Is it easier to please or impress a girl when she's younger?

[HappyGuy]

I invite everyone following this dick measuring contest to this thread: viewtopic.php?f=39&t=41749#p331392

I have to respond in kind to morons like Johnny1975 - I would rather he f***ed off but sometimes you have to take the low road.

Why not join his new travel forum it seems like you two would make a great duo. https://inspiredexpat.forumotion.com/

[yick]

I invite everyone following this dick measuring contest to this thread: viewtopic.php?f=39&t=41749#p331392

I have to respond in kind to morons like Johnny1975 - I would rather he f***ed off but sometimes you have to take the low road.

Why not join his new travel forum it seems like you two would make a great duo.

He keeps begging me but you know, I don't want to be the third person to join the forum after himself and his mum.

And I didn't want to measure my dick next to yours. I just thought I would name my attributes and thought you would take up why you are in a position to judge based on commentary on a website such as this one - which I am sure you would agree isn't real-life interaction? Besides, If you are bald and short - nothing wrong with being so - Phil Collins could probably still pull women half his age.

[HappyGuy]

@yick We both know your looks don't matter but it's the only thing you have so you're clinging to it like an adolescent even though it's preventing you from becoming an adult. If you managed to be a beta while being disciplined with your diet and exercise it surely means you're avoiding the deeper factors. Since you're determined to spin your wheels and impress others my advice to you is to buy a Mustang and hope the girls are fooled, it worked for those guys below. You'll never be rewarded with the kind of woman you've always wanted if you don't face the inner flaws that we still hold onto from grade school but playing dickswords with your online buddies is more important and satisfying right! viewtopic.php?f=40&t=41736

[Johnny1975]

Yick, honestly you sound like an idiot. I thought cornfed was bad but you're even more of a loser.

[HappyGuy]

@Johnny1975
Thanks for chiming in it's for his own good, he needs to be tested like this. viewtopic.php?t=41727&p=331355#p331036

[yick]

Yick, honestly you sound like an idiot. I thought cornfed was bad but you're even more of a loser.

Loser? You're a bald, speccy four eyed twat who has to go to the Philippines to get laid. Lay off the 'loser' comments until you find a mirror somewhere.

By the way, it was YOU who has tried to derail this thread for no reason - have I mentioned you or insulted you on here? Nope.

[yick]

@yick We both know your looks don't matter but it's the only thing you have so you're clinging to it like an adolescent even though it's preventing you from becoming an adult. If you managed to be a beta while being disciplined with your diet and exercise it surely means you're avoiding the deeper factors. Since you're determined to spin your wheels and impress others my advice to you is to buy a Mustang and hope the girls are fooled, it worked for those guys below. You'll never be rewarded with the kind of woman you've always wanted if you don't face the inner flaws that we still hold onto from grade school but playing dickswords with your online buddies is more important and satisfying right! viewtopic.php?f=40&t=41736

What's an 'adult' though? Are any of the behaviours associated with the 'Happier Abroad' crowd can be associated with adult behaviour (whatever that may be...) the search for happiness, freedom and women who they can date without responsibilities?

I don't need to buy a Mustang because I am - Happier Abroad! One of the few on here who has managed it. Is it found in women? Not really, which is where this movement has diverted from what should be its original intention.

[Johnny1975]

Yick, honestly you sound like an idiot. I thought cornfed was bad but you're even more of a loser.

Yes I am a total waste of space.

That's right.

[yick]

Yick, honestly you sound like an idiot. I thought cornfed was bad but you're even more of a loser.

Yes I am a total waste of space.

That's right.

Proving my point yet again, you fat, bald little gobshite.

Can I just say one thing - at 44 years old, are you like this in real life? No wonder you have to go to the Philippines to get laid...

[Johnny1975]

Yick, honestly you sound like an idiot. I thought cornfed was bad but you're even more of a loser.

Yes I am a total waste of space.

That's right.

I am a total waste of space.

Yes, we already know.

[yick]

Yick, honestly you sound like an idiot. I thought cornfed was bad but you're even more of a loser.

Yes I am a total waste of space.

That's right.

I am a total waste of space.

Yes, we already know.

Did you really lose your virginity in the Philippines at the age of 40?

You sad sack of shit.

[Johnny1975]

Yes I am a total waste of space.

That's right.

I am a total waste of space.

Yes, we already know.

I am a total waste of space.

Yes, we already know.

[yick]

That's right.

I am a total waste of space.

Yes, we already know.

I am a total waste of space.

Yes, we already know.

Johnny1975 - 40 year old virgin, had to go to the Philippines to get laid...

Tell me if I am wrong...

[HappyGuy]

I'm a beta male who hides behind his muscles.

No, you're not. Hang in there buddy.

Yes I am. A total waste of space.

Yes, but at least you're good looking.

Yes I would kill myself if I looked like you...

Tell me if I am wrong...

Yick the real question is not when did he get off his ass to go get laid. But rather how would you do if you looked like him? Especially if you're 40 and fat you'd have to come up with a strategy it doesn't just come easy like when you're 20 years old and thin.

[yick]

No, you're not. Hang in there buddy.

Yes I am. A total waste of space.

Yes, but at least you're good looking.

Yes I would kill myself if I looked like you...

Tell me if I am wrong...

Yick the real question is not when did he get off his ass to go get laid. But rather how would you do if you looked like him? Especially if you're 40 and fat you'd have to come up with a strategy it doesn't just come easy like when you're 20 years old and thin.

Indeed, good point. If there was no such thing as the Philippines - he would have died a virgin.