Moist suspects try to hit on me (YES YOU GOT IT!)

[E_Irizarry]

So I was getting off the Green train leaving the station 8am this morning (CTA Chicago transit system),
and a car quickly pulled up to my left side with the window semi-down on the passenger side.

And the m.uthaf.ucka was like, "Do you need a cab?" with an effeminate voice with
sambo eyes all puckered-up lips and s.hit while he asked me that!!

And the m.uthaf.ucka looked like Kincaid from A Nightmare on Elm Street:
I kid you not -- but fatter!


Then I scowled at him, "Hell to the f.uck no!" and keep on walking straight ahead.
And I sighed in disbelief and anger from that.

Two weeks prior, I came out of a Chicago southside Chinese-szechuan restaurant,
and two dark-skinned f.aggots hit on me in passing from their van with that
RuPaul-sounding "Hey bay-bay" twist to it. F.uckin' yucks!!

I mean, "WTF".

And in spite of those two gay-a.ss incidents, two days ago, I was waiting for the city bus,
and two Black hoodrat females were about to cross the street, but one was like 10 steps
in front of the other one. The one 10 steps behind said, "C'mon girl. Forget about him."
and then the one in front retracted her steps and went back to their side of the street.

After they go down a half a block they look back both and were staring at me.

I dont have a six-pack and it's winter so I'm covered up in clothes although I don't wear
a cap/hat, but how am I getting so many looks from these nasty ghetto people?!?!

Mexican chicks hardly be checking for me here in "ChIraq" (pronounced Shy-rack due
to so many homicides in Chicago).

I wonder to the HA members here (especially Renata and OTB due to our "exotic" looks)
, do you guys get hit on by the same sex (stateside or abroad)???

[zboy1]

HaHa, lots of homos hittin' on you E, lulz. I get hit on from time-to-time by some fa*s in NYC too, usually on public transportation--that's one reason why I like to drive instead of taking the bus or train. Also, too many thugs and crazy people that you have to deal with. Not that I hate gays or anything. I just wish it was hot women hitting on me instead of gay men, lol.

[E_Irizarry]

HaHa, lots of homos hittin' on you E, lulz. I get hit on from time-to-time by some fa*s in NYC too, usually on public transportation--that's one reason why I like to drive instead of taking the bus or train. Also, too many thugs and crazy people that you have to deal with. Not that I hate gays or anything. I just wish it was hot women hitting on me instead of gay men, lol.

Like I said in one of my slogans, "In order to avoid that, you must go abroad in order to get AAAAAAA-BROAD". lol S.HIT. hhahahahha

They hit on ya too eh? Wow. Sucks to be us in that regard!!

[terminator]

HaHa, lots of homos hittin' on you E, lulz. I get hit on from time-to-time by some fa*s in NYC too, usually on public transportation--that's one reason why I like to drive instead of taking the bus or train. Also, too many thugs and crazy people that you have to deal with. Not that I hate gays or anything. I just wish it was hot women hitting on me instead of gay men, lol.

Like I said in one of my slogans, "In order to avoid that, you must go abroad in order to get AAAAAAA-BROAD". lol S.HIT. hhahahahha

They hit on ya too eh? Wow. Sucks to be us in that regard!!

I hate to tell you but the fags hit on EVERYONE - they are not picking on you man. It's a numbers game like st8 guys hit on 1,000 women to find a goer, they try 1,000 guys!

I know you guys don't understand, but the gays suffer the same as us in the USA - unless gays look like Brad Pitt and have his bank account, then they are all rejected that's why they resort to hollering at random guys. Just like there's thousands of girls out there and they reject all the non-alpha guys, the same happens to the gays. I over-hear all their conversations about this at work...

[Contrarian Expatriate]

It is less about your looks and more about homosexuality being celebrated and empowered now. What was previously taboo and in the closet is now out in the open and imposed on us.

That sort of thing happens to me in Europe from time to time, but never in the US. Thanks to Obama's opening up the floodgates in the military and on the gay marriage thing, it is part of American culture now. Thanks Barack!

[E_Irizarry]

It is less about your looks and more about homosexuality being celebrated and empowered now. What was previously taboo and in the closet is now out in the open and imposed on us.

That sort of thing happens to me in Europe from time to time, but never in the US. Thanks to Obama's opening up the floodgates in the military and on the gay marriage thing, it is part of American culture now. Thanks Barack!

Actually, when I used to reside in Charlotte, NC, I was hit on feverishly by men too and this was in 1997, 1998.

[All_That_Is_Man]

I never understood gay men's "Let's desperately drive around and offer sex to straight men on the street" methods, but it has happened in every region I have been in. Isn't modern society so skewed for their benefit though? Can't they just walk into a gay-friendly environment and find gay partners at the drop of a hat? They have it just as easy as women, yet they choose to hit on random straight guys...

[Renata]

I never understood gay men's "Let's desperately drive around and offer sex to straight men on the street" methods, but it has happened in every region I have been in. Isn't modern society so skewed for their benefit though? Can't they just walk into a gay-friendly environment and find gay partners at the drop of a hat? They have it just as easy as women, yet they choose to hit on random straight guys...

it's the chase I assume the thrill to hit on straight guys.

E_Irizarry I've never been hit on by a girl ... although in the caribbean if you walk the streets during Carnival season you will get people grinding on you at random. I've been sandwiched between girls who I didn't know. They just decided to come dance up on me, it's very normal.

[terminator]

I never understood gay men's "Let's desperately drive around and offer sex to straight men on the street" methods, but it has happened in every region I have been in. Isn't modern society so skewed for their benefit though? Can't they just walk into a gay-friendly environment and find gay partners at the drop of a hat? They have it just as easy as women, yet they choose to hit on random straight guys...

You've got it wrong: gays are in our position - they can't find partners if their lives depended on it! Where do you think women got their attitude from? Answer: from the gay men who wrote "Sex in the city," etc.

Although gays are more open now and they aren't afraid of being beaten when coming on to straight men - like in the past.