How do you prepare for imprisonment?

[Cornfed]

My question is a practical one. What do you do if you think you are going to prison? For example, if it comes to that I want all my stuff taken out of my apartment, crammed into my SUV and the SUV put into storage. My family won’t do it because they are worthless losers and I am not currently living with friends, so is there a service that does that? And what about your taxes and such? I imagine your lawyer arranges that. Are there other preparations - your medical needs and such? What about banking? This is presumably a common issue.

[Cornfed]

Are you considering to have a go at Tarrant's high score, Corny?

No, absolutely not. But I am not going to shut up with my Internet posting, as it has been suggested I do. Times may have changed but I won't.

[TD-40]

I think family usually takes care of those things and other items of business. The person who is going to be incarcerated usually has time to sort things out before they are scheduled to begin their sentence.

[Shemp]

Obviously, first thing Cornfed should do is get a big black dildo and practice penetrating himself in the ass, of he really thinks he's going to prison.

Though I think he's delusional if he thinks anyone cares about his postings enough to arrest him. He's like some foul mouthed homeless guy screaming "nigger, nigger, nigger!" all day long. If he does that in the center of town, yes, they might arrest him for creating a public nuisance, same as if he was defecating in public. But not if he was doing it on the edge of town, next to the town garbage dump for example. Posting on Happier Abroad is comparable to screaming obscenities next to the town garbage dump, IMO.

[Zambales]

[Moretorque]

I am not going to shut up with my Internet posting, as it has been suggested I do. Times may have changed but I won't.

You actually think your internet posts ae inflammatory enough for you to end up in jail over them?

Are you kidd'in me ?

[Wolfeye]

Preparing for prison in that way is likely done through the same "functionaries" (or whatever to call them) as someone usually uses for their assorted things (accountants for finance, lawyers for estates, etc). As far as storage goes, you might be able to lock up your stuff in a storage unit, but I'm not sure how you'd arrange payments for it from prison.