Poll: Should Banano be hanged, drawn and quartered?

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Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed for his cruel lies?

Yes. He has spread cruel lies about Winston and Dianne and refuses to stop. Off with his head!
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41%
Yes. But quartering is cruel and unusual punishment. It was outlawed in the 1860's. Give him a more merciful execution.
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No. Banano's cruel lies should be protected by free speech. Spare his life please. Give him an executive pardon.
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59%
 
Total votes: 22
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Banano,
Also, why do you say false things such as that I'm a 1.5. No one here thinks that I'm a 1.5 out of 10. f**k you asshole. Go to hell. Even others here said that's not true. Ethan said there's no way in hell I'm a 1.5.

Also, why do you say I have nothing to offer? That's a lie. I have a lot to offer.

1. Cute, charming face and personality. Clean cut look with full head of hair.
2. Kind soul that radiates a pure genuine vibe. Ask anyone that knows me in person about this.
3. Natural baby face that looked cute as a kid, but not that great as an adult. Still it's not ugly.
4. I have a lot of intelligence, wisdom and knowledge that is useful in many ways.
5. Easygoing personality that makes me easy to get along with. I'm not a prick or asshole like many guys are.
6. Open minded and easy to talk to.
7. Romantic soul, writes poetry and can compose poems to a girl.
8. Has a lot of multi-cultural knowledge.
9. Has an income that is considered above average in China and Taiwan. I make more than the typical office lady in China.
10. Has a good sizable chunk of savings saved up in the bank.
11. Am an inheritee to big family assets, such as three full sized houses, all bought and paid for without mortgage. Three houses are big assets indeed, even for a greedy materialistic woman to consider. Most guys don't have that.
12. Good in English grammar and writing, so Asian women could benefit from me teaching them English.

All you do is say negative things with no solution. You act like I have no hope. What do you expect me to do? Kill myself?

You are not objective or fair or neutral at all.
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MarcosZeitola wrote:One thing I am curious about after all the negativity and insults back and forth... what does Banano look like? What is his appearance, his income, his relationship status? We've all seen Winston, heard his voice, and know of his romantic successes and failures. We know how he looks, how he sounds, and how he lives. But what do we know of Banano?

What do we know of the man who rates Winston a measly 1.5? I am curious how we as a community would rate Banano, if he's man enough to show us his face. Just so we can see how he compares to the man he calls hideous and a loser. Chances are, they may be more alike then either of them is willing to admit. :wink:
Great point MarcosZeitola. Most likely he is hideously ugly, far worse looking than me. Only unhappy people bash other men's looks like that. Have you ever seen a handsome man or hot guy bash another guy's looks? Same with Repatriate. Only ugly guys attack other guys' looks. Good looking men have no need to. Do you think Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise go around attacking other men's looks or talking about how ugly other men are? No way jose.

Confident men also do not bash other men's looks or bring them down. For example, do men with true confidence like Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal bash other men's looks? No way, they try to uplift others to be the best they can be. So in all likelihood, Banano and Repatriate are ugly men with low confidence and very insecure deep down.

I've asked Banano to reveal his photos before. He always refuses.
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MarcosZeitola wrote:
Winston wrote:Great point MarcosZeitola. Most likely he is hideously ugly, far worse looking than me. Only unhappy people bash other men's looks like that. Have you ever seen a handsome man or hot guy bash another guy's looks? Same with Repatriate. Only ugly guys attack other guys' looks. Good looking men have no need to. Do you think Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise go around attacking other men's looks or talking about how ugly other men are? No way jose.

Confident men also do not bash other men's looks or bring them down. For example, do men with true confidence like Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal bash other men's looks? No way, they try to uplift others to be the best they can be. So in all likelihood, Banano and Repatriate are ugly men with low confidence and very insecure deep down.

I've asked Banano to reveal his photos before. He always refuses.
It is very telling, yes. Now he could be concerned with his privacy of course, which is the reason why I removed quickly any pictures of myself or my wife I uploaded on threads. But even if he is paranoid like that, he could still share a picture through a private message and ask you to promise not to show anyone. I'm sure you would keep your word, and assess his looks fairly. He could ask a neutral third party to do so, someone who's neither on your side nor his.

Also, regardless of his looks, I am curious about how many successful relationships he's had. How many women he's slept with, and how many of those he did not have to pay for. How old he is, and if he has a stable income, a job or is self-employed. Just, anything that could give me more of an idea of what sort of a guy he's like.

If he does not provide any such information, it is safe to assume your assumption is correct.
Yeah but he could give us a random picture of a good looking guy. The only real way to know what he looks like is to go on Skype and see him on webcam. Online, anyone can say anything. But why bother? It's a waste of time to see what he looks like. Who cares?

Common sense should tell you that any guy who is MEAN SPIRITED like that is obviously unattractive. No man who is handsome and attractive is that mean spirited about bashing other guys online. Think of all the handsome guys you know who are good looking or attractive. Are any of them mean spirited and try to bring other men down or relish in making other guys feel like shit? Probably not.

Just see the posts of Banano and Repatriate and you can see how mean spirited they are. Attractive men are not like that at all. At least your posts are not mean spirited.

Most likely, these guys will not even talk to you on Skype. They love to hide behind an online persona and bash and bully from there. Deep down they are cowards and refuse to show themselves and refuse to talk to you on Skype too.
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I'm having Banano's baby!

Without him, how will we survive?
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Re: Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed?

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Winston wrote:Banano,
Also, why do you say false things such as that I'm a 1.5. No one here thinks that I'm a 1.5 out of 10. f**k you asshole. Go to hell. Even others here said that's not true. Ethan said there's no way in hell I'm a 1.5.

Also, why do you say I have nothing to offer? That's a lie. I have a lot to offer.

1. Cute, charming face and personality. Clean cut look with full head of hair.
2. Kind soul that radiates a pure genuine vibe. Ask anyone that knows me in person about this.
3. Natural baby face that looked cute as a kid, but not that great as an adult. Still it's not ugly.
4. I have a lot of intelligence, wisdom and knowledge that is useful in many ways.
5. Easygoing personality that makes me easy to get along with. I'm not a prick or asshole like many guys are.
6. Open minded and easy to talk to.
7. Romantic soul, writes poetry and can compose poems to a girl.
8. Has a lot of multi-cultural knowledge.
9. Has an income that is considered above average in China and Taiwan. I make more than the typical office lady in China.
10. Has a good sizable chunk of savings saved up in the bank.
11. Am an inheritee to big family assets, such as three full sized houses, all bought and paid for without mortgage. Three houses are big assets indeed, even for a greedy materialistic woman to consider. Most guys don't have that.
12. Good in English grammar and writing, so Asian women could benefit from me teaching them English.

All you do is say negative things with no solution. You act like I have no hope. What do you expect me to do? Kill myself?

You are not objective or fair or neutral at all.
Agree with all 12 points. I've met up with Winston a few times and can confirm all of this.

7. Romantic soul, writes poetry and can compose poems to a girl.
Where, mind if we see can any of them? :D
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Falcon wrote:
Winston wrote:Banano,
Also, why do you say false things such as that I'm a 1.5. No one here thinks that I'm a 1.5 out of 10. f**k you asshole. Go to hell. Even others here said that's not true. Ethan said there's no way in hell I'm a 1.5.

Also, why do you say I have nothing to offer? That's a lie. I have a lot to offer.

1. Cute, charming face and personality. Clean cut look with full head of hair.
2. Kind soul that radiates a pure genuine vibe. Ask anyone that knows me in person about this.
3. Natural baby face that looked cute as a kid, but not that great as an adult. Still it's not ugly.
4. I have a lot of intelligence, wisdom and knowledge that is useful in many ways.
5. Easygoing personality that makes me easy to get along with. I'm not a prick or asshole like many guys are.
6. Open minded and easy to talk to.
7. Romantic soul, writes poetry and can compose poems to a girl.
8. Has a lot of multi-cultural knowledge.
9. Has an income that is considered above average in China and Taiwan. I make more than the typical office lady in China.
10. Has a good sizable chunk of savings saved up in the bank.
11. Am an inheritee to big family assets, such as three full sized houses, all bought and paid for without mortgage. Three houses are big assets indeed, even for a greedy materialistic woman to consider. Most guys don't have that.
12. Good in English grammar and writing, so Asian women could benefit from me teaching them English.

All you do is say negative things with no solution. You act like I have no hope. What do you expect me to do? Kill myself?

You are not objective or fair or neutral at all.
Agree with all 12 points. I've met up with Winston a few times and can confirm all of this.

7. Romantic soul, writes poetry and can compose poems to a girl.
Where, mind if we see can any of them? :D
You may be sorry you asked. Cus all the one's I've seen are all about Lisa and none are about Dianne.
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Re: Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed?

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MarcosZeitola wrote:
Rock wrote:You may be sorry you asked. Cus all the one's I've seen are all about Lisa and none are about Dianne.
So much for "romantic soul" lol. Writing more love poems about a mean-spirited bipolar Chinese chick he's had a wirlwind romance with for 2 weeks then he has for his baby momma and ex of lover of many years... :roll:

Maybe Winston should be hanged, drawn and quartered. :lol:
All right Marcos, maybe you can turn what you just wrote into a funny poem. :P
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Absolutely brilliant! You've now proven yourself to be just as much of a poetic genius as Winston is.

Let's put this on the Happier Abroad home page. :D
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Re: Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed?

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Banano should apologize and agree to tone it down if he wants to stay here. There is no value to the forum when people get vicious or foul mouthed, it turns off others who then never participate in the future. Free speech has limits, and when it harms the good of the HA community it is time to go.

Winston, you may wish publish or republish a code of conduct for posting at HA.
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Re: Poll: Should Banano be quartered and executed?

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Lorenzo
Banano should apologize and agree to tone it down if he wants to stay here.


Apologize? To HA or Winnie? Please list 5-8 good reasons why I should apologize


He wanted to execute me in a very vicious and evil manner but thanks to HA democratic system I am still alive.
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Another issue now:

Should BlackKnight/PAG be executed by guillotine? See here:

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