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Django Off The Chain (Never mind being 'Unchained')

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Jamie Foxx outdid himself on this movie. Kerry Washington's magpie hairpie looked ravishing
as she was drug out of the in-ground punishment outbox.

I'm mad that Dr. Shultz got blown away by Leo DiCaprio (Mr. Candie's) wingman, Butch after
Dr. Schultz shot Leo DiCaprio dead center in the heart with a .22 "haha I got you now!" sleeve
gun.

The role that Samuel L. Jackson played p.issed me the f.uck off. He was coonin' like a mother-
f.ucker for Mr. Candie. If that wasn't an Uncle Tom, then I don't know who is!

Here's the trailer for the goriest scene I have seen for an action film probably of all-time.

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If members from Happier Abroad were to be casted in Django Unchained, here would be the cast of characters:

Django: Skateboardstephen or ContrarianExpatriate
Django's wife: Skateboardstephen's real life Brazilian wife or Renata
Stephen (Uncle Tom that Samuel L Jackson played): All_That_Is_Man (j/k) hahaa
Mr. Candie: odbo or Cornfed
Butch (Mr. Candie's right-hand gunman): Disillusioned_American
Dr. Schultz: Ladislav
The fat mammie house-n**ga comforter: ILoveBlackAmericanWomen
The three slaves in the back of the cart with the dynamite:
The_Adventurer, Maker55, ChoosenTraveler
The slave the dogs ripped apart: dstrick
One of the White slavers wanted dead or alive by US Gov't: Eurobrat, Billy, Andrewwwww, TwoBrains (j/k lol)
One of the Austrailan slavers towards the end of the movie (Quentin Tarantino played one of them): PublicDuende, DaRick, & pete8146
Best Boy: zboy1 or Winston or JamesBond LOL
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E_Irizarry wrote:Jamie Foxx outdid himself on this movie. Kerry Washington's magpie hairpie looked ravishing
as she was drug out of the in-ground punishment outbox.

I'm mad that Dr. Shultz got blown away by Leo DiCaprio (Mr. Candie's) wingman, Butch after
Dr. Schultz shot Leo DiCaprio dead center in the heart with a .22 "haha I got you now!" sleeve
gun.

The role that Samuel L. Jackson played p.issed me the f.uck off. He was coonin' like a mother-
f.ucker for Mr. Candie. If that wasn't an Uncle Tom, then I don't know who is!

Here's the trailer for the goriest scene I have seen for an action film probably of all-time.

Strange movie, but I'm glad I saw it. Samuel L. Jackson stole the show even though I hated his character.
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E_Irizarry wrote:If members from Happier Abroad were to be casted in Django Unchained, here would be the cast of characters:

Django: Skateboardstephen or ContrarianExpatriate
Django's wife: Skateboardstephen's real life Brazilian wife or Renata
Stephen (Uncle Tom that Samuel L Jackson played): All_That_Is_Man (j/k) hahaa
Mr. Candie: odbo or Cornfed
Butch (Mr. Candie's right-hand gunman): Disillusioned_American
Dr. Schultz: Ladislav
The fat mammie house-n**ga comforter: ILoveBlackAmericanWomen
The three slaves in the back of the cart with the dynamite:
The_Adventurer, Maker55, ChoosenTraveler
The slave the dogs ripped apart: dstrick
One of the White slavers wanted dead or alive by US Gov't: Eurobrat, Billy, Andrewwwww, TwoBrains (j/k lol)
One of the Austrailan slavers towards the end of the movie (Quentin Tarantino played one of them): PublicDuende, DaRick, & pete8146
Best Boy: zboy1 or Winston or JamesBond LOL
Oh No, I'm playing the tree again, just like in my High School musical... who do I bribe to get a good part?
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good job crazy irrizary...lol
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terminator wrote:
E_Irizarry wrote:If members from Happier Abroad were to be casted in Django Unchained, here would be the cast of characters:

Django: Skateboardstephen or ContrarianExpatriate
Django's wife: Skateboardstephen's real life Brazilian wife or Renata
Stephen (Uncle Tom that Samuel L Jackson played): All_That_Is_Man (j/k) hahaa
Mr. Candie: odbo or Cornfed
Butch (Mr. Candie's right-hand gunman): Disillusioned_American
Dr. Schultz: Ladislav
The fat mammie house-n**ga comforter: ILoveBlackAmericanWomen
The three slaves in the back of the cart with the dynamite:
The_Adventurer, Maker55, ChoosenTraveler
The slave the dogs ripped apart: dstrick
One of the White slavers wanted dead or alive by US Gov't: Eurobrat, Billy, Andrewwwww, TwoBrains (j/k lol)
One of the Austrailan slavers towards the end of the movie (Quentin Tarantino played one of them): PublicDuende, DaRick, & pete8146
Best Boy: zboy1 or Winston or JamesBond LOL
Oh No, I'm playing the tree again, just like in my High School musical... who do I bribe to get a good part?
I don't even know what you look like so it's hard to put you in the cast. Your personality is more like somebody from the North that isn't racist so that's why
you weren't in the flick, dude.
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E_Irizarry wrote:If members from Happier Abroad were to be casted in Django Unchained, here would be the cast of characters:

Django: Skateboardstephen or ContrarianExpatriate
Django's wife: Skateboardstephen's real life Brazilian wife or Renata
Stephen (Uncle Tom that Samuel L Jackson played): All_That_Is_Man (j/k) hahaa
Mr. Candie: odbo or Cornfed
Butch (Mr. Candie's right-hand gunman): Disillusioned_American
Dr. Schultz: Ladislav
The fat mammie house-n**ga comforter: ILoveBlackAmericanWomen
The three slaves in the back of the cart with the dynamite:
The_Adventurer, Maker55, ChoosenTraveler
The slave the dogs ripped apart: dstrick
One of the White slavers wanted dead or alive by US Gov't: Eurobrat, Billy, Andrewwwww, TwoBrains (j/k lol)
One of the Austrailan slavers towards the end of the movie (Quentin Tarantino played one of them): PublicDuende, DaRick, & pete8146
Best Boy: zboy1 or Winston or JamesBond LOL
Fortunately, I won't be exposing myself to this horseshoe*t film (I already know that it would make me murderously angry towards jews - that's what 99.99% of Hollywood's trash does to me now, which is why I avoid new films completely). So, I will never find out whether or not your comparison is accurate.

I think that this is so ironic, how the black posters here who have a chip on their shoulder about racism in American society, feminism, homosexuality, etc., actually went out and PAYED the proponents of these societal evils by buying a ticket to watch their "film!" If you complain about about these things, but then go and give money to the enemy, and actually support this heavy propaganda piece, then I no longer have any respect for you (and BTW, don't come and tell me that Tarantino is a goy, because you all know damn well who's really behind this stuff.
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Disillusioned_American wrote:
E_Irizarry wrote:If members from Happier Abroad were to be casted in Django Unchained, here would be the cast of characters:

Django: Skateboardstephen or ContrarianExpatriate
Django's wife: Skateboardstephen's real life Brazilian wife or Renata
Stephen (Uncle Tom that Samuel L Jackson played): All_That_Is_Man (j/k) hahaa
Mr. Candie: odbo or Cornfed
Butch (Mr. Candie's right-hand gunman): Disillusioned_American
Dr. Schultz: Ladislav
The fat mammie house-n**ga comforter: ILoveBlackAmericanWomen
The three slaves in the back of the cart with the dynamite:
The_Adventurer, Maker55, ChoosenTraveler
The slave the dogs ripped apart: dstrick
One of the White slavers wanted dead or alive by US Gov't: Eurobrat, Billy, Andrewwwww, TwoBrains (j/k lol)
One of the Austrailan slavers towards the end of the movie (Quentin Tarantino played one of them): PublicDuende, DaRick, & pete8146
Best Boy: zboy1 or Winston or JamesBond LOL
Fortunately, I won't be exposing myself to this horseshoe*t film (I already know that it would make me murderously angry towards jews - that's what 99.99% of Hollywood's trash does to me now, which is why I avoid new films completely). So, I will never find out whether or not your comparison is accurate.

I think that this is so ironic, how the black posters here who have a chip on their shoulder about racism in American society, feminism, homosexuality, etc., actually went out and PAYED the proponents of these societal evils by buying a ticket to watch their "film!" If you complain about about these things, but then go and give money to the enemy, and actually support this heavy propaganda piece, then I no longer have any respect for you (and BTW, don't come and tell me that Tarantino is a goy, because you all know damn well who's really behind this stuff.
You got me so wrong, dude.

(1) I watched a bootleg - paid nada for it.
(2) I never thought Quentin was gay nor do I care.
(2.5) I know who's behind this film (more so than Quentin Tarentino himself).

Fixed.
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E_Irizarry wrote:
You got me so wrong, dude.

(1) I watched a bootleg - paid nada for it.
(2) I never thought Quentin was gay nor do I care.
(2.5) I know who's behind this film (more so than Quentin Tarentino himself).

Fixed.
Oh, well that's good that you bootlegged it; I would only pay to see a foreign film at this point. Also, I said "goy," not gay, as in goyim. It's my understanding that Tarentino is a gentile (the film was distributed by Weinstein Company in the US :roll: ). I just see these types of films as having an agenda to manipulate people; the minds behind them are the source of many of the problems in our societies, IMO. To me, these films should not be considered as "art" or entertainment.

Several months back, I attempted to watch a bootlegged version of The Dictator with a friend of mine. I had to tell him to shut the thing off after the first ten or fifteen minutes, because my blood pressure was up so high. It just seemed like another cleverly subtle propaganda piece - disguised as "comedy" - by zionist assholes trying to instigate Americans (mainly) into hating Ahmadinejad and Assad and the like. It makes me sick that smart people are stupid enough to enrich these bastards by paying to see their garbage.
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I just watched "Django Unchained".

* Warning: Spoilers

It was funny, but extremely racist and violent. The ending was very satisfying to blacks, when Django becomes like a Rambo who takes out everyone. I wonder if black people like this movie though. I mean, the vulgar racist comments in it and the use of the N word (nigger) must sound so degrading to blacks and highly offensive as well. And it goes on all throughout the film. I can't believe such a film could be made today in politically correct America. But on the other hand, the blacks win at the end and get poetic justice. So in that sense, it would be a feel good movie for blacks.

What do you think? Do blacks like this film? I can't imagine they would since it's so highly offensive to them, despite their victory ending.

I also can't believe that Leonardo DiCaprio agreed to play a violent sociopathic slave owner in this film. Didn't he find his own character highly offensive? He even let dogs tear apart his slaves when they became useless to him.

The director Quentin Tarantino is weird. Why does he try to portray extremely violent scenes as though they were funny?
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Winston wrote:I just watched "Django Unchained".

* Warning: Spoilers

It was funny, but extremely racist and violent. The ending was very satisfying to blacks, when Django becomes like a Rambo who takes out everyone. I wonder if black people like this movie though. I mean, the vulgar racist comments in it and the use of the N word (nigger) must sound so degrading to blacks and highly offensive as well. And it goes on all throughout the film. I can't believe such a film could be made today in politically correct America. But on the other hand, the blacks win at the end and get poetic justice. So in that sense, it would be a feel good movie for blacks.

What do you think? Do blacks like this film? I can't imagine they would since it's so highly offensive to them, despite their victory ending.
Interesting question. I sat next to a black couple and they walked out of the theater during the slave fighting scene. Guess it was too much for them see.
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Winston wrote:I just watched "Django Unchained".

* Warning: Spoilers

It was funny, but extremely racist and violent. The ending was very satisfying to blacks, when Django becomes like a Rambo who takes out everyone. I wonder if black people like this movie though. I mean, the vulgar racist comments in it and the use of the N word (nigger) must sound so degrading to blacks and highly offensive as well. And it goes on all throughout the film. I can't believe such a film could be made today in politically correct America. But on the other hand, the blacks win at the end and get poetic justice. So in that sense, it would be a feel good movie for blacks.

What do you think? Do blacks like this film? I can't imagine they would since it's so highly offensive to them, despite their victory ending.

I also can't believe that Leonardo DiCaprio agreed to play a violent sociopathic slave owner in this film. Didn't he find his own character highly offensive? He even let dogs tear apart his slaves when they became useless to him.

The director Quentin Tarantino is weird. Why does he try to portray extremely violent scenes as though they were funny?
I watched it in an inner city theater and was one of the only white people there. Trust me, with all the yelling and clapping and laughing, they loved it. It was kind of awkward sitting in a theater right next to a black guy as the N word was flying back and forth so much though. Not much makes me flinch, but damn, that word is -harsh- on the ears and can leave a room feeling pretty damn uncomfortable.

Leonardo DiCaprio played it because you can't bring a movie like this to life without a good villain. So he was the best damn villain he could be. A great performance, I was quite impressed. Also by the Dr. Still not as good as his performance in Inglourious Basterds though, he was pretty much my favorite Nazi of all time.
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I liked the house remodeling job done at the end.
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If you liked Django Unchained, you will love this Western with a similar theme.

Joshua (1976)

Description:

A black soldier returns from fighting for the Union in the Civil War only to find out that his mother has been murdered by a gang of white thugs. He becomes a bounty hunter, determined to track down and kill the men who killed his mother.

Full film:

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Check this out. There are a lot of spaghetti westerns named "Django". Check them out here:

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