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Dave
Fuller: My Arch
Enemy
and Nemesis
His funniest, wittiest, and
meanest
rants, press-releases, poems, songs, and photos against me
Updated
“He
hates everyone and everyone hates him”
– A source in
Something
to consider .. and my own Master has revealed the
truth of this for me.
.... Whenever we perceive a
flaw or a "problem" with another being? THAT very flaw
actually
LIVES WITHIN our very own BEing.
What
is happening is... that other "individual"
( who is nor really separate from you but VERY
connected at the sub atomic level of Consciousness) is acting as a MIRROR for
us.
People REFLECT BACK to us what our own issues are.
IF... we did not have any issues about
.. say ... BEING CHEATED, as our OWN INNER issue ... then it
would
literally be IMPOSSIBLE to recognize that perceived "flaw" in others.
AND
.. if it keeps coming up?
Guess what? We have yet to successfully concur
that issue which is very alive within ourselves.
-
FaithRada, a mystic on
my list
"It is not the
critic who counts; not the man who
points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds
could have done
them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the
arena, whose
face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who
errs,
who comes short again and again, because
there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who
does
actually strive to
do the deeds; who
knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a
worthy
cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high
achievement, and
who at the worst, if he fails, at least
fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never
be with those
cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
- Teddy
Roosevelt
"Some people aren't after
logical things like money. Some people just want to watch the world burn."
- Alfred The Butler in the Batman
movie Dark Knight
(Note:
For eloquent comments about my enemies, see the bottom of
this page)
Introduction
This page is dedicated to my arch
enemy and
nemesis Dave Fuller of
He is now
chief moderator of my online hate
group WooWeasel. If
you love to hate others and if you feed off negativity and wish to
waste time, you can join it by going to this link and clicking
“Join Group”:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wooweasel/
Now, you might wonder WHY I am hated by some and why there is a hate forum out there directed at me. Well your guess is as good as mine. I NEVER EVER wronged any of those guys on my hate group. Hence, they have no logical or legitimate reason to hate me. But nonetheless, “hate” is an illogical emotion anyway, highly personal and subjective. They seem to feed off of hate, as those with dysfunctional emotional imbalances, character flaws and psychoses do. Simply, they are “bullies” who have picked me as a target for one reason or another, especially since I’ve exposed myself with almost total honesty in my writings and adventures. And in my book, anyone who hates someone they never met and who never wronged them, has got some serious issues and problems. They are the kind of people that healthy sane people best stay away from.
Nevertheless, I think it can be
argued that when one
achieves a status where one is regarded as a hero by
some, and hated by
others, that that
person has achieved SIGNIFICANCE.
Who is Dave Fuller?
As
far as
I know, he is a big tall man in his 30’s from
Fuller first heard about me through one of the many Yahoo group email lists for men seeking love or marriage in Russia/Ukraine. Since then, he’s targeted me as well as several others he finds easy targets. The group he most often posts on is at RWL-Open@yahoogroups.com, an unmoderated no holds barred forum used mostly for flame wars. He also posts on the Talk Lounge forum discussion board at www.waytorussia.net under user name “kiwiguy_os”. Though he had his own website before, he later took it down, perhaps out of shame. The only photo I have of him is the one above, which he uses for his avatar at waytorussia.net. As you can see in it, he sort of has a mischievous face and grin.
And in fact, I would give him the “best hater” award, for he has definitely earned it.
As for his possible motivations, I can only speculate. I surmise that he is probably a bully in need of a target to morbidly boost his own ego. Perhaps as a child, he got used to bullying other kids who were weak and easy targets for him, but as an adult when he no longer could do that, he used the internet to do it instead. He is definitely a hater, seeing the worst in everyone, even if it’s not there, exercising extremely selective perception. As someone who met him told me, “He hates everyone and everyone hates him.” It even gets to the point where he sees only what he wants to see, as he often twists facts, and uses partial truths against his targets like me. Fuller has had a constant propensity to get facts mixed up to his advantage, which has given me a trifling time in correcting his mistakes. For instance, when I said that I spent a few weeks in a rehab center, he went on to say that I spent most of my teenage years there. He can also use deceit to weasel his way out of things. For example, when I first quoted the above comment about him hating everyone, he accused me of fabricating my source. Yet, when I revealed the source to him in private, he suddenly claimed that he was 95 percent sure that that was my source. Obviously, one of those statements must be a lie.
In either case, some of my readers have remarked in disbelief that Fuller could not be a real person, for real life people would not do what he does, and that he seems “larger than life”. My dad described Fuller as one of the types of people that Buddha said not to touch, for “Some people are like a stick. On one end is fire and on the other is human waste. If you touch it, you will either get burnt or dirty. So better not to touch it at all.” Perhaps he is right, for that describes him very well. In spite of this though, he is interesting and never boring.
Though Fuller claims to utterly despise me, calling me the worst filth that exists, I conclude that such is not possible, for if he really hated me, he would ignore my emails and posts, not spend so much time and energy on me. Obviously, he finds me to be of high entertainment value, and therefore could not harbor hate against me, for those two emotions would conflict. Therefore, I conclude that he either likes me in actuality, gets some kind of morbid entertainment out of me, or somehow has a dysfunctional addiction toward me. Whatever the case, he is definitely an enigma.
Here now are his wittiest, meanest and most vicious anti-Winston works.
The
Anti-Winston Works of Dave Fuller
From: "Dave Fuller" <russianlists@iprimus.com.au> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: estatesmos@online.ru, wwu777us@yahoo.com
Subject: Wu, what a fucking loser
Date: Thu,
<<< 1. She is kind of simple minded, and seems incapable of being
analytical, skeptical, or examining anything. >>>
Obviously. These are pre-requesites for any woman who spends an
inordinate amount of time with you.
<<< Most women do by asking me questions about myself, my life, my
goals/plans, personality, beliefs, etc. but she never does for some
reason. >>>
It's because she can see you are a loser already, but still you are a
ticket to a better way of life for her. Your her green card dipshit.
<<< 2. One of the things she dislikes about herself is that she is
too giving to others. She said that she always expends too much
energy for others and not for herself, neglecting her own needs. >>>
Figures with a parasite and user like yourself bludging off her.
<<< She says that others often take advantage of that, which is not
surprising given that many Russians strongly prefer taking over
giving. >>>
Very much like you prefer taking as well Winnie taking advantage of
free accommodation, food etc
<<< 3. Another issue is in regards to sex (not that I like talking
about this openly, but hey). >>>
ROTFLMAO!! You talk about and sell pictures and videos in your crappy
video collection of sex you idiot. How more open can you be?
<<< In short, she isnt much into sex. In fact, she is ashamed and
unwilling to even discuss anything related to sex. >>>
Considering she is with a 3 inch endowed casanova like yourself with
known erection problems this is surprising.
<<< She will not even say the word sex if I ask her to. Ive never
met a Russian girl like that before. >>>
Maybe thats because she isn't your run of the mill hooker or slut
that you usually associate yourself with Wu.
<<< Perhaps she has either prudish inhibitions, isnt interested much
in sex or me, or lacks experience. I dont know, but she never
initiates it, only I do. >>>
HaHaHaHaHa. She cant stand you Wu. She finds you physically
repulsive. This is why. No sexual chemistry whatsoever and given your
laughable endowment I doubt very much you can give her any pleasure.
<<< What do you all think? Are these bad qualities that I should be
worried about? >>>
I think you have no sexual chemistry whatsoever little Wu. By the
sounds of it you have to beg for sex and any romantic advances are
made from you to her and not vice versa. As much as you may think she
is being prudish I am sure if she found someone she was sexually and
physically attracted to she would not be so prudish. Have a look in
the mirror Wu. You are FUGLY. You are ugly, poor, sleazy and dress
like a bum. You probably make the poor girl vomit with your ugly
rotund head, squinty little eyes, non stop yabbering mouth and fat
little bread filled belly.
Press release: Winston apprehended for stealing flowers!
Dear all,
During the flame wars between Fuller and I a few weeks ago, some of you may have missed or deleted the joke press release about me below that Fuller sent me on my birthday (what a nice present). Nevertheless, it's a MUST READ so I'm sending it to you all again. Not only is it funny as hell (last night me and several Aussie and British guys here in this hostel were laughing at it for hours), but even more funny is that my dad thought it was real and wrote an emergency letter to me about it. I've copied and pasted that below as well. Last night, me and these guys read the joke press release and my dad's letter over and over again word for word, in belly aching laughter. Fuller's comment about my dad's emergency letter was funny as well, and I pasted it below too, so you can see it all, and know what we were laughing about for hours last night. LOL
One Aussie in particular, an older guy who was very intellectual, articulate and inquisitive, told me that after reading all of Fuller's writings, he doesn't think that Fuller actually hates me, but probably in fact likes me, and is just having good fun with what he writes. He also explained to me that British and Australian humor was similar, and typifies a lot of dry witty sarcasm and satire. And that Fuller's style of satire was best appreciated and understood by Brits or Aussies, not by Americans, since they have a more literal sense of humor and might be more offended, finding it repulsive and distasteful, as they don't appreciate the art in it. He said that Aussies typically put down others in a dry sarcastic way as humor, but Fuller's style was more extreme than usual.
Nevertheless, though he disagreed with the content of what Fuller wrote, he admired his wittiness, skill, talent, and style, and complimented him as a gifted writer. Several other Aussie guys here said the same thing and that Fuller ought to get a job as a professional critic in some media publications they know. They were all amused and enjoyed reading Fuller's posts though, especially the faked press release about the stolen flowers.
One British guy I've been hanging out a lot with til late night, also said that the judgmental colorful words that Fuller used in that joke press release reflected the typical style of British journalists, so by their standards, the joke press release does look realistic, for that's how a real British journalist might write it.
Dave Fuller's joke press release:
apprehended
one Winston Wu of
report
Wu is to be charged for the sale of stolen goods and with the
theft
of the flowers.
"This
Wu character tried to make a few extra dollars on International
Womens
Day by selling stolen flowers." Yuri Salimov, spokesperson for
the
Yoshkar ola Militsaya said. Salimov continued "Usually we just
fine
someone like this but because of where he stole the flowers from
we
have
decided to arrest him."
Although
sketchy, reports claimed that Wu had been helping himself to
flowers
left at a local graveyard and selling them on the street to
the
locals. Wu was foiled when widow Elena Tinkalova who happened to
be
passing by, recognized one of the bouquets Wu was trying to sell
as
one
she had placed on her deceased husbands grave early that day
and
informed the local militsaya of this. "What sort of man steals
flowers
from a grave" a visibly distraught Ms Tinkalova said.
When
asked if he knew of the squnity eyed Wu, Salimov said "We have
heard
of this Wu person. He regularly begs for alms outside the local
church
and has been seen in pizza restaurants eating leftover crusts
off
peoples plates."
Elaborating
on Wu's crime Salimov said "Wu had been shopping around
for
some cheap flowers for his childlike fiancee when he stumbled
across
the local graveyard. He saw flowers in the graveyard and
helped
himself to some left by a grave for his fiancee. After giving
the
flowers to his fiancee he then decided to revisit the graveyard
and
collect more flowers in an attempt to sell them for some money."
Wu,
who
has been released on bail was asked to comment on his
actions,
to which an unrepentant Wu said "I do not see anything wrong
with
what I did. The flowers were in the graveyard and nobody was
holding
them so why cant I use them. Besides it is not like anyone
else
was using them. People do it all the time where I come from so
why
not
here."
After
hearing this an angry District Commissioner Pavel Polotsky
said
"What sort of filthy lowlife steals from a graveyard. This
despicable
grave robber will bear the full brunt of the law."
What
my
dad wrote to me when he read the above:
Dear
Win,
Are
you
in trouble with Russian police as Dave Fuller said? What is the
situation right
now? I tried to call your new cell and was told it was out of service.
Buy a
phone card and call me. I am worry. Do you need help?
You
would never get out of trouble with police through smart mouth or
arguing.
Admit that you are wrong and plead for forgiving. Say that you are not
knowing
you were breaking law. You could ask your accuser for forgiving and
compensate
her by buying more flowers to her late husband and hope she will drop
the
charge. Just do whatever you can to get out of that trouble and get out
of
Russia ASAP. If you are on bail, don't make the thing worse by trying
to sneak
out of there. Comply with them. It is not a serious crime if you handle
it
properly. Let me know what I can help. Call me.
Love,
Dad
Fuller's
response to my dad's emergency letter:
ROTFLMFAO!!
I have not stopped laughing since I read this post
Winnie.
The fact your own father could not see this was purely
fictional
and a joke was funny. What was even funnier though was that
he
could even think for one second that his son could even do
something
like this. This speaks volumes about what sort of character
you
are
Winnie in that your own father would not rule out the
possibility
you could do something as low as steal flowers from a
graveyard.
Affectionately,
The
Riddler
Press
release: Winstonitis spreads in
Folks,
look! I'm in the
news media yet again!
today
declared a state of emergency as a new strand of
Winstonitis
reached
epidemic proportions throughout
dubbed
Winstonitis B has been reported as causing severe rectal
rash and
uncontrollable
giggling amongst its female victims and penile
shrinkage
and uncontrollable urges to grope amongst men.
Apparantly
a lesser strain of Winstonitis, now dubbed
Winstonitis
A appeared around 3 years ago in the cities of
Cheverepots,
cases
of rectal itch being reported from females from these
cities.
When
quizzed one common factor emerged, that being they had their
arses
groped
by a small disfigured asian man by the name of Winston.
When
asked what caused the latest outbreak Dr Vitaly
Salinikov
of the Moscow Institute for Sexual Transmitted Disease
Research
attributed this outbreak to the original carrier, one
Winston Wu
of
believe
Winston came from the
he
then transmuted to his victims by groping their buttocks
with
his unwashed hands. If he would have taken the time to wash
his
hands
after going to the toilet this whole epidemic may have been
avoided
but I suppose soap was too expensive for him to
afford." Salinikov
stated.
Reports
have been coming in from all over Eastern
Organization
describe as a tragedy of immense proportions. Worst
affected
with
Winstonitis B have been Yoshkar Ola,
see
large groups of young women scratching themselves
uncontrollable
around
the rectal area in public and giggling stupidly. It is
rather
off-putting
I must say. I'd like to give this Winston what for if
you
know
what I mean." Clive Wilson, a British sex tourist in
angrily
said as he shook his fist.
When
asked about a cure Salinikov just shrugged his
shoulders
and said "Hopefully the disease will cure itself
like
Winstonitis
A. It is good that Winston is out of
preventative
measures must be put in place for the people of
When
quizzed about what measures Salinikov said "We are
looking at
getting
the authorities to force him to bathe with soap and water
and
trying to enforce a law that he must wear surgical gloves
when
out
in public. Other than that we just have to wait for him to
leave."
At
this stage authorities are still trying to locate
Wu
as they piece together his potential whereabouts from his
sordid sex
tales
and hope to have him bathed by the end of the week.
New
song lyrics composed about Winston
Oh
Lord, it's sucks to be Winston
lyrics
by Mac Davis and Dave Fuller
-----------------------------------
{sung
to the lyrics of 'Oh Lord, it's hard to be
humble'}
Oh
Lord it's easy to be humble
when
you're Winston in every way.
He
can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos
he gets uglier looking each day
to
know him is to hate him
He's
one pitiful excuse for a man.
O
Lord it's easy to be humble
when
Wu screws up as best he can.
He
used to have a girlfriend
but
I guess she just could'n't complete
with
all of these lovestarved Russians
who
keep clamouring at his feet.
Well
he'll probably find another
but
I guess they're all in awe of he
who
cares Wu never get lonesome
cause
he treasures his own company.
Oh
Lord it's easy to be humble
when
you're Winston in every way.
He
can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos
he gets uglier looking each day
to
know him is to hate him
He's
one pitiful excuse for a man.
O
Lord it's easy to be humble
when
Wu screws up as best he can.
I
guess you can say Wu's a loner
a
asian fuckwad, obnoxious and loud
Well
he could have lots of friends if he wanted
but
then he wouldn't stand out from the crowd
some
folks say that he's "egotistical
well
he don't even know what that means
I
guess it has something to do with the
little
three inch pecker in his jeans.
Oh
Lord it's easy to be humble
when
you're Winston in every way.
He
can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos
he gets uglier looking each day
to
know him is to hate him
He's
one pitiful excuse for a man.
O
Lord it's easy to be humble
when
Wu screws up as best he can.
What
Buddha said about Dave Fuller and those like him
Dear
all,
Check
out my dad's analogy about Buddha's description
of
Dave Fuller types. It's
so simple yet completely
pragmatically
true, so much so that Fuller could do
nothing
but lash back vainly like a wounded animal
whose
true colors had been revealed in clear view. lol
You can see his response
below my dad's comments, and
a
follow up response from another on my list, and then my dad’s
final comment.
From
dad:
>
> I read the comments of your photo. Ignore the
>
internet bully, Dave
>
> Fuller. I
>
> read a line of Buddha sutra that he described 4
>
kinds of people. One
>
> of them
>
> is the one who is like a stick. One end of the
>
stick is dipped with
>
> human
>
> waste, the other end is on fire. He suggested not
>
to touch that stick.
>
> You
>
> will either get dirty or get burnt. Fuller is the
>
kind of person that
>
> everyone should not touch.
>
>
>
> Good luck, love,
>
> Dad
W: Even before those
comments, my dad reflected and
wrote
this about Dave Fuller types as well.
<<Dear
Win,
The
last couple of days I keep thinking about the
insensive
acts of the bully. I have to get them out of
my
mind because it was mentioned constantly in TV. The
sufferings
caused by those bullies are tremendous,
like
the Columbine in
I
don't know why there are so many bullies in American
schools,
unlike other countries in the world that
seldomly
ever a problem. Those school bullies became
internet
bullies later because in the work places no
one
will tolerate them. You know who I am referring
to.
They have to hide behind computers. These internet
bullies
usually the people who are insecured and don't
have
much to show for in their life so they harrass
other
internet users to compensate their lack of
confidence. It is very true
that peo[ple with enough
confidence
themselves usually make fun of themselves
and
the insecured people make fun of others.
Unfortunately,
we cann't do much about them. The bad
karma
will catch up with them sooner or later. But, no
use
to talk karma to them because those people usually
don't
have enough conscience or wisdom to believe in
karma
anyway. What do you think?>>
W: In reply, Fuller wrote
this response seemingly
addressed
to me, but he didn't send it to me oddly
enough,
only to others.
>
On
>
>
> ROTFLMFAO!!
>
> Newsflash Winston. The stick is you. Have you not
>
figured that out
>
> yet? Have
>
> you not figured out that nobody can stand to be
>
around you for any
>
> length of
>
> time. This is why you have been such a failure in
>
>
> you
>
> are such a failure in life. That is why you are
>
despised by everyone
>
> on all
>
> these lists. That is why people cant stand you.
>
You treat women
>
> disgustingly, disrespect people and customs and
>
take no accountability
>
> for
>
> your filthy disgusting life. As for your father he
>
is without a doubt
>
> one of
>
> the worlds most stupid people. This is obvious by
>
the way he bought
>
> you up.
>
> He has raised an egotistical greedy dysfunctional
>
selfish little
>
> creep. Any
>
> father that would be proud of a son who cheats on
>
his fiancee, begs
>
> off the
>
> internet and begs off his own father to fund his
>
obsession for hookers.
>
> Enjoy your life of misery Wu. You will forever be
>
alone and you can
>
> blame
>
> your father in part for this due to the poor way
>
he bought you up. The
>
> real
>
> human waste is your father and your are just a
>
fucked up genetic
>
> by-product
>
> from him. He is responsible for creating you and
>
for your upbringing.
>
> He is
>
> the reason you are what you are Winnie and trust
>
me, you are one
>
> despicable
>
> must despised piece of human garbage and hundreds,
>
if not thousands,
>
> think
>
> this way of you.
>
>
W: In a rage of disgust, a
friend on my list wrote
this
in response, in all brutal honesty and sincerity,
with
a tone of righteous indignation.
>
Winston,
>
>
I've been disgusted from what Dave 'fuckwad ass
>
fooler' wrote about
>
your dad.
>
It's outrageous. Now he's not only insulting and
>
swearing on you but an
>
elderly
>
man too. Dave has a serious problem with his own
>
upbringing. This much
>
he has
>
proved by his recent letter. Anybody who would curse
>
somebody's parents
>
without
>
even knowing or seeing them seriously lacks any
>
moral, ethical,
>
cultural or even
>
decent human upbringing. He must belong to a
>
destitute family devoid of
>
any values.
>
And finally he's got so much shit in him that its
>
coming out of his ass
>
and mouth all
>
at the same time!!
>
On the other hand, you should not have forwarded him
>
your father's
>
letter. He had to react the way he is made to!
>
W: And my dad’s
response
to Fuller’s outrage whine was this.
“Dear
Win,
I didn't anticipate my email will generate such turbulance. Please stop
here
before you upset other nice people in your list.
As to Fuller's response, I am not surprised. Like an old Chinese saying
"You don't expect ivory grows out of dog mouth".
Have fun in
Dad”
From:
"Dave TPG" <fuller_d@tpg.com.au>
To:
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<<< I'm
home, need feedback
on
Like
every other woman in
<<< the
Kind
of like a particular brainless twit bumbling
around russia, insulting and disrespecting all who have the misfortune
to cross
his path and completely obl;ivious to the obvious cultural difference.
<<< Anyway,
I was wondering anyone could tell me
what vibes they get from the photos of
The
vibe is get is she is naive and in for a rude
shock when you eventually cheat on her. She is way to good looking for
an ugly
creep like you as well.
<<< cause
it's a total waste
and shame to a man to pay for a girl to go home if she's not going to
his home
or taking him with her, and it's a total act of leeching on the girl's
part
which is a disgrace to the man's pride. >>>
Oh
please. Tell me BTW, is your friend single?
Wouldn't be surprised to find that out. Proper etiquette says if you
invite a woman
somewhere then you offer to pay her way home. You invited her out, she
took
time out of her day to visit you and how do you repay her? You refuse
to pay a
mere 50 roubles for her to get home. I suggest you look up etiquette in
a
dictionary because you have none.
<<< b)
I didn't even
have 1400 roubles in my pocket at the time. So what did you
expect me to
do Brad and cronies? Pull out 1400 roubles from my hat
magically?
lol Why don't you guys pay for it? Cause you're
cheapskates too?
Well?! You have a right to call me cheap for any reason you
make up, so
don't I? PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATE BASTARDS! YOU
MISERLY
SCROOGES! Or admit you are poor and on a budget too!
>>>
LOL.
You are a bum Winston. What a cretin like
you does not realise is that most of the people who have criticized you
in this
regard would have no problems spending this money, or have even gone
through
this situation and bought the jeans for their fiancee's/wives. The
difference
between them and you are they have shown they can look after a woman
and her
needs and as such are in relationships with a future. As for you, well
you cant
even look after yourself without daddy having to bail you out....
<<<
I
did NOT come to
LOL!
You are anything but a suar daddy or santa
claus you penny pinching little creep. The only time you ever opened up
your
wallet was to buy hookers. You are nothing but a cheap nasty sex
tourist,
posing as a potential spouse to get free sex. You are filth Wu, PURE
FILTH!
<<< And
don't even try to
use the copout that Russian women have a right to leech off people or
not pay
because they are poor. >>>
And
this is why you are single and will never
find anyone in
<<<
Furthermore,
women in
There
are women in every country who will take
advantage of you and there are good women in every country as well.
Having the
common sense to weed out the good from the bad and treating the good
ones well
you you find them is what seperates everyone from you Wu.
<<< "Hi
Winston:
I just want to tell you that I loved reading this story you wrote. I
was glued
to it although it was very long. I thought Alina was definitely in the
wrong
for being so inconsiderate. and you did right by ending the
relationship. It
was really kind of hopeless situation and you saw no need in prolonging
something that was painful............" >>>
This
is without a doubt a brainless comment from
a complete scumbag who fully endorses infidelity. Alina was definitely
wrong?
Why, because she was upset you cheated on her. Shame on her for not
embracing
your infidelity
<<< "Dear
Win,
A zen master is not someone who has no opion about the mundane things
happen
around him and not concerning about them and not everything is okay, no
problem. A zen master is someone who is fully aware of things happened
around
him and is very clear about what is right and wrong. He just doesn't
associate
himself with them. He will do whatever necessary and not be afftected
of the
outcomes. I don't think Alina is in that catagory. She is probably has
good
nature and was caught up with some personal difficulties and could not
deal
it. >>>
And
your pitiful son is definitely nowhere near this.
He adopts nothing of zen philosophy and fails to know right from wrong.
<<< I
feel you should have
paid the taxi fare for Janna. You should always weight the pro and con.
By not
paying the taxi fare, you destroyed the friendship and both you and
Janna felt
bad. It is not worthy to do that. For 50 rubbers? You stood up your
principle
for trivia stuff. Same situation goes to the flat rent. You should have
just
paid the total rent. Like you said, Alina has no money and you put the
burden
on her sister who is good to you and has financial problem as well. You
have
right to be angry, but you are also quilty of your acts before that
(secrect
update?). And it is not very nice to ask both Alina and Marina to see
you off.
It is very unconsiderated to Alina. >>>
Hilarious.
Your own dad reckons you where wrong
in your behaviour. Will you take his advice or disregard him as another
freak ROTFLMAO!!
From: "Dave TPG" <fuller_d@tpg.com.au>
To: WWu777@aol.com
Subject: Classic Wu: Part One
Date:
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Welcome to Classic Wu, a series dedicated to the wacky antics and
downright bizarre and misguided behaviours of Winston Wu. This first
part will look at some vintage Wu
from his trip to
half years ago and some of the more colourful and amusing experiences
as described by Wu himself. Enjoy...
Wu resourcefulness in finding a free feed
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When we came back, the tall hot blonde had left but left a plate full
of leftover pizza crusts (I never understood why people did that
since it was my favorite part). Since I didn't mind eating the
leftovers from a totally hot babe, I took some of her leftover pizza
crusts and ate them (hell yeah, since I would exchange saliva and
fluids with her anyday, what's wrong with eating her leftover pizza
crusts?). Julia and Elena looked at me shockingly and then Julia
called me "durak" (fool) again.
Wu on having to pay $10 to enter the Hermitage
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I was hoping to try to get the local fare. When we got to the ticket
office, they automatically charged me the foreign fare of $10 rather
than the local fare of $2. It was so unfair.
Wu proposing to Katya after meeting her for 5 minutes
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During this conversation, I thought to myself "Winston are you nuts?
You just asked a girl you've only known a few minutes and paid to
kiss, to marry you?! What do you think you're doing?" Oh well, why
not try? If there's even a remote chance..........
Wu discussing career opportunities with fiancee Katya the same day
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Then we talked about the
opportunities available for her in
the
and what Katya liked to do. I learned that she likes waitressing and
stripteasing.
Wu generousity (note: This is with his fiancee at the time)
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So we went into the living room and negotiated what was about to take
place. Eventually we agreed on 50 dollars for 15 minutes of topless
French kissing, and one photo of the action taken by Elena with my
camera.
(W: Correction. That had to do with Julia, my fiancee’s friend who introduced me to her.)
Wu the shrewd negotiator (same evening as Wu generousity)
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At this time, I wished so badly that I had broken up that 50 dollar
bill beforehand! The next deal we negotiated was for her to do a
striptease for me for 10 minutes, followed by another 10 minute
makeout again, and then a 5 minute hand job, along with another photo
taken of it, for the same price.
Wu on McDonalds
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I explained to the three of them that
in the
McDonald's on a date would insult her, and it was considered a low
class meal there. But of course, the McDonald's here tasted better
than in the
Wu on paying $4 for 2 Ice Creams
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When the check came, I looked at it and was shocked that both ice
creams cost 20 grivnas altogether! I couldn't believe it and asked
if there was some mistake. (Please note: Although 20 grivnas is about
4 dollars and for two ice creams in a
cafe in the
normal price, you have to understand something. Normally I am not
that stingy and in the
for two ice creams, but you have to understand that for the last 6
weeks here I was used to paying for cheap prices for things.
Winnie gets duped by fiancee Katya
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After a while, we went back to the table and Yanis said everyone
wanted to call it a night. When the check came, Yanis gave it to me
and said that he was out of cash and that if I could pay with my
credit card, he would reimburse me tomorrow on top of the 1500
roubles he already owes me. I said ok, and he said that he now owed
me about 3000 roubles, which was about a hundred dollars. Before we
left, Yanis and I went to the restroom together. Inside, he hinted
to me that he needed the 200 dollars cash that Katya returned to me,
to give to Julia as a present for having sex with him tonight. I
understood what he was signaling to me, so since he had already
gained my trust, I gave it to him. He now said he would give me back
100+200=300 dollars tomorrow,
Wu has a moment of clarity after being duped
--------------------------------------------
How am I going to explain this to people, I thought. How am I going
to explain that MY OWN GIRLFRIEND HELPED A MAN WE JUST MET SWINDLE
500 DOLLARS FROM ME, SO HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH HER USING MY
MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Wu's behaviour being described by a lady called Vika
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I have never met a men behaving like you. Our men (Latvian and
Russian) would never buy an ice-cream or milk-shake in McDonalds for
themselves (like you did) and let their friend to walk near and smack
her lips. If you don't want to buy an ice-cream for your female
friend, then you shouldn't buy it for yourself. It's our custom! And
it's very unbeautiful. Never do that
any more when you're in
May be you didn't know about it, but now I told you and you know.
Wu calls Vika stingy for not buying him meals
---------------------------------------------
The girl Gulechka in Kazan, and the St. Petersburg Katya both paid
for me sometimes. They bought me meals and snacks occassionally, even
though I told them not to. So they were generous to me too sometimes.
You didn't do that. So I could compare you to them and say you are
stingy.
keep an eye out for part two of classic wu....
From: "Dave TPG" <fuller_d@tpg.com.au>
To: WWu777@aol.com
CC: RW-TT@yahoogroups.com, RWL-Open@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Classic Wu: Part Two
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Part
two of Classic Wu looks at the early days of his most recent trip and
reflects
on some of those priceless moments as relayed by Wu himself. Rather
than having
to sift through the hundred of pages of crap from Wu here are the best
bits in
a more condensed form. Enjoy…
Wu on
his ability to meet the right person (yeah right Wu)
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Either things have changed, or I just
have a better knack
now for approaching the right people. Or my luck / karma is getting
better now.
Wu on picking up women
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but I
don't want you all to think that every girl I meet here likes me. Not
at all.
In fact, lots of girls I approach here in
Wu and
friend (Dumb and Dumber) on getting stiffed by a pro
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She
went in and disappeared into the huge masses of people inside. I went in several times to
look for her, but
it was no use. She was gone. After almost 40 minutes of waiting, I
realized
that we were scammed and felt very bad for recommending my friend to
come here
and making him lose a hundred dollars for nothing.
Wu
explains that sometimes wishes do come true
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It looks like my enemy (or friend, or
both?) Brad Sharp
finally got his wish that I would be physically attacked here in
Wu the
gullible takes his scamming mates bait
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Vadim
explained to me what was about to happen here. There were two levels of
policemen here. The
city government
police would work too slowly here and might take weeks to find my
camcorder.
Instead, Sergey was going to enlist a "private police firm" in this
case.
Wu
believing he will get his camera back for $60
------------------------------------------------
However,
he explained, they didn't work for free, and would probably want 30
percent of
the value of my camcorder as payment for their services. I agreed,
since I got
that small camcorder for 200 dollars on Ebay. I
figured it would be
worth 60 dollars to get back.
Wu pays
$300 for his $200 camera
--------------------------------
Sergey
said that the police firm researched the name and model of my
camcorder, and
said it was worth 1000 dollars in
Wu on
business opportunities in
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Vadim
said it was sold without it. I was also told that ten agents were used
to track
down the final guy who had it. He also said that the last guy who
bought it
paid $850 for it. No way, I thought.
If
that was the price it went for here, then I ought to buy many of these
200
dollar mini-camcorders off Ebay and sell them here for that much! It would give me
tremendous profits.
Wu gets
a beating and wonders why his mate Vadim did not help him
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During
the mayhem, I kept wondering where Vadim was and why he wasn't fending
off this
attacker so I had time to get up and defend myself. Where was he???? I
kept
wondering. Even while on the ground, I continued yelling in English
"No! You can't have
this!"
loudly.
Wu
explains the attacker was lucky
----------------------------------
Disappointed
at myself, I remarked that I usually reacted quickly in such
situations. But in
this case, the guy moved so quickly, like lightning, and came at us in
the dark
too. I merely had
no time to react or
realize what was going on. The guy was fast.
Wu on
romance with a Vyborg Pro
-------------------------------
I knew
that 80 Euros was about 100 dollars, and I started thinking "I can have
her all night and cuddle with her romantically on this romantic boat,
for that
price? Hell yeah. Especially since she had a charming pleasant
personality and
we seemed to have great personal chemistry."
Wu
laments his romantic evening with the same Vyborg Pro
--------------------------------------------------------
Inside, I was a bit shocked by what I
saw. She had removed
her makeup and looked somewhat different. She was a bit less attractive
without
her makeup, but that wasn't the only thing that changed. Her
_expression and
demeanor had changed too. And her voice as well. She was no longer as
sweet and
charming, and her voice actually sounded much more coarse and rough.
"Oh
great," I thought. "So
after I
give her the money, she no longer needs to put on her sweet charming
face for
me anymore?
Wu on
winning his feud and gaining nothing with the Vyborg Pro
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The security guard had given in, and
didn't want me to go
to the hotel administrator about this problem, so he gave up and left.
Tanya
reluctantly stayed to complete the deal we made.
So I had won, but I had a grumpy girl next to
me who wouldn't give me any affection or sex the rest of the night. She
turned
her body away from me and was cold to the touch.
Well
that’s part two of Classic Wu. Stay tuned for
more wacky Wu adventures in
part three.
Date:
From: "Dave Fuller" <fuller_d@tpg.com.au>
To: WWu777@aol.com
Subject: Classic Wu: Part Three
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So many priceless lines from our little friend Wu in this part. As
he slowly descends into insanity we here about his problems with
impotency, obsessive women and those stingy russians among the many
timeless Wu quotes as written by the special little guy himself.
Enjoy...
Wu calling other people stingy (oh the irony)
---------------------------------------------
This country definitely by far has the most stingy people and
customs in the world. Come to think of it, a huge major double
standard here is that women are allowed to be stingy, and most of
them are super duper stingy
Wu re-unites himself with his ex fiancee Katya
----------------------------------------------
While sitting on the couch bed with her, I kept trying to come on to
her but she kept backing off and saying Winston, no. I also started
flirting with her and asking if we could get back together and get
engaged again,
Wu showing his better judgment (just before getting pummelled)
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When I saw a doorway above the lighted windows, I moved toward it,
but the guys told me it was the wrong way and told me to continue on
down the backstreet. It was all too suspicious now, but something in
me made me follow them just a bit further.