It’s been awhile since I posted in here. I have been pretty busy with a new job and now moving next week to a new flat. Life in Berlin is pretty damn good compared to the nothingness going on in the US. It's the best in Europe right now for the "early 20’s to early 30’s crowd". If you crave a big city lifestyle thats multicultural bundled together with a strong German economy and modern european infrastructure then this is the place to be.
I decided to write a article about the 4 most common types of girls you can find here. It's a quickie but will give you some insight into the main girls you can find in this city. Let’s go ahead and get started.
1. The German Ice Princess
The German Ice Princess has bitch shield powers that very few will be able to penetrate. Being a bitch is her way of life.
They are always well dressed in expensive european designer coats with expensive handbags. She is the sister to the Miss America types of women and the Italian La Ragazza Di Papà (Daddies Girls). She is waiting for the perfect Hans to come along in his BMW and pick her up, she wants nothing less than perfection in her life.
I just plain out avoid these types. Beyond their ridiculous lists of requirements to just be friends with them they sport a nasty attitude and most likely wouldn’t even join you for a stein. These girls can be found all over Germany but my sources tell me that Munich is their breeding ground. Save your money and time and just avoid them altogether.
2. The Bohemian Euro Hippie
The Bohemian Euro Hippie here in Berlin is one of my personal favourites. They come in all flavours, shapes and sizes. Wether they are Italian, Greek, Spanish, German or British this city is packed with them! Typically artists or perhaps students, they can be found in any district.
Although I know I could never be in a LTR with one because they're too free spirited while I’m too structured, I still enjoy there company and like to go out with them.
They’re mostly non-judgmental, curious, talkative, friendly and cool. They’re always willing to meet new people and will sit down and have a pint with you.
Armed with a guitar, joint and vegan snacks these girls know how to live freely.
3. The Traditional German Girl
The Traditional German Girl is rare these days and on the verge of extinction. I’m always surprised whenever I can spot one on the S-Bahn once every 3-4 months.
These girls were usually raised right and might be tough to get them to go on a date. Most likely they won’t speak much English unless they really like the language. They most likely have a traditional career working for a german corporation or perhaps even for the state. She will be close to her family, know how to cook/clean and have really good manners.
These girls are so rare you most likely won’t have the chance to even meet one. If you do and if you luckily click I would warn you these girls are not for short-term flings or ONS. Most of the time these traditional girls are only met through families or inner circles where you get properly introduced.
4. The Conservative Immigrant
It’s no secret that Germany and especially Berlin has had wave of immigration from the east. The Turks have been wafting their kebab smell on the streets since the 60’s and 70’s.
The latest immigrants are Africans and Middle Easterners. Beyond that you can find lots of Thai, Vietnamese, Russians, Ukrainians and Polish conservative immigrants.
These women are usually sticking to “their own” people, language and culture inside Germany. Trying to date one is probably not the best idea but if you get tired of chasing the German Ice Princess around this might be an exotic alternative for you.
I hope that clears up the different types of women here in Berlin. I was going to add a fifth "The East German Woman" which technically would be the Angela Merkel type but no one here is looking for a date with Angie.
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