Songs about Winston....

[Guest]

Scooby Doo....

Winnie Winnie Woo
What the f**k are you?
A scammming fugly maggot
Your not fooling me
With your lastest "squeeze"
She knows your a small-dicked faggot...
Ya the only mystery for Winnie Woo
is how he can withstand all the flack, don't hold back!
But Winnie Woo, when Auntie meets you, you know your gonna get a Auntie SMACK! that's a fact!

Desperado...

Winston Woo
Why don't you come to your senses....
You been out riding whores
for so long now
Oh your a pathetic one
But we know that you have your reasons
Daddy sending support will hurt you somehow...

Don't ya go to Tiajuna boy
Syphillis will get you if it's able
But you know cheap whores are always your "best" bet...
Now it seems to me, so fine things have been laid upon your table..
But you only want the ones that you can't get...

Winston Woo-uuuu
Well you get no younger,
Your shame and your hunger,
are driving you home
and Freedom
oh Freedom
Well that's just Diane talking
her prison is whoring with you all alone.


Henry VIII

Ah Winnie Woo he is
Winnie Woo he is he is
He paid for sex to the whore next door...
He paid a million times before
And everyone was a cheap whore, cheap whore
he didn't care if they were a lady or a man, a man
He's pathetic pumpkin-headed pus bag
Ah Winnie Woo he am, he am...

Play That Funky Music White Boy...

Once he was an American Loser....
masterbating with an over-sized hand....
He always had no problems....
Paying for the one night stand.....
But everything around him...
Started to feel so low...
So he packed up his pantyhose(Yes he did...)
and went to Angles City and checked out the show...
They were dancing...
and prancing
and moving to the music
and then somebody
hit him
then a whore turned around and shouted:
PAY ME FOR p***y FAT BOY!
PAY ME FOR p***y ALL NIGHT!
PAY ME FOR p***y FAT BOY!
LAY DOWN THE MONEY CAUSE YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR p***y TIL' YOU DIE!
YOU DIE!

Woo Weasel Woo Weasel WOO WEASEL!!!!

[Winston]

Ozmodius, this poster's IP is the same as yours. Any explanation? I thought you were supposed to be a decent guy. So why did you write that? It was funny as hell though. But it belongs in the flaming/bashing board. Can't you read?

[ozmodius]

Winston, I work at a fairly large private college, perhaps you have a detractor among the student body. I surf and post from one of the computer labs. I don't know how I.P. stuff works anyhow, but believe what you will.

ozmodius

[ladislav]

While generally I am on Winston's side, and even now I am on it, I could not help laughing for the longest time in years.


This was so funny, the nape of my neck is hurting now from so much laughing. You actually took your time and came up with pretty hilarious parody. The meter is a bit off, but it was awesome. Thanks. I was in a bad mood, but not anymore.

[LukeSkywaIker]

Farking hilarious, whoever you are!

[Winston]

Winston, I work at a fairly large private college, perhaps you have a detractor among the student body. I surf and post from one of the computer labs. I don't know how I.P. stuff works anyhow, but believe what you will.

ozmodius

W: Yeah right. I know who writes poems and songs like that, Dave Fuller and Shane Neff. Both are banned so they must have had someone pass it along here, someone like you.

Don't deny it. The poster's IP was the same as yours, Ozmodius.

[KristineTheStrawberryGirl]

Scooby Doo....
But Winnie Woo, when Auntie meets you, you know your gonna get a Auntie SMACK! that's a fact!

[Winston]

Winston, I work at a fairly large private college, perhaps you have a detractor among the student body. I surf and post from one of the computer labs. I don't know how I.P. stuff works anyhow, but believe what you will.

ozmodius

W: Yeah right. Do you think me or anyone is gullible enough to buy that? Someone at your college just happens to pass along a song written by Dave Fuller or Shane Neff (the two who do such things) and you don't know him. Right........ What a lame explanation.

If there were two Winston bashers going to the same college, surely they'd know each other and have met. Common sense.

Look, the song you posted was funny. But if you had just posted it from your username rather than make up another one, and been honest with it, I wouldn't have had a problem with it. But since you lied and obviously are in collusion with the bashers, then I have to conclude that you are one of them, and not a fair and objective poster.

So I'm going to ban you, as well as Chemist and Doc S, who contribute nothing but senseless bashing that wastes my time and the time of those who have to read them.