Maybe you should teach people how to do that upside down against the wall pushup thing in one of your videos instead. People get bored easily and that's a cool trick.
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Re: Help me become a fitness guru
Apparently people like Chris Heria make a fortune doing seminars teaching exactly that. People are like giant toddlers now. I'd like to do a bit more though.Natural_Born_Cynic wrote: ↑June 26th, 2023, 7:42 amMaybe you should teach people how to do that upside down against the wall pushup thing in one of your videos instead. People get bored easily and that's a cool trick.
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Unfortunately People are toddlers mentally now and decades of media/ corporate/ educational "infantilization", "zombification" process has taken a toll on the collective psyche of the entire population. People now have attention span of a gold fish and never think pass 8th grade. In addition, Tiktok and instagram doesn't really help in mass enlightenment. Unfortunately for you and me, in order to make money, we have to sell to those demographics just like Chris Heria... It's a brave new world we live in.Cornfed wrote: ↑June 26th, 2023, 7:50 amApparently people like Chris Heria make a fortune doing seminars teaching exactly that. People are like giant toddlers now. I'd like to do a bit more though.Natural_Born_Cynic wrote: ↑June 26th, 2023, 7:42 amMaybe you should teach people how to do that upside down against the wall pushup thing in one of your videos instead. People get bored easily and that's a cool trick.
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I watched the video. You mean the body adapts to whatever stress load you put on it? Do you use free weights and machines in your system? How does it work without going to the gym? The best way to force the body to adapt is to exercise with dumbbells, barbells, machines so the muscles are forced to adapt to the stress.
I saw the part where you said "Let's say you can't do a proper pushup. What are you some little girl?"
Why not market yourself to New Zealanders and Aussies mate?
Americans may not follow you because they're bombarded with all the BS marketing.
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With all the nasty writing you put on here, that definitely doesn't come across on your videos. I thought you would be some kind of nasty, wretched, jerk on video. But you seem nice and normal on video.
Favorite Cornfed quote: "Here's another one to reassure you lemmings that the ongoing humiliation ritual that is your ratshit life will soon be coming to an end."
Tsar: "Roastie foids"...."Instead of Happier Abroad more like Escortmaxxing Roasties Abroad"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FNHSiPFtvA
Tsar: "Roastie foids"...."Instead of Happier Abroad more like Escortmaxxing Roasties Abroad"
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Of course. I'm a teacher.kangarunner wrote: ↑June 26th, 2023, 2:40 pmWith all the nasty writing you put on here, that definitely doesn't come across on your videos. I thought you would be some kind of nasty, wretched, jerk on video. But you seem nice and normal on video.
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Well that's odd, the vid actually made some progress.gsjackson wrote: ↑June 26th, 2023, 4:00 amYes, so simple as to be the most fundamental principle of exercise. The first exercise program I ever did -- during the last three years of high school -- was the old 5BX (five basic exercises). A program of the Royal Canadian Air Force, it enjoyed a brief vogue during the Kennedy administration. It made its way through progressively higher reps of the initial exercises, and at a certain number moved over to a different and more difficult variation of each one. There were five or six levels, and you always had to complete the routine in 11 minutes before progressing to either more reps or a higher level of difficulty. Somewhere on about the third level it started kicking your ass pretty good. At some point you'll need to develop a similar program and give people some idea of what you're doing.
Are these videos getting any views to speak of? Any traction yet with your diet books?
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Maybe he pretends to be racist and says bad things to people that got vacine to shock for attention and humor but has more moderate humble heart and in private might has black friends who got vacine. Marcos zietola seems more racist than cornfed.kangarunner wrote: ↑June 26th, 2023, 2:40 pmWith all the nasty writing you put on here, that definitely doesn't come across on your videos. I thought you would be some kind of nasty, wretched, jerk on video. But you seem nice and normal on video.
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What you seem to be implying is that I am just stating the obvious that everyone agrees with. In fact what I am saying is radically different from the current received thinking.
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No you haven't got the point I am making. If you have the time, watch all the vids. They are not that long. I mean, you are right in that going to the gym and doing conventional weight training is good for some people, but not for most people.kangarunner wrote: ↑June 26th, 2023, 2:34 pmI watched the video. You mean the body adapts to whatever stress load you put on it? Do you use free weights and machines in your system? How does it work without going to the gym? The best way to force the body to adapt is to exercise with dumbbells, barbells, machines so the muscles are forced to adapt to the stress.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....Yeah....right. I accept payment in PayPal.
Favorite Cornfed quote: "Here's another one to reassure you lemmings that the ongoing humiliation ritual that is your ratshit life will soon be coming to an end."
Tsar: "Roastie foids"...."Instead of Happier Abroad more like Escortmaxxing Roasties Abroad"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FNHSiPFtvA
Tsar: "Roastie foids"...."Instead of Happier Abroad more like Escortmaxxing Roasties Abroad"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FNHSiPFtvA
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Nice idea. If you know spanish, you can probably be more successful targeting the Mexican market. Make sure you really enunciate your keyword, actimorphic, because it sounded like you said ectomorphic which is an actual word. Also change your profile pic on utube to a closeup of your bicep or pay a few pesos to a local artist to make you a logo.
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Someone suggested I position Actimorphic to be allied to carnivore diets in order to capitalise on the rising popularity of carnivore. Now I think about it, that might be a good idea, as Actimorphic does tap into the whole primal lifestyle theme. I think I'll do that. It is clearly not a cynical move, since I've been going on about carnivore for a while now.
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I though your fitness system was somewhat associated with the Mediterranean diet.Cornfed wrote: ↑July 11th, 2023, 6:01 amSomeone suggested I position Actimorphic to be allied to carnivore diets in order to capitalise on the rising popularity of carnivore. Now I think about it, that might be a good idea, as Actimorphic does tap into the whole primal lifestyle theme. I think I'll do that. It is clearly not a cynical move, since I've been going on about carnivore for a while now.
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Eh, I don't think I ever said that.Natural_Born_Cynic wrote: ↑July 11th, 2023, 6:27 amI though your fitness system was somewhat associated with the Mediterranean diet.
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