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The Crystal Ball shows Winston in your future!

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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lol. :lol:
A bartender told me this while I was in Guadalajara Mexico:

"If you aren't careful here with the women, you will be married in a week."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMNPv_HXffQ

how I live my life.

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We probably don't need that crystal ball to discover that Winston will stay in Vegas for a long time, maybe forever!
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I still haven't found out why Winston is in Vegas has he found his place in a retirement community there or something?
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Repatriate wrote:I still haven't found out why Winston is in Vegas has he found his place in a retirement community there or something?
Winston is living with his parents now in Las Vegas I believe. He said he would only be there for a month but that was two months ago.

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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