MattHanson1990 wrote: ↑January 20th, 2019, 11:40 am
At land crossings, you definitely do get asked questions, especially if you're coming from Mexico. Many of these border towns are drug smuggling routes like Ciudad Juarez for example. This next time I go to the U.S. I'm entering via a relatively-smallish airport (small in comparison to major airports like Chicago O'Hare, JFK, and LAX).
Coming back from Asia into LAX, all smiles and waves from CBP immigration officers....whilst....
coming back from Latin America, and German shepherds are accosting assholes (literally). I almost
got detained/quarantined for pushing a German shepherd out of my asshole for ramming its snout
up my ass crack and the White CBP fat woman bellowed at me, "Hey! Don't you ever touch CBP property again!"
"Whatever the fcuk you say"
The Chicano CBP officer interjects, "You should watch your language in here". His parents probably came here illegally - the fcuking nerve of him!!
I always get sent to secondary inspection when I fly back into George Bush Intercontinental (Houston), FLL (Ft. Lauderdale) or MIA en route coming from Latin America.
I probably shouldn't type this for the general public peanut gallery here, but O'Hare was the easiest walkthrough CBP ever. Cool White guys there. lol
JFK most of the time, too. The Spanish CBP officers are type chill when it comes to me.
I also heard that flying into Detroit-Wayne County Int'l is a monstrosity from those Black CBP and TSA agents there.