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Attacks and Rants from Critics, Bashers and Enemies
The Worst and Meanest Things Ever Said About Me
Updated
Something to consider ..
and my own Master has revealed the truth of this for me.
.... Whenever we perceive a flaw or a
"problem" with another being? THAT very flaw actually LIVES
WITHIN our very own BEing.
What is happening is...
that other "individual" ( who is nor really separate from
you but VERY connected at the sub atomic level of Consciousness) is acting as a MIRROR for us. People REFLECT BACK
to us what our own issues are.
IF... we did not have any issues about .. say ... BEING
CHEATED, as our OWN INNER issue ... then it would literally be IMPOSSIBLE to
recognize that perceived "flaw" in others.
AND .. if it keeps
coming up? Guess what? We have yet to
successfully concur that issue which is very alive within ourselves.
- FaithRada, a mystic on
my list
"It is not the critic who
counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the
doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is
actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who
strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because
there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually
strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who
spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph
of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails
while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and
timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
- Teddy Roosevelt
"Some people aren't after
logical things like money. Some people just want to watch the world burn."
- Alfred The Butler in the Batman
movie Dark Knight
(Note: For more
eloquent comments about my enemies, see the bottom of this page)
Not
everyone that watches my life is my fan.
As with any public figure, there are those who wish to ridicule and try
to bring me down as well. For those with
a morbid desire to read vicious attacks and flame wars, here is a collection of
the worst things that my critics, bashers, and enemies ever said about
me. They are taken mostly from the hate forum dedicated to bashing me at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wooweasel/,
the Talk Lounge at www.waytorussia.net,
and of course my arch nemesis Dave Fuller
(whose rants I've collected can be found here).
Now, you might wonder WHY I am hated by some and why there is a hate forum out there directed at me. Well your guess is as good as mine. I NEVER EVER wronged any of those guys on my hate group. Hence, they have no logical or legitimate reason to hate me. But nonetheless, “hate” is an illogical emotion anyway, which is highly personal and subjective. They seem to feed off of hate, as those with dysfunctional emotional imbalances, character flaws and psychoses do. They are “bullies” who have picked me as a target for one reason or another, especially since I’ve exposed myself with almost total honesty in my writings and adventures. And in my book, anyone who hates someone they never met and who never wronged them, has got some serious issues and problems. They are the kind of people that healthy sane people best stay away from.
As Alfred the Butler said in the the Batman movie Dark Knight, "Some people just want to see the world burn in flames."
Nevertheless, I think it can be argued that when one
achieves a status where one is regarded as a hero by some, and hated by others, that that
person has achieved SIGNIFICANCE.
What these folks don’t understand is that as in the Star Wars universe, the more you hate something, the more power you give to it. Hence, the more these critics and bashers hate me, venting their derision and energy at me, the more power it gives me over them. Just like when you hate the fact that your back it itching, it makes it itch even more. Likewise, the more you hate an attention-seeker, the more he will feed off of it to gain more power and influence over others. These folks don’t understand the metaphysical principle that hates make the hated more powerful.
Now, if these phonies were truly wise, they’d employ the Zen method of non-resistance and going with the flow, to subdue my influence; giving me no more power over them. But, these folks have their own issues obviously, and are addicted to venting off of me. The more hate and attacks these people direct at me, the more powerful I become, and the more elevated my importance is, hence why I put these comments up on my site, to use to my advantage!
Some of them are mere armchair quarterbacks. Others
are losers or dysfunctional people who seek an easy target to bring down and
belittle to make lower than themselves, to feed their own dysfunctional egos
and control dramas. And of course, since I write and reveal so much
openly, I provide such an easy target for them. It
is probable though, that these people like me in some subconscious way, for if
they truly disliked me, they would not email me but ignore me instead.
The fact that I attract them in a morbid way where they feed off of ridiculing
and hating me, suggests this.
If you wish, you can their join a Yahoo group hate forum that these bashers of mine formed (if you actually have nothing better to do with your time, and if so I pity you) by going to this link and clicking “Join This Group”: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wooweasel/
You can also see some other vicious and funny comments directed at me in my guestbook archive at: http://www.geocities.com/wwu777us/Guestbook_archive
Here are the flaming rants. You can read some eloquent comments about these “enemies” of mine by my fans way down at the bottom too, which I think accurately sums them up.
Take a look at this completely wretched venomous comment made about me from someone who calls herself AliceFromMoscow, a moderator on waytorussia.net:
http://www.waytorussia.net/TalkLounge/conversation2029.html
”winston you are ugly chinese. face it already.
Not that i have something against chinese, but winston is definitely the best example of combination of both outside and inside ugliness and rot. winston you are a loser. you are the kind of person who have "kick me" stickers on their back. Thats why fate keeps kicking you in the back. Though, judging your stories, it sometimes kicks you in the balls too. Let me tell you a secret. People will always treat you like shit, because shit you are.
But hey, shit can dry up and stop smelling, so no one would notice it. Thats what i'd advice to you. Dry up, shithead!”
W: Fortunately though, one eloquent comment someone made erases all of that "sh**" above:
(From a list member)
Hey winston, take heart!
"Great Spirits Have Always Encountered Violent Opposition From Mediocre Minds" - Albert Einstein
Subj: Why do these bad things keep happenin' to our little
Winnie????
Date: 10/4/2004 11:08:32 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Bart Darfler <preduroc@yahoo.com
To: WWu777@aol.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)
NEWSFLASH Winnie,
There's little doubt that most all of the trouble
that's befallen you is solely of your own making. You
take advantage of others almost on a daily basis so
you can save pennies. The money you've saved by being
an incredible cheapskate banks you the extra cash so
you can argue for hours on end with a skanky whore
over the principles of a deal???? That she tired of
your pudgy little ass and was willing to argue for
hours on end rather than accomodate your over-sexed,
school boy erotic obsessions is of little surprise,
but that's not the point.
You scam the unemployment system, sell videos on EBay,
and solicit donations to fund your travel adventures,
and then bankroll hos??? Am I the only one who sees
the irony here?? You've taken advantage of most
everyone you've come in contact with, but cry foul
when the tables are turned?? Believe me, you've only
tasted the appetizers thus far. Karma has got one
helluva buffet waitin' on your slimy little ass,
Buckwheat.
Is it possible that just maybe the whore in Vyborg,
your dear friend,Vadim, and all the others who have
exhibited little tolerance for your cheap,
self-serving, pubescent school boy, mysoginistic
antics have read your collection of idiotic posts
about your travels? I would not doubt it for a
minute. You cut a swath of miserly misery where ever
you land, and then spew the details about them as if
you had no hand whatsoever in their eventual outcome.
If I was anywhere in the vicinity of your travels, I'd
jump at the chance to be your "friend" too. What an
mind-boggling waste of humanity you are!!!
Beyond the entertainment value, and a primer on what
not to do while visiting a foreign country, there is
an upside to all this....you have skillfully managed
to paint a big red target on your egotistical ass. On
the other hand, quite sadly, the collateral damage
you've managed to inflict on the well intentioned who
will travel in your wake is appalling. They'll suffer
for your conceit and avarice. Of course, that would
be of little concern for someone only out for
themselves, now wouldn't it???
Learn some humility, you parasite. Try considering
other's wants & needs ahead of your own just for once.
Despite what your well intentioned, but twisted daddy
may have told you, the world was not created to be
your oyster alone. What a concept, eh?
And what about that merry little "band" of advocates
that cheer you on??? What a sad bunch they are. The
sane ones only egg you on for the entertainment value
of your written travails, little else. Those that
truly think you're some kind of lofty adventurer with
admirable qualities to emulate, well they're just as
fucked up as you are.
More likely than not, these cretinous voyeurs would
NEVER do what you've done, but salivate with envy as
they relish the vicarious thrills of reading about
your buffoonery. Yep, with few exceptions, it's
doubtful that most of these bottom feeders have
ventured outside their own city limits, had a genuine,
successful, long-term relationship of any measurable
substance with another, living human being, or possess
the communication skills to carry on a meaningful
conversation that doesn't include topics of hate,
conspiracy theories, comic books, vibes, or Star Trek
reruns. Mighty Wu and his gaggle of misanthropic
misfits!! That's right, you know who I'm talking
about.
Winnie, you're nothing more than a nasty, little,
festering, anal lesion, and an embarrassment to any
self respecting human with an I.Q. over 34. But, then
I certainly don't expect that you'll get the message
until someone really shit-hammers your ass into the
ground for good! I, for one, look forward to reading
the obit.
Until then, keep those hilarious diatribes a-commin,'
you fuckin' loser!!! ROTFLMAO at YOU!!!!
preduroc
W: From my former manager at Estates News gazette
Fuck you once again, Wu!!!!
I have no hatred for you but I only despise you. I am
not judging you. You are a worthless piece of shit. You are despicable.
You are a beggar. You asked me to let you stay in our office which I did not
let you do. You are a scum. You asked Nitesh to let you stay in his
apartment and we never asked you about such things. We were very honest with
you and paid every cent that you were supposed to receive.
I completely agree with what Dave Fuller writes about you. My life is not a 100% the way I wanted it to be. You constantly change your mind about everything. You are inconsistent. You can't get girls from Moscow, St-Petersburg or New York City. If you think, you will be happy in Eastern Europe (Poland, Lithuania or Latvia), then you are a 100% wrong. You can only hook girls from Yoshkar-Ola and Cherepovets and other provincial towns like that. You once said you suck anyone's dick for a million dollars but somehow I am sure you could do it even for USD500
becaise you look like a bum, and in Russia you are a bum. I assume your
parents help you, a fucking cocksucker financially while you instead of renting a room to live in, spend endless nigths for USD3 per night in internet
cafes in Moscow.
I am lucky I won't see you anymore and congratulate you with your Engagement with your childish girl, who is 19 years old, from the Yoshkar-Ola region.
Poor girl. I don't envy her. I guess it would be best for her to come to the USA and tell you to fuck off in couple of years. You saiid you had bought her a ring for USD 35 an engagement ring. This is probably a copper ring.
I really do not give a shit about you. You are both a mistake of nature and an abortion victim.
Bye, Wu, a dirty worthless piece of shit and stupid
filthy cocksucker.
I wish all the best in all your beginings and, please,
do not distrub me anymore. Dave Fuller's e-mails are always welcome.
Slava.
Slava’s 11 point attack on me+his combat challenge
Dear all,
For those interested, first of all, here is an example of how childish, immature, and bullyish Slava is. Here is a portion of his email where he attempts to woo my best friend Amber, and show her how manly and studly he is, by challenging me to physical combat. Wow, this goes to show how mature and mentally healthy this guy is, no better than the typical dysfunctional internet junkie who flames people all day. I’m sure it makes him look so sexy, manly, and attractive to Amber. Wooooooo!
> 11) You called me "a coward" in your previous e-mail. What did you
> mean? I
> think Wu is a coward. I am ready to meet him in a hand-to-hand
combat
> after
> work. See, if he agrees to that. You'll understand at once who the
> coward
> is. Wu is a shiftless braggart and a total flake. All Wu is good
for
> is
> writing his boring stupid updates, which is the main idea of his
life.
> Isn't it so? I guess this is a rhetorical question because the
answer
> is
> obvious.
Now here is his letter in full, which consists of a meaningless vain 11 point attack on me. The thing is, he must be madly deluded if he thinks that any of these points show me to be any less of a person. Nothing he brings up shows me to be bad or despicable. But it only goes to show how petty he is. He can’t find anything of substance to attack me on, so he nitpicks at whatever he can. This demonstrates his “hater mentality” of looking for any excuse to hate someone. Nevertheless, my response to each of his points is included below as well.
> Hi, Amber darling!
>
> Hope all is well with you and you have had a change of your heart
> today.
> That makes me think you'll be a lot nicer to me in your next letter.
>
W: Slava, if you think there is even a 0.0000001 percent chance that Amber will like you after what she knows about you, you are the most deluded insane person in the world! Let me tell you something else. Even if by some magical chance, Amber flew over to Moscow to meet you right now, she would not like your personality, character, or vibes in person at all. I can guarantee this 100 percent to you. And this would be true even if you put on your best character. The foul smell of what you really are is unmaskable, especially to one as perceptive as her.
> When I occasionally mentioned your spelling mistakes to Wu, I was not
> being
> judgemental of you. It was Wu who emphasized that when he had
> returned from
> Russia (I mean from his first visit to Russia) and started telling
you
> about
> his adventures in Russia, you had no idea which part of the world
>
> was in (according to Wu). He added it was so because you failed to
> leave
> your high school.
W: Yes I did say that Amber didn’t know where Russia was on a map when I first brought it up to her. But I didn’t say it was because of her education or dropping out of high school. It wasn’t relevant to her life up until then, so why would she know or care where it was on a map? Most Americans aren’t very good at geography anyway, cause it’s not interesting to them. But I have NEVER EVER used the derogatory words to describe her or others like you did.
Amber, I don't really (!!!!!) care why you did not
> manage
> to complete secondary education.
W: Then why did you keep asking me about it in the office, and then using nasty words to judge her intelligence and character, based on such little information? You did so on at least THREE OCCASSIONS TOO! You know you did it, I know, Amber knows, and God knows. You can’t hide from the truth Slava!
I feel you are a very kind and
> good-hearted person but let's state to the facts and return to our
> muttons:
W: Then how come last time we met and I told you how highly I regarded Amber, you kept spouting “F*** Amber!” over and over again?
>
> 1). I did not use the word "dumb" about you and I do not use it in
my
> vocabulary.
>
> 2). I do not use the following slang words Wu mentioned in your
> letter such
> as " He (Slava) said you were stupid, moronic, nimb-com poop, a
loser,
> etc.
> because you didn't finish high school, had a child out of wedlock,
etc"
>
W: Slava, you used those words and words that were much worse. Would you put your hand on the Bible and swear that you didn’t? Of course you would, cause you’re an atheist without conscience. But God knows you did so, you know you did so, I know you did so, Amber knows, and our other colleague in the office heard it all too. There is no escape Slava. Plus, you said those things at least on three occasions too!
Slava, dude, buddy, anyone who even looks at your photo and mine would know who to believe. The photo I have of you smiling (which I will scan and show to the list someday) shows you as a mischievous person, who looks a lot like the mythical “Loki” character from the Norse myths, who is always engaging in mischievous pranks and deceit. The eyes and face often manifests the true nature of the person on the inside, and in your case it’s true. No one will see an honest person in your photo. But my honesty here is not only seen on my photo, but has been well known for many years, in fact I am considered too honest.
> You said nothing in your reply about that. Why? Can you still
> believe Wu
> after that? Do you still consider him your friend? Wu used the
words
> that
> people who critisized him about his adventures had written in their
> e-mails
> to Wu. Yes or no? These slang words are: "moronic, nimb-com poop".
> I hope
> you will be smart enough to digest it and realize who is who and who
> is Wu,
> or you still want to believe Wu.
>
> 3). Wu wanted in the past to have you for a wife but for some
reasons
> nothing came off. Yes or no? Why did you turn him down? He might
> make a
> good father for Gabriel. Yes or no? Wasn't it so?
W: Oh my gosh. Slava, I never said I wanted Amber for a wife, just that I desired a romantic relationship with her before. Amber, I would not answer his question if I were you, because in asking this, he is not looking for honest answers, but for anything he can use against me. That’s the purpose of the question. The answer is none of his business anyway, and is something between me and her.
And don’t try to lie to her that you’d make a good father for Gabriel. She knows as well as everyone that you’d make a horrible father, and you are the last example that she’d want as a role model for him. She’s take me over you anyday. Who would want their child growing up with hate and the teachings from a gorilla intellect?
> The problem with you Amber that you cannot pass judgements on people.
> To
> make a judgement, one has to listen to the aguments of the two
parties
> and
> witnesses. What do you think? You'd better consult your grandfather
> about
> that since he is one the US 100 prominent corporate lawyers. I am
> 100% sure
> he will educate you about that.
>
W: She did listen to your side, and smelled the BS. Slava, you never even worked as a lawyer, so you are not in a position to comment.
> 4) I never called you "dumb" or "stupid" because of your spelling
> errors. I
> never (!!!!!) called you "dumb" or "stupid" at all.
>
W: Now I have lost all respect for you, since you are lying 100 percent, in the face of truth and all who know it. You are SCUM, big time!!!!!!!
> 5) To believe Wu or not is your personal right and not an
obligation.
> Wu
> knows your weak points and he skillfully implemented them in his
> endless
> boring updates by stating that I was saying them against you. But he
> overdid it having used the above mentioned slang words. Yes or no?
>
> 6) You wrote you'd never met Dave in person. You never met me in
person
> either but you called me "an asshole and a rude person". You made
your
> conclusions basing on Wu's lies. Do you know that Wu's life is full
> of lies
> as a collander full of holes? Yes or no? Or is it just because you
> want to
> believe him? How can you believe him? Did you live with him under
one
> roof? I advise you to spend a couple of days with him in one
building
> without leaving it and you will immediately understand me.
W: Slava, I’ve never lied or done anything wrong to you, and you know it. Amber has spent much more time with me than you have, and she knows me much better.
>
> 7) Wu calls people that he met in Moscow his friends. Did it ever
> occur to
> you if those people considered Wu their friend? Yes or no? I wish
you
> could ask those firends. Think it over.
W: Many in Moscow and other cities call ME their friend. I am not sure if I would call them friends or acquaintances as most of them would not help me in an emergency, though they are willing to hang out. In any case, I would certainly be glad to hand over to Amber or anyone my large list of contacts in Moscow so she can call them and ask about me. Most of them will not say anything negative about me. Nevertheless, I’d love to contact people on your list Slava, including those you scared away with your nastiness.
>
> 8) You write Wu "never once lied to you". Don't you Amber know from
> psycology, which you think I need to discuss with your Mom, that
every
> person lies many times during the day. This is a stated fact of
> science.
> Even you lie. You may lie to you kid, you Mom but these lies are
about
> little things (trifles). So where is the truth then?
W: I would agree that almost everyone, 99.99 percent of people, have lied sometime in their life. So what? She knows that I would not lie about this situation. Based on what you say, should we all disbelieve everything we hear from now on? She knows it is not in my nature to lie about what someone else says. And in this case, I have told the truth about you and what you said.
>
> 9) Wu says in his updates he is getting a lot of phone numbers from
> girls
> in Moscow but can you ask if these grils (I mean Muscovites and not
the
> girls who are on a visit to Moscow, that is, guests in Moscow) why
> they all
> refuse to see or date Wu. Why? Did you know that? Wu asked me
> personally
> to call them to arrange a date with them. I called them several
times
> and
> they told me they did not want to see Wu and had given him their
phone
> numbers just for fun, or they found excuses not to see Wu because
they
> were
> busy after their work and had other better things to think of.
>
W: Slava, first of all, not all of them refuse to see me. You know that I’ve gone out on many dates with these girls. Yes, some flaked out on me and wouldn’t see me or never made time, even after giving me their number. But so what? You said at the time that that’s how some girls are, and that it’s happened to you before too. But what is your point here? Just because some girls who don’t even know me, refuse to go out with me based on their superficial reasons (perhaps I’m not their taste or they are just teasers) doesn’t make me any less of a person, especially to Amber. That you hope that Amber’s opinion of me will be lowered based on this, is an insult to her intelligence. She is not like that at all, fortunately. She is wise, kind, open minded, and beautiful inside and out (and I’m not just saying that because she’s my friend, a lot of guys do hit on her in person).
And your previous comment about me not being able to get girls in Moscow, and only in small Russian cities in the province, is lame and pointless too. What were you trying to prove? Do you really think Amber is going to think less of me because big city women don’t like me, and only small town women do? Sheesh. That was an insult to her intelligence.
When I tell her about the girls that flake out on me, she usually tells me that it was their problem anyway.
> 10) I remarked in my previous e-mails toyou that I was once in the
> sauna
> with Wu. Wu was all the time in his dirty pants. After the sauna he
> was
> sweating profusely but to my amazement he did wash his body with gel
> or
> soap. Nor did he shampoo his hear. Men and women were admitted to
> this
> sauna.
W: So what? Everyone sweats in that sauna. I did rinse with a shower there, and that’s all I needed. I don’t go to those kind of places often, so I didn’t know if there was a custom of bringing soap or shampoo. I take a full shower everyday nevertheless.
Wu did not go there any more since he had save money to for
his
> trips to Yoshkar-Ola. Once I went there with my friends and Wu was
> calling
> me while I was there to ask how many naked there had been in the
> sauna. I
> told him there was only one and her body was covered with a towel. I
> felt
> that Wu got really disappointed. It clearly shows that Wu is a
> pervert and
> a voyeur. He obviously has sexual problems and needs psycological
> treatment
> from your Mom. What do you think of that, Amber? Help him with
that,
> if
> you still like to endure his presence.
>
> 11) You called me "a coward" in your previous e-mail. What did you
> mean? I
> think Wu is a coward. I am ready to meet him in a hand-to-hand
combat
> after
> work. See, if he agrees to that. You'll understand at once who the
> coward
> is. Wu is a shiftless braggart and a total flake. All Wu is good
for
> is
> writing his boring stupid updates, which is the main idea of his
life.
> Isn't it so? I guess this is a rhetorical question because the
answer
> is
> obvious.
W: Oh wow, geez. I’m sure by challenging me to a fight, you appear so manly, sexy, and attractive to Amber. Oooooooo! And so mature and mentally healthy too! Slava, it’s too bad you don’t see how childish you look. When Amber called you a coward, it was for talking bad about her behind her back. I am not a coward in that way.
>
> Amber, try to answer all these questions in this letter if not to me,
> then
> to yourself, and you'll have a pretty clear picture of Wu. I have a
> hunch
> that you trying to deceive youself. Why? You should always remain
> honest
> with yourself.
>
> I advise you, Amber, to come to Moscow and see everything in person.
> You'll
> have a chance to speak to people whom Wu thought were his friends in
> his
> opinion but not in reality.
W: Actually Slava, I have a dose of reality for you, BEFORE I came to Russia this trip, I had Amber talk to about 4 or 5 of my friends in Russia over the phone, who spoke English well. None of them said anything negative about me, and both Amber and they liked talking to each other. It was a mutual positive interaction. So again Slava, you LOSE on this point.
I promise you nobody will either touch
> you or
> do you any harm as you'll be under my personal protection. Consider
> it my
> invitation for a goodwill visit to Russia.
>
> Looking forward to hearing from you. Send my love to Gabriel.
>
> Love,
>
> Slava.
>
W: What a total devious liar and con artist. Fortunately, my best friend can see through it all. Slava, let me give it to you again. EVEN if Amber were to somehow magically come to Russia now, she would NOT like your personality, vibes, or behavior at all. I can guarantee that to you 100 percent. I know the types of people she likes and doesn’t like, and you definitely without a doubt fit into the latter category big time. So your efforts are in complete vain and foolishness.
And finally Slava, everyone here ought to see your latest short but revealing letter to me. It shows what a mature dude, full of happiness and good mental health, you are.
“Wu,
Fuck you.
Don't send me your shit you areonly good for. I am not interested in
that.
You are a total flake and you obviously need the attention. I bet, if
you
lose Amber as your friend, you'll commit suicide because you have no
friends.
Slava.”
Press release: Winston apprehended for stealing flowers!
Dear all,
During the flame wars between Fuller and I a few weeks ago, some of you may have missed or deleted the joke press release about me below that Fuller sent me on my birthday (what a nice present). Nevertheless, it's a MUST READ so I'm sending it to you all again. Not only is it funny as hell (last night me and several Aussie and British guys here in this hostel were laughing at it for hours), but even more funny is that my dad thought it was real and wrote an emergency letter to me about it. I've copied and pasted that below as well. Last night, me and these guys read the joke press release and my dad's letter over and over again word for word, in belly aching laughter. Fuller's comment about my dad's emergency letter was funny as well, and I pasted it below too, so you can see it all, and know what we were laughing about for hours last night. LOL
One Aussie in particular, an older guy who was very intellectual, articulate and inquisitive, told me that after reading all of Fuller's writings, he doesn't think that Fuller actually hates me, but probably in fact likes me, and is just having good fun with what he writes. He also explained to me that British and Australian humor was similar, and typifies a lot of dry witty sarcasm and satire. And that Fuller's style of satire was best appreciated and understood by Brits or Aussies, not by Americans, since they have a more literal sense of humor and might be more offended, finding it repulsive and distasteful, as they don't appreciate the art in it. He said that Aussies typically put down others in a dry sarcastic way as humor, but Fuller's style was more extreme than usual.
Nevertheless, though he disagreed with the content of what Fuller wrote, he admired his wittiness, skill, talent, and style, and complimented him as a gifted writer. Several other Aussie guys here said the same thing and that Fuller ought to get a job as a professional critic in some media publications they know. They were all amused and enjoyed reading Fuller's posts though, especially the faked press release about the stolen flowers.
One British guy I've been hanging out a lot with til late night, also said that the judgmental colorful words that Fuller used in that joke press release reflected the typical style of British journalists, so by their standards, the joke press release does look realistic, for that's how a real British journalist might write it.
Dave Fuller's joke press release:
YOSHKAR-OLA (AP) - Late yesterday afternoon the Yoshkar Ola Militsaya
apprehended one Winston Wu of Seattle, USA. According to the arrest
report Wu is to be charged for the sale of stolen goods and with the
theft of the flowers.
"This Wu character tried to make a few extra dollars on International
Womens Day by selling stolen flowers." Yuri Salimov, spokesperson for
the Yoshkar ola Militsaya said. Salimov continued "Usually we just
fine someone like this but because of where he stole the flowers from
we have decided to arrest him."
Although sketchy, reports claimed that Wu had been helping himself to
flowers left at a local graveyard and selling them on the street to
the locals. Wu was foiled when widow Elena Tinkalova who happened to
be passing by, recognized one of the bouquets Wu was trying to sell
as one she had placed on her deceased husbands grave early that day
and informed the local militsaya of this. "What sort of man steals
flowers from a grave" a visibly distraught Ms Tinkalova said.
When asked if he knew of the squnity eyed Wu, Salimov said "We have
heard of this Wu person. He regularly begs for alms outside the local
church and has been seen in pizza restaurants eating leftover crusts
off peoples plates."
Elaborating on Wu's crime Salimov said "Wu had been shopping around
for some cheap flowers for his childlike fiancee when he stumbled
across the local graveyard. He saw flowers in the graveyard and
helped himself to some left by a grave for his fiancee. After giving
the flowers to his fiancee he then decided to revisit the graveyard
and collect more flowers in an attempt to sell them for some money."
Wu, who has been released on bail was asked to comment on his
actions, to which an unrepentant Wu said "I do not see anything wrong
with what I did. The flowers were in the graveyard and nobody was
holding them so why cant I use them. Besides it is not like anyone
else was using them. People do it all the time where I come from so
why not here."
After hearing this an angry District Commissioner Pavel Polotsky
said "What sort of filthy lowlife steals from a graveyard. This
despicable grave robber will bear the full brunt of the law."
What my dad wrote to me when he read the above:
Dear Win,
Are you in trouble with Russian police as Dave Fuller said? What is the situation right now? I tried to call your new cell and was told it was out of service. Buy a phone card and call me. I am worry. Do you need help?
You would never get out of trouble with police through smart mouth or arguing. Admit that you are wrong and plead for forgiving. Say that you are not knowing you were breaking law. You could ask your accuser for forgiving and compensate her by buying more flowers to her late husband and hope she will drop the charge. Just do whatever you can to get out of that trouble and get out of Russia ASAP. If you are on bail, don't make the thing worse by trying to sneak out of there. Comply with them. It is not a serious crime if you handle it properly. Let me know what I can help. Call me.
Love,
Dad
Fuller's response to my dad's emergency letter:
ROTFLMFAO!! I have not stopped laughing since I read this post
Winnie. The fact your own father could not see this was purely
fictional and a joke was funny. What was even funnier though was that
he could even think for one second that his son could even do
something like this. This speaks volumes about what sort of character
you are Winnie in that your own father would not rule out the
possibility you could do something as low as steal flowers from a
graveyard.
Affectionately,
The Riddler
Press release: Winstonitis spreads in Eastern Europe!
Folks, look! I'm in the news media yet again!
MOSCOW, RUSSIA (Reuters); Health Officials in
today declared a state of emergency as a new strand of Winstonitis
reached epidemic proportions throughout Eastern Europe. The strand,
dubbed Winstonitis B has been reported as causing severe rectal rash and
uncontrollable giggling amongst its female victims and penile
shrinkage and uncontrollable urges to grope amongst men.
Apparantly a lesser strain of Winstonitis, now dubbed
Winstonitis A appeared around 3 years ago in the cities of Tula,
Cheverepots, St Petersburg, Volgograd and Yoshkar Ola with record
cases of rectal itch being reported from females from these cities.
When quizzed one common factor emerged, that being they had their arses
groped by a small disfigured asian man by the name of Winston.
When asked what caused the latest outbreak Dr Vitaly
Salinikov of the Moscow Institute for Sexual Transmitted Disease
Research attributed this outbreak to the original carrier, one Winston Wu
of Washington, USA revisiting Russia for a more prolonged period. "We
believe Winston came from the US with the disease again which
he then transmuted to his victims by groping their buttocks
with his unwashed hands. If he would have taken the time to wash his
hands after going to the toilet this whole epidemic may have been
avoided but I suppose soap was too expensive for him to afford." Salinikov
stated.
Reports have been coming in from all over Eastern
Europe and have been for 8 months now, in what the World Health
Organization describe as a tragedy of immense proportions. Worst affected
with Winstonitis B have been Yoshkar Ola, Volgograd, Irkurtz, St
Petersburg, Moscow, Chevrepots, Nizhny Novgorod and Vyborg in Russia and
Vilnius and more recently Kaunas in Lithuania. "It is not uncommon to
see large groups of young women scratching themselves uncontrollable
around the rectal area in public and giggling stupidly. It is rather
off-putting I must say. I'd like to give this Winston what for if you
know what I mean." Clive Wilson, a British sex tourist
in
angrily said as he shook his fist.
When asked about a cure Salinikov just shrugged his
shoulders and said "Hopefully the disease will cure itself like
Winstonitis A. It is good that Winston is out of Russia but some
preventative measures must be put in place for the people of Lithuania".
When quizzed about what measures Salinikov said "We are looking at
getting the authorities to force him to bathe with soap and water
and trying to enforce a law that he must wear surgical gloves when
out in public. Other than that we just have to wait for him to
leave."
At this stage authorities are still trying to locate
Wu as they piece together his potential whereabouts from his sordid sex
tales and hope to have him bathed by the end of the week.
New song lyrics composed about Winston
Oh Lord, it's sucks to be Winston
lyrics by Mac Davis and Dave Fuller
-----------------------------------
{sung to the lyrics of 'Oh Lord, it's hard to be
humble'}
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
He used to have a girlfriend
but I guess she just could'n't complete
with all of these lovestarved Russians
who keep clamouring at his feet.
Well he'll probably find another
but I guess they're all in awe of he
who cares Wu never get lonesome
cause he treasures his own company.
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
I guess you can say Wu's a loner
a asian fuckwad, obnoxious and loud
Well he could have lots of friends if he wanted
but then he wouldn't stand out from the crowd
some folks say that he's "egotistical
well he don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the
little three inch pecker in his jeans.
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
Comments about my new photo from Fuller’s chronies (funny)
--- Dave TPG <fuller_d@tpg.com.au> wrote:
> From: "Dave TPG" <fuller_d@tpg.com.au>
> To: "Winston Wu" <wwu777us@yahoo.com>, "Dave TPG"
> <fuller_d@tpg.com.au>
> CC: <estatesmos@online.ru>, <nit5@rol.ru>
> Subject: RE: Winston portrait resized
> Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 07:46:32 +1000
>
> You like to post only the few positive comments from
> the many many people
> who subscribe to you so lets see what a few of the
> RWL-Open folk had to say
> about your appearance. Personally the last one is my
> favorite. Enjoy
> Winnie...
> -----------------------------------------------
>
> Get it made into a bobble head doll or a matrushka
> and you could
> probably stay in Eastern Europe indefinitely!!
> Widiot, you're the
> spittin' image of a slant-eyed Babba Yagga. Would
> scare the bejesus
> outta any unruly kid, especially throughout the
> "Stans." Creeeeepy!
>
> But, I'll bet yer Daddy-whorebucks just loved it.
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> Your head is perfectly round, just like Charlie
> Brown's, and the
> comparison doesn't end there ...................
> And I think you
> look a lot like Brad Pitt. No wonder the women
> swoon as you walk by.
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> Winston looks like a boil on the ass of humanity. No
> wonder he posts pics
> of him kissing the ugliest girls in russia and is
> actually proud of what
> would drive most men to suicide.
>
> When he admitted to being Brads top it proved his
> bisexuality
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> Winnie,
>
> If I were you, I'd shave my ass and learn to walk
> backwards...
>
> HTH,
> Shanebilly
What Buddha said about Dave Fuller and those like him
Dear all,
Check out my dad's analogy about Buddha's description
of Dave Fuller types. It's so simple yet completely
pragmatically true, so much so that Fuller could do
nothing but lash back vainly like a wounded animal
whose true colors had been revealed in clear view. lol
You can see his response below my dad's comments, and
a follow up response from another on my list, and then my dad’s final comment.
From dad:
> > I read the comments of your photo. Ignore the
> internet bully, Dave
> > Fuller. I
> > read a line of Buddha sutra that he described 4
> kinds of people. One
> > of them
> > is the one who is like a stick. One end of the
> stick is dipped with
> > human
> > waste, the other end is on fire. He suggested not
> to touch that stick.
> > You
> > will either get dirty or get burnt. Fuller is the
> kind of person that
> > everyone should not touch.
> >
> > Good luck, love,
> > Dad
W: Even before those comments, my dad reflected and
wrote this about Dave Fuller types as well.
<<Dear Win,
The last couple of days I keep thinking about the
insensive acts of the bully. I have to get them out of
my mind because it was mentioned constantly in TV. The
sufferings caused by those bullies are tremendous,
like the Columbine in Colorado and recently in Red
Lake.
I don't know why there are so many bullies in American
schools, unlike other countries in the world that
seldomly ever a problem. Those school bullies became
internet bullies later because in the work places no
one will tolerate them. You know who I am referring
to. They have to hide behind computers. These internet
bullies usually the people who are insecured and don't
have much to show for in their life so they harrass
other internet users to compensate their lack of
confidence. It is very true that peo[ple with enough
confidence themselves usually make fun of themselves
and the insecured people make fun of others.
Unfortunately, we cann't do much about them. The bad
karma will catch up with them sooner or later. But, no
use to talk karma to them because those people usually
don't have enough conscience or wisdom to believe in
karma anyway. What do you think?>>
W: In reply, Fuller wrote this response seemingly
addressed to me, but he didn't send it to me oddly
enough, only to others.
> On Apr 16, 2005, at 3:06 PM, Dave TPG wrote:
>
> > ROTFLMFAO!!
> > Newsflash Winston. The stick is you. Have you not
> figured that out
> > yet? Have
> > you not figured out that nobody can stand to be
> around you for any
> > length of
> > time. This is why you have been such a failure in
> Russia. That is why
> > you
> > are such a failure in life. That is why you are
> despised by everyone
> > on all
> > these lists. That is why people cant stand you.
> You treat women
> > disgustingly, disrespect people and customs and
> take no accountability
> > for
> > your filthy disgusting life. As for your father he
> is without a doubt
> > one of
> > the worlds most stupid people. This is obvious by
> the way he bought
> > you up.
> > He has raised an egotistical greedy dysfunctional
> selfish little
> > creep. Any
> > father that would be proud of a son who cheats on
> his fiancee, begs
> > off the
> > internet and begs off his own father to fund his
> obsession for hookers.
> > Enjoy your life of misery Wu. You will forever be
> alone and you can
> > blame
> > your father in part for this due to the poor way
> he bought you up. The
> > real
> > human waste is your father and your are just a
> fucked up genetic
> > by-product
> > from him. He is responsible for creating you and
> for your upbringing.
> > He is
> > the reason you are what you are Winnie and trust
> me, you are one
> > despicable
> > must despised piece of human garbage and hundreds,
> if not thousands,
> > think
> > this way of you.
> >
W: In a rage of disgust, a friend on my list wrote
this in response, in all brutal honesty and sincerity,
with a tone of righteous indignation.
> Winston,
>
> I've been disgusted from what Dave 'fuckwad ass
> fooler' wrote about
> your dad.
> It's outrageous. Now he's not only insulting and
> swearing on you but an
> elderly
> man too. Dave has a serious problem with his own
> upbringing. This much
> he has
> proved by his recent letter. Anybody who would curse
> somebody's parents
> without
> even knowing or seeing them seriously lacks any
> moral, ethical,
> cultural or even
> decent human upbringing. He must belong to a
> destitute family devoid of
> any values.
> And finally he's got so much shit in him that its
> coming out of his ass
> and mouth all
> at the same time!!
> On the other hand, you should not have forwarded him
> your father's
> letter. He had to react the way he is made to!
>
W: And my dad’s response to Fuller’s outrage whine was this.
“Dear Win,
I didn't anticipate my email will generate such turbulance. Please stop here
before you upset other nice people in your list.
As to Fuller's response, I am not surprised. Like an old Chinese saying
"You don't expect ivory grows out of dog mouth".
Have fun in Poland. If you get the opportunity to stay in a Buddhist center in
Warsaw, try to participate their activities. You could learn something from
them. Good luck, love,
Dad”
From: exitrow007 <exitrow007@yahoo.com>
To: WWu777@aol.com
Sent: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 12:02:15 -0000
Subject: Fuck you Winston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you, Winston, you moon-pie faced little
puke! Dave is RIGHT
about you, and so are many, many, many others
who can't stand you.
You are absolutely pathetic, and MANY of us know
exactly why the
entire countries of U.S. and Russia rejected you
(soon to be joined
by the other countries you've visited).
You are a little boy,
desperate for attention, desperate to touch
girls' butts. What an
asshole you are. We are SICK to death of
your spamming every list
out there with your sad crap! YOU lose,
because you ARE a
loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: weazmasterflash <weazmasterflash@yahoo.com>
To: WWu777@aol.com
Sent: Sat, 14 May 2005 01:01:03 -0000
Subject: Top Ten Ways Winnie Should Have Responded
--- In RWL-Open@yahoogroups.com, "weazmasterflash"
<weazmasterflash@y...> wrote:
> --- In RWL-Open@yahoogroups.com, WWu777@a... wrote:
>
> > Then one of them pointed at me and
staunchly said, "I just want
to
> >know why he's in my country!"
Top Ten Ways Winnie SHOULD Have Responded...
#10 "Don't make me BUS'-a-cap in 'yo
ass, be-otch!"
#9 "Don't worry, once I leave
your women will appreciate you a
helluva lot more!"
#8 "I'm here rating your
park-benches and 24-hour Internet cafes
for 'Penniless Merry Wanderer' magazine..."
#7 "Me so HOR-NY, Me ruv you
rong time big boy!"
#6 "You see these
bruises? I'm here shooting the new Jackie Chan
movie as a stunt-double in: 'Crouching Weasel,
Hidden Trouser Trout!'"
#5 "I'm here to see what all the
fuss is about these dickless, burr-
head assholes I keep hearing about..."
#4 "Winston Wu, codename: 'Sum
Ting Wong' - The weasel is in the
henhouse...I repeat, the weasel is in the
henhouse..."
#3 "I'll leave as soon as I can
bum enough for bus fare to
Bratislava..."
#2 "Winnie's the name,
professional 'victim' and whining-about-it
on the Internet's my game..."
And, The #1 Way Winnie SHOULD Have Responded...
#1 "There's NO time for that
shit now, take me to your skank-ho's,
MAN!!!"
From: "Dave TPG"
<fuller_d@tpg.com.au>
To: WWu777@aol.com
CC: RWL-Open@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Poor Marina, I pity this girl and
the crap she will have to endure
Date: Sun, 29 May 2005 12:38:36 +1000
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<<< I'm home, need feedback
on Marina's photos >>>
Like every other woman in russia and the rest of
the world, she is more than what a worthless sack of shit like you deserves. I
cant wait to read how you f*ck this relationship up, like every other
relationship beforehand. You are filth Wu. Pure unadulterated filth.
<<< the US seems and feels
like a giant machine unaware and oblivious to anything outside its
existence, >>>
Kind of like a particular brainless twit bumbling
around russia, insulting and disrespecting all who have the misfortune to cross
his path and completely obl;ivious to the obvious cultural difference.
<<< Anyway, I was wondering anyone could tell me
what vibes they get from the photos of Marina that I sent out in the prequel
update. Here are the links again. Let me know what vibes you all
get. >>>
The vibe is get is she is naive and in for a rude
shock when you eventually cheat on her. She is way to good looking for an ugly
creep like you as well.
<<< cause it's a total waste
and shame to a man to pay for a girl to go home if she's not going to his home
or taking him with her, and it's a total act of leeching on the girl's part
which is a disgrace to the man's pride. >>>
Oh please. Tell me BTW, is your friend single?
Wouldn't be surprised to find that out. Proper etiquette says if you invite a
woman somewhere then you offer to pay her way home. You invited her out, she
took time out of her day to visit you and how do you repay her? You refuse to pay
a mere 50 roubles for her to get home. I suggest you look up etiquette in a
dictionary because you have none.
<<< b) I didn't even
have 1400 roubles in my pocket at the time. So what did you expect me to
do Brad and cronies? Pull out 1400 roubles from my hat magically?
lol Why don't you guys pay for it? Cause you're cheapskates
too? Well?! You have a right to call me cheap for any reason you
make up, so don't I? PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATE BASTARDS! YOU MISERLY
SCROOGES! Or admit you are poor and on a budget too! >>>
LOL. You are a bum Winston. What a cretin like
you does not realise is that most of the people who have criticized you in this
regard would have no problems spending this money, or have even gone through
this situation and bought the jeans for their fiancee's/wives. The difference
between them and you are they have shown they can look after a woman and her
needs and as such are in relationships with a future. As for you, well you cant
even look after yourself without daddy having to bail you out....
<<< I did NOT come to Russia to be everyone's sugar
daddy and Santa Claus! >>>
LOL! You are