Winston's sex tape dream

[Epsilon99]

"Betters"

If you're really an alcoholic carnie with a microdick living in an RV, pretty much every man here is your better. If you're NOT really an alcoholic carnie with a microdick living in an RV, everyone here is STILL your better because why the hell would anyone who isn't absolutely insane pretend to be an alcoholic carnie with a microdick living in an RV for shits and giggles on an obscure niche internet forum with only a handful of posters, and continue to come back even after being banned countless times?

I work for a traveling carnival and have made literally millions of people happy with my performances. I'm superior to everyone here with the exception of our bossman, Wiseton.

[MarcosZeitola]

I work for a traveling carnival and have made literally millions of people happy with my performances. I'm superior to everyone here with the exception of our bossman, Wiseton.

Except you're not, lol.

What does the trolling give you, what do you get out of it? You add no substance and you ask for no advice, you seem to have no desire to ever go abroad, so what is it you get out of portraying all these different characters, Skelebob, Spencer, Mercer, what's the joy, what's benefit?

[Epsilon99]

I work for a traveling carnival and have made literally millions of people happy with my performances. I'm superior to everyone here with the exception of our bossman, Wiseton.

Except you're not, lol.

What does the trolling give you, what do you get out of it? You add no substance and you ask for no advice, you seem to have no desire to ever go abroad, so what is it you get out of portraying all these different characters, Skelebob, Spencer, Mercer, what's the joy, what's benefit?

Wrong again. I'm planning on going abroad one day on a carnival around the world. In the meantime I will travel abroad through this website.

[MarcosZeitola]

Wrong again. I'm planning on going abroad one day on a carnival around the world. In the meantime I will travel abroad through this website.

Or you could just hang yourself now. The world would be a better place for it.

[Epsilon99]

Wrong again. I'm planning on going abroad one day on a carnival around the world. In the meantime I will travel abroad through this website.

Or you could just hang yourself now. The world would be a better place for it.

Yawn. You can't offend me, I'm literally a circus freak.

[MrMan]

So a dream where a man is having sex with a woman makes someone homosexual? That must mean that millions of men that watch porn where a woman is getting f***ed by a man are somehow homosexual, too? I didn't realize heterosexual sex makes someone gay. Also, if a whore is ugly and a man f***s her then he's somehow gay? How does any of that make sense?

Yes all those things are pretty gay, man. Just like your gay dream about @Winston lol.

Fella, sticking your dick into a vagina is literally the definition of straight sex, so there was nothing gay about that dream at all. I'm currently dating a 21 year old KPop star, probably the hottest one I've seen, so last time I checked I'm not gay.

Straight way back when was associated with being morally straight, not crooked, so a man having sex with his wife who is a real biological woman would be doing something straight.

Sticking it into a man's surgical hole, made to look like a fake vagina, but composed of penis head material and other genital and pubic-area material is still a homosexual act.

Fellas, stop projecting your own homoerotic fantasies onto everyone else. I had a dream about Winston having heterosexual intercourse with a regular woman. When I said KPop star obviously I meant a female one. It says more about you that you assumed it was a man, @MarcosZeitola @MrMan, who said anything about ladyboys here? You're the one who brought them up first and then even gave a detailed description about them. You know much more about ladyboys that I do. We all know how you have so much knowledge about them. Don't deny it, fella.

I think these two fellas just came out of the closet. Most of the biggest homophobes and transphobes are homosexuals themselves or want to become trans. Don't worry fellas, a good democrat like @Kangarunner will tell you that there's nothing wrong about being gay.

You tagged me on a post presenting a lady-boy type scenario not too long ago, which is why I figured you were into it, and I guessed you were CaptainSkelebob, probably.

[MrMan]

I work for a traveling carnival and have made literally millions of people happy with my performances. I'm superior to everyone here with the exception of our bossman, Wiseton.

Except you're not, lol.

What does the trolling give you, what do you get out of it? You add no substance and you ask for no advice, you seem to have no desire to ever go abroad, so what is it you get out of portraying all these different characters, Skelebob, Spencer, Mercer, what's the joy, what's benefit?

If PAG is Skelebob and Spencer, maybe he should be a carnival actor. He'd have to be fairly creative fairly entertaining, sometimes in a gross sort of way, if that's the case.

[MrMan]

Your entire existence is a sad joke either way, a mistake, and you can easily rectify it with a rope or some pills.

That's too mean, man. Especially if Mercer reads this. He seems like he has a problem with depression. My guess is this is not Mercer. I'm not sure that he's not Skelebob. The idea that Skelebob was a science teacher is a little hard to get my mind around. Working for a circus? Maybe.

[MarcosZeitola]

That's too mean, man. Especially if Mercer reads this. He seems like he has a problem with depression. My guess is this is not Mercer. I'm not sure that he's not Skelebob. The idea that Skelebob was a science teacher is a little hard to get my mind around. Working for a circus? Maybe.

Epsilom already admitted to being Mercer. And Mercer has insulted me, has insulted my friends, has insulted wives, girlfriends, children of former members. He even insulted poor ol' @davewe who died and his infant son. Honestly, Mercer is an irredeemable piece of shit and I think it isn't possible to be "too mean" to such a person.

[MrMan]

That's too mean, man. Especially if Mercer reads this. He seems like he has a problem with depression. My guess is this is not Mercer. I'm not sure that he's not Skelebob. The idea that Skelebob was a science teacher is a little hard to get my mind around. Working for a circus? Maybe.

Epsilom already admitted to being Mercer. And Mercer has insulted me, has insulted my friends, has insulted wives, girlfriends, children of former members. He even insulted poor ol' @davewe who died and his infant son. Honestly, Mercer is an irredeemable piece of shit and I think it isn't possible to be "too mean" to such a person.

You can just ignore him. There is no need to try to talk him into suicide.

[MrMan]

@Epsilon99 So did you get out of the van, and you are working with a carnival? Do you live in a trailer?

I hear carnivals can pay $70K or $80K a year, and you could have some kind of a past (crime, rehab, etc.) and still get a job. Is that true? It's probably a good gig for someone single who needs a big boost in income all of a sudden. The carnival I am aware of has rides, food vending, and some chain-saw-carving shows, not strong men, sword swallowers, fire eaters, lion tamers, dwarves, and elephant men.

[MarcosZeitola]

You can just ignore him. There is no need to try to talk him into suicide.

He won't do it, he gets off on the kick of trolling this forum. But if he does do it, I wouldn't miss the guy. He's insulted too many members, members' wives, children, dead members... he's a useless piece of shit. Plain and simple. I do hope God has mercy on his soul, but I don't.