnum packs
So you can attract more guys and another cock
You've already gotten pregnant out of wedlock
You feminists can stay in your American hell
You got nothing but your slutty pussies to sell
I’m hate all of you western bitches
...and you f***ing feminist witches
I’m a good guy that despises women of vice
To all you bitches I’m not gonna be a Mr. Nice
Based on the song Dead in Ditches.
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E_Irizarry
- Veteran Poster
- Posts: 2352
- Joined: July 5th, 2008, 1:07 am
- Location: The Corporation ( the U.S. of Gay )
Not too shabb. 
"I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!
"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)
"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)
"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)
TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!
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Jester
- Elite Upper Class Poster
- Posts: 7870
- Joined: January 20th, 2009, 1:10 am
- Location: Chiang Mai Thailand
All_That_Is_Man wrote:I love it!Jester wrote:Excellent...All_That_Is_Man wrote:Avoid the U.S., avoid the lies
Embrace another culture, travel on the rise
Meet some brand new people, cuz they are lonely too
The past is gone so live, now, in everything you do
You don't need a travel book, just take life by the handles
Get up off the couch, there ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, travel is a man's lifestyle
Keep an open mind and you'll be sharper than the knife aisle
... but at the risk of offending an artist here's my rewrite (sorry couldn't resist):
Escapin' from the States., avoidin' all the lies
Embrace another culture, men's travel's on the rise.
Meet some brand new people, cuz - they are lonely too;
The past is gone, so live right now, in everything you do!
You don't need no Froemmer's, just grab life by the handles
Get up off the couch, 'cause ain't nothing on the channels
It's not about the women, 'cause a man is like a knife:
Open up that mind, and sharpen up your life.
abc, you have an obligation for the arts. so give your art respect:
Eyepatch like Slick Rick
And I'm a pirate
She rub up on my dick
And Imma fire it
Leaving on a jet plane
Happier Abroad
Third world club make it rain
OH LAWD
Filipina, Latina, Marina, Katrina
Make the lady, lady
Scream, "Davey, Davey!"
What country you in?
I'm a world class baller
That's it for this rhyme
From the lyrical mauler
Eyepatch like Slick Rick
And I'm a pirate
She rub up on my dick
And Imma fire it
Leaving on a jet plane
Happier Abroad
Third world club make it rain
OH LAWD
Filipina, Latina, Marina, Katrina
Make the lady, lady
Scream, "Davey, Davey!"
What country you in?
I'm a world class baller
That's it for this rhyme
From the lyrical mauler
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